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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #81

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 22, 2016 13:30
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Thursday, September 29, 2016 10:45 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Well this may be a first for the pockets of the ol' Tightpants...

Congrats to MUTT999 for the winning hi-larious caption AND the honorable mention! (because I enjoyed that movie! don't judge! that's my job lol!)

Here they are!




Now that means the rest of y'all need to ante up big time or get squashed like a bitty bug ;) Here you go:



MAL: Yarr! We be Space Pirates!
SIMON:: I thought you were Space Cowboys?
MAL: Don't sully this...what are you, a FOX exec? Ai ya!!

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Thursday, September 29, 2016 5:41 PM

WHOZIT


Congrats MUTT



Captain: We won't be long, we're going to take Jayne far out into the desert and dump him there, we'll bring back a pizza

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Friday, September 30, 2016 12:11 PM

MUTT999


Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)




Gina (thinking): "Nathan and that perfect freakin' hair!"
Adam (thinking): "I hope he's bald before 50."








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Friday, September 30, 2016 1:10 PM

RYCE


Mal: River swallowed a bug, so we're getting her to a doctor.
Simon: I am a doctor.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, September 30, 2016 5:57 PM

WHOZIT





Mal: I told you that when you use the mule put gas in it before you bring it back, since you didn't do that now you have to put on a HAZ-MAT suit and clean Jayne's cabin. Now open the door and tell me I'm pretty.

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Friday, September 30, 2016 6:47 PM

WHOZIT





Nathan; We're going to the store and pick up some "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian, you want us to pick you up something?

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Saturday, October 1, 2016 7:24 AM

WHOZIT





Nathan: Instead of robbing a bank we're going to a Sci-fi convention and sign photos for $50 a pop and come back with garbage bags filled will cash, then I'm going to blow it all on "Moose Piss Beer" because I'm a fucking Canadian

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Monday, October 3, 2016 6:07 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by MUTT999:
Thanks TCM! (as I slip a twenty into your shirt pocket)



For the...uhh...pizza party...yeah...that you're treating us to...right!

<.<

>.>

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BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 3, 2016 6:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Mal: *sigh* Really? Super glue on the controls? Doctor, don't you think that went out with Earth-that-was?


BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 3, 2016 5:19 PM

WHOZIT





As Nathan did his lines both Adam and Gina thought about how much fun it would be to pound the shit out of him

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Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9:29 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "You don't punch me for another 10 minutes. So how come I have this black eye now?"






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Wednesday, October 5, 2016 9:25 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "He's at Comic Con. He thinks he's someone called 'Alan'. Have the heavy meds ready."






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Wednesday, October 5, 2016 12:40 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Mal-No officer, I don't know how fast we were going. Space Cowboy lives matter.





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Friday, October 7, 2016 10:27 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM






Mal- Zoe has shotgun

Simon- But Zoe didn't call shotgun. I did.

Mal- That's true. Zoe get in the back.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016 11:57 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:




Mal- Zoe has shotgun

Simon- But Zoe didn't call shotgun. I did.

Mal- That's true. Zoe get in the back.



Let's one up this...

Mal: Zoe has shotgun.
Simon: But Zoe didn't call shotgun, I did.
Mal: Lemme rephrase...Zoe has A shotgun, so you get in back with Jayne.
Jayne: You better stay on your side!


BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, October 14, 2016 5:19 PM

RYCE


TCM, you beat me to the shotgun!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, October 16, 2016 10:25 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Ryce:
TCM, you beat me to the shotgun!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!





BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Sunday, October 16, 2016 10:29 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?





Mal: I'm gettin' the hell outta here before Trump or Hillary get access to nukes! You comin'??!!??


(I don't know if that's funny, but it sure keeps crossing my mind)


BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, October 17, 2016 9:42 PM

RYCE


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Mal: I'm gettin' the hell outta here before Trump or Hillary get access to nukes! You comin'??!!??


(I don't know if that's funny, but it sure keeps crossing my mind)


BWAH!
TCM



Nathan: I'm heading back to Canada. Jump on.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2016 12:05 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Mal-I'll have the number one with a chocolate shake. She'll have the grilled chicken with onion rings, and one kiddie meal.

Jayne- Make sure it's for a boy. I don't want the girly toy.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016 9:24 AM

MUTT999


Quote:

Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:



Mal-I'll have the number one with a chocolate shake. She'll have the grilled chicken with onion rings, and one kiddie meal.

Jayne- Make sure it's for a boy. I don't want the girly toy.










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Thursday, October 20, 2016 9:24 AM

MUTT999




Mal: "..and when no one's looking, have Kaylee dump the waste tank."

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Tuesday, October 25, 2016 6:42 PM

RYCE


Mal: Hop on up. We gotta bump this thread.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2016 11:05 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


TCM's Father passed away. He blogged about it. For those who want to send condolences here is the link

[url] http://www.fireflyfans.net/blog.aspx?bid=9640[/url]

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Wednesday, November 2, 2016 8:54 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Mal- We are leaving you in charge. The emergency numbers are on the fridge. Feed the gold fish and everyone in bed by 10.

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Saturday, November 12, 2016 8:54 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: There's crime to be done, and that don't include you unless I conjure it does...and I ain't from Hogwarts-that-was, so... *floors the gas*

Ok my fine bunch of Rubens, I'm back-ish. Trying to get life back on track, so a few more submissions (if'n y'all still are playing) and I'll get a winner picked in a couple of days and start a new round.


BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, November 22, 2016 1:30 PM

RYCE


Mal: Also, my pet tarantula Steve got loose. Please keep an eye out for him while we're gone.



No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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