CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #71 by TenthCrewMember

Nathan: Before we continue with this scene, I want that gray guy behind me to stop looking at my ass.

Morena: I should get paid extra for outtakes.

Joss: Someone get me my paintball gun.

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Friday, November 6, 2015 9:37 AM

Gratz to BOBSC!!

Mal: "He's marble. So don't take him for granite."

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Monday, November 9, 2015 3:08 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Ah ha! Inara's Diary...let's see if it says anything about a certain suai captainy person, shall we?
Inara: *death glare*

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, November 9, 2015 6:12 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Sweet a win. Thanks

Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N..cough cough Okay... that's it!

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Monday, November 9, 2015 6:14 PM

Nathan: I have to be out of here at 5 p.m. sharp, I have to be someplace important

Morena: Acting school?

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015 6:22 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Mal- Yes I have Medusa ass. Look at you own risk.

Inara- There is no chance of that happening.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015 10:41 AM

Inara: "What does he want on his sandwich?"
Mal: "I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!"

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Thursday, November 12, 2015 5:58 PM

After filming for "Serenity" wrapped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015 7:43 PM

Little known fact. Because of so many blown lines and outtakes, Joss tried to have Nathan deported back to Canada.

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Friday, November 13, 2015 3:06 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

After filming for "Serenity" raped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.

filiming "wrapped"...OMG...right now being the grammar police is fine by me! WRAPPED!

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, November 13, 2015 5:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

After filming for "Serenity" raped, the stone Buddha was offered a three picture deal from Universal.

filiming "wrapped"...OMG...right now being the grammar police is fine by me! WRAPPED!

BWAH!
TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)

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Saturday, November 14, 2015 10:45 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)

In all fairness, and not to digress, but *I* didn't make *you* look stupid. I simply pointed out an egregious typographical error. Also, thanks for the jock itch, that's the most action I've seen in years. ;P

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Saturday, November 14, 2015 10:48 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: What is that?!?
Mal: It's my Grammar Police uniform. Instead of a swastika it has an ampersand. Impressed?
Inara: Not really.

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, November 14, 2015 11:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Thank you for correcting me, (Thanks for making me look stupid) I have corrected the caption. (I'll get my "Speak and Spell" out of the closet) I look forward to many more of your caption games. (I wish you jock itch)

In all fairness, and not to digress, but *I* didn't make *you* look stupid. I simply pointed out an egregious typographical error. Also, thanks for the jock itch, that's the most action I've seen in years. ;P

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?

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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:44 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?

Pessimism? ;) Hey, it's cool. I'm not like that. You'll have to do more than make a typo to earn my ire, I'm not the Alliance after all.

Just for future reference, take what I type in the best possible way. If I intend to be belligerent with my words, it'll be clear...like..."Fuck off, get out of my game!" Unless I'm being funny, in which case I won't mean that. Huh, guess it is hard to tell with me. ;P Seriously though, you're good, no worries.

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
Why do I get the feeling that I'm never going to win another caption game?

Pessimism? ;) Hey, it's cool. I'm not like that. You'll have to do more than make a typo to earn my ire, I'm not the Alliance after all.

Just for future reference, take what I type in the best possible way. If I intend to be belligerent with my words, it'll be clear...like..."Fuck off, get out of my game!" Unless I'm being funny, in which case I won't mean that. Huh, guess it is hard to tell with me. ;P Seriously though, you're good, no worries.

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

So I'm going to win THIS caption game?!

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Monday, November 16, 2015 5:52 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: What are you doing? We're supposed to be making funny captions!
Mal: I am! This is me, Captain Tightpants, taking off my captain's tightpants, on Caption Tightpants.
Inara: Can you put them back on?

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, November 16, 2015 6:02 PM

Nathan: As I'm sure you have heard I'm nominated yet again for another "Peoples Choice" award.

Morena: Yea I heard, congrats and good luck. *pifft*

Nathan: I hired 20 illegal Mexicans to sit at computers for a month and vote for me, I'm paying them a nickel a vote.

Morena: I'm voting for Trump.

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015 9:26 AM

Mal: "There, I folded it 8 times. Beat that, Sugarbunch!"

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Friday, November 20, 2015 12:16 PM

Mal: "I lost big time. He has quite the poker face."

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015 9:46 AM

Mal: "It's true. We fell off the front page again. Excuse me while I cry into this huge hankie..."

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Friday, November 27, 2015 12:46 PM