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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #83

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Friday, January 27, 2017 10:38
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Friday, December 30, 2016 12:18 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Is it Christmas? Well it is for MUTT999!!! Check out the winning entry:


Now here's a little something with less special hell...or not...kinda depends on you!

Bazaar Barker: Yeah, um, I got nothin' for this round of captioning...

Ok, that may be my worst effort yet, so it should be easy-peasy for you to top it! Ain't nothin' like dead bessie over there, right? Winner of this round earns 12 bits...12 bits of something... ;P

Happy Capioning! :D

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Saturday, December 31, 2016 1:03 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Bazaar Barker: Happy New Year!
Customer: "Year" is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. We're on a space station. It's not applicable... I'm not buying anything.

Have a safe and happy New Year's weekend, Tightpantsers, wherever you are on (or off) this spinnin' world!



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Tuesday, January 3, 2017 9:44 AM

MUTT999


Thanks TCM! And a happy new year (hopefully) to all the Browncoats!





Reggie the Barker: " ...it will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very soul. It's Joss Whedon singing Gettin' Jiggy Wit It."





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Tuesday, January 3, 2017 3:17 PM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM


WTG Mutt



So I open the package and this fine handmade hat is in it. I tossed that ugly knit hat I used to wear in and seal it back up. They'll be none the wiser.


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Wednesday, January 4, 2017 1:20 PM

MUTT999




Abe the Barker: "37 score and 1 year ago...."

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Wednesday, January 4, 2017 1:37 PM

MUTT999




Harry the Barker: "Pull a what from my hat? What's a henway?"

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Friday, January 6, 2017 11:25 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





Next week on a very Special Firefly Christmas.

I'm the ghost of Christmas capers. Let's look back back at your dirty deeds...wobbly headed geisha dolls? Seriously? That's it? I'm out.
The ghost of "It works better if you talk about your relationship" will be along later.

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Friday, January 6, 2017 1:28 PM

MUTT999




Bob the Barker: "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! Will the owner of a silver Firefly Class please report to the docking station. Your lights are on."





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Wednesday, January 11, 2017 11:41 AM

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM





One of Inrara's more colorful customers.

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Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:00 PM

MUTT999




Greg the Barker: "Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends. Well, um, it ends, um, but.....oh, never mind."




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Thursday, January 12, 2017 11:27 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Ouch, MUTT999, just...ouch. ;)



CNN reporter: Forget what you think you know. Forget what your intelligence agencies told you when they briefed you, forget the lies of our oppressive, capitalistic Trump government! Behind this curtain is the very secret they do not want you to see -- the most astounding political find in the history of humanity. Proof! Of golden showers. That's right, go ahead and laugh, sir, but what you see inside this room will change your life forever! It will haunt your dreams and harrow -- YES -- your very soul.

(sorry, couldn't resist)



BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, January 20, 2017 7:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Actor: So, am I going to be a recurring villain?
Joss(OS): No.
Actor: A recurring hero?
Joss(OS): Definitely not.
Actor: A recurring character then?
Joss(OS): Probably not.
Actor: You said "probably", which means possibly so?!
Joss(OS): Tell you what, if we have a 2nd season of Firefly, I'll call you. By the way, that jacket was woven from my back hair. *snickers*




BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, January 25, 2017 9:26 AM

MUTT999




Hezekiah the Folk Barker (singing):

"Where have all the Browncoats gone?

Long time passing.

Where have all the Browncoats gone?

Long time ago..."




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Friday, January 27, 2017 8:40 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Looks like this round has lost some steam (which is probably why Firefly engines use a fusion drive lol), so I'm gonna let this ride into the weekend, and then pick a winner and post the new round sometime on Sunday. If you saved a good caption, now's the time to get it in!


BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, January 27, 2017 10:38 AM

MUTT999




Marvin the Barker: "Please put the paint cans down! No dogs were hurt in the making of this coat!"






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