REAL WORLD EVENT DISCUSSIONS

Ideas for SNL skits

POSTED BY: 1KIKI
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 3, 2015 04:25
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 1211
PAGE 1 of 1

Monday, November 2, 2015 2:27 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.


You know how for certain immunosuppressive drugs the voice-over says "tell your doctor if you've been to certain areas of the country where fungal infections are common"?

I have visions of J.Q. Doe at the doctor's office saying "'Ya know doc? I been to Texas where I might have been exposed to Coccidioides immitis or Coccidioides posadasii and gotten coccidioidomycosis."

The next one says "Doc, I went to New York City and there were a lot of pigeons. I might have been exposed to Cryptococcus neoformans".

The third ones says "Doctor, I was caving where there were a lot of bats and I might have been exposed to Histoplasma capsulatum and acquired histoplasmosis."

The fourth one says "I was at the club pool yesterday - could I have gotten athlete's foot?'




The PATIENT is supposed to TELL their doctor if they have those risk factors? Really?

Isn't the doctor supposed to know more about it and ask?

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, November 3, 2015 4:25 AM

SHINYGOODGUY


Good point! You won't know your risk factors until your doctor tells you after conducting tests and screenings. Isn't that the way it usually works?


SGG


Quote:

Originally posted by 1kiki:
You know how for certain immunosuppressive drugs the voice-over says "tell your doctor if you've been to certain areas of the country where fungal infections are common"?

I have visions of J.Q. Doe at the doctor's office saying "'Ya know doc? I been to Texas where I might have been exposed to Coccidioides immitis or Coccidioides posadasii and gotten coccidioidomycosis."

The next one says "Doc, I went to New York City and there were a lot of pigeons. I might have been exposed to Cryptococcus neoformans".

The third ones says "Doctor, I was caving where there were a lot of bats and I might have been exposed to Histoplasma capsulatum and acquired histoplasmosis."

The fourth one says "I was at the club pool yesterday - could I have gotten athlete's foot?'




The PATIENT is supposed to TELL their doctor if they have those risk factors? Really?

Isn't the doctor supposed to know more about it and ask?


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

YOUR OPTIONS

NEW POSTS TODAY

USERPOST DATE

OTHER TOPICS

DISCUSSIONS
In the garden, and RAIN!!! (2)
Wed, May 13, 2026 04:07 - 7169 posts
Russia Invades Ukraine. Again
Tue, May 12, 2026 22:50 - 10132 posts
Midterms 2026
Tue, May 12, 2026 19:46 - 431 posts
Russia invades ...
Tue, May 12, 2026 19:41 - 254 posts
Not capable of surviving
Tue, May 12, 2026 19:34 - 15 posts
We haven't forgotten about you...
Tue, May 12, 2026 16:25 - 5 posts
QAnons' representatives here
Tue, May 12, 2026 10:54 - 1261 posts
Western - Russian relations, as the Russians see it
Tue, May 12, 2026 10:22 - 24 posts
Do you feel like the winds of change are blowing today too?
Tue, May 12, 2026 08:36 - 4565 posts
Khamenei, One of Most Evil People in History, is Dead
Mon, May 11, 2026 23:35 - 390 posts
How do we get more men to join the anti-Trump resistance?
Mon, May 11, 2026 15:43 - 2 posts
A thread for Democrats Only
Mon, May 11, 2026 15:14 - 7200 posts

FFF.NET SOCIAL