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Patton Oswald on Colbert Now

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018 12:06 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Posting this in this forum because it might be a headline soon.

Patton is scheduled to be the 2nd guest.
But first is Jennifer Lawrence, and Colbert broke out the Rum. This is hilarious. Huge Cuts edited out, she is getting sloshed and curling up in the chair from one second to the next.
However long they let her Wind through this, I wonder how long they kept Patton in the wings.

She is sooooo sloshed.
She also looked at the camera and told her niece and nephew "Aunt Jen is drunk"

Sure, she dropped out of Grade School, but sometimes she's adorable.
Candid for sure.

Seems like he copied the booze gig from Kyle Chandler, who brought along a bottle of excellent Scotch to Kimmel's show last week, and Jimmy was slurring in no time.

Now Patton is thirsty and nervous, so the first bottle got polished off, and on to at least the second bottle.

Everybody has their shoes off in no time.

Not much time left for Patton and the book. They should have skipped the monologue and other bits. The uncut version, or outakes might be gold.

I'm not sure if the edits included every refill of the glass, but there were a lot of them.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018 12:51 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Following that, James Corden has guest Steve Harvey, who mentions he only got water, no alcohol. So Steve is shown the bar, to get liquored up before coming onstage.

Seems to be a theme they got going on.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2018 5:02 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018 9:12 AM

MOOSE


The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018 12:02 PM

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So desperate for ratings they will stoop to old YouTube level antics, I guess.

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I give it five years, tops.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018 6:55 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Moose:
The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

when I went to Yahoo, they have 5 or 6 stories at the top center of the page. This one was the enlarged feature story.
How else to define a yahoo headline?

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018 11:52 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Tonight is a repeat of the Kimmel with Kyle Chandler, which may have kicked off this bit.

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Thursday, March 1, 2018 12:31 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


And tonight the other Jimmy is getting in on the gig, serving somebody and Rooster Lite beer. But at the end of their chair time - they were already a bit indecipherable before the beer.

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Thursday, March 1, 2018 7:11 AM

MOOSE


Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Quote:

Originally posted by Moose:
The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

when I went to Yahoo, they have 5 or 6 stories at the top center of the page. This one was the enlarged feature story.
How else to define a yahoo headline?



Just a sad commentary that this is considered "newsworthy".

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Thursday, March 1, 2018 9:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Posting this in this forum because it might be a headline soon.

Patton is scheduled to be the 2nd guest.
But first is Jennifer Lawrence, and Colbert broke out the Rum. This is hilarious. Huge Cuts edited out, she is getting sloshed and curling up in the chair from one second to the next.
However long they let her Wind through this, I wonder how long they kept Patton in the wings.

She is sooooo sloshed.
She also looked at the camera and told her niece and nephew "Aunt Jen is drunk"

Sure, she dropped out of Grade School, but sometimes she's adorable.
Candid for sure.

Seems like he copied the booze gig from Kyle Chandler, who brought along a bottle of excellent Scotch to Kimmel's show last week, and Jimmy was slurring in no time.

Now Patton is thirsty and nervous, so the first bottle got polished off, and on to at least the second bottle.

Everybody has their shoes off in no time.

Not much time left for Patton and the book. They should have skipped the monologue and other bits. The uncut version, or outakes might be gold.

I'm not sure if the edits included every refill of the glass, but there were a lot of them.



The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly

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Friday, March 2, 2018 2:41 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Moose:
Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Quote:

Originally posted by Moose:
The Yahoo! Entertainment section is considered headline?

when I went to Yahoo, they have 5 or 6 stories at the top center of the page. This one was the enlarged feature story.
How else to define a yahoo headline?


Just a sad commentary that this is considered "newsworthy".

Agreed. But TV Networks have not had News for decades, they only have " News" programs within their Entertainment divisions.
At least it wasn't about some tweety or instasnap.

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Friday, March 2, 2018 6:53 AM

MOOSE


Ain't that the truth.

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Friday, March 2, 2018 12:46 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Moose:
Ain't that the truth.

Actually, I was wrong. Fox is a Network, and they have actual News, spilling off the Fox News Channel.
It's just ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS have not had News in decades.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018 4:32 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


I saw that they supplied beer for some redneck guys, one of whom named his kid Lyte. That guy pulled out coozies from his down vest pockets.

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