Jayne began to dump each of the drawers out on the infirmary floor. ‘Stupid doctor’ he thought ‘never got any ruddin tape’. After Jayne first incident with trying to locate the tape you would think he would keep it out, but he seemed to be hell bent on hiding it.

Jayne finally found the tape after emptying every drawer. He was just finishing up as Simon walked in and started yelling “Hwoon dahn! I just resorted everything!” “Watch yer language doc” Jayne chuckled pointing to River who was walking down the stairs. River stopped and turned around to see who Jayne was motioning to.

“Must be gone” she said and frowned slightly. “If we’re talking bout yer mind” Jayne muttered not sure if River was gonna cut him again. “Leave her alone!” Simon yelled, getting really angry

“Oh hell doc you know I love that crazy ass sister of yers” Jayne said, grabbed River by the shoulders and gave her a big kiss before quickly leaving. He could hear Simon shouting at Mal about it across the ship. Jayne decided against going to dinner that night. He’d rather deal with the hunger that Simom’s pansy ass yelling.

He didn’t know why he’d kissed River. He got an unpleasant feeling in his stomach when he thought a bout it but a fairly pleasant feeling in his pants. He wasn’t sure which was more concerning. River was a fine looking girl (not much in the head though) but old enough now. Jayne decided not to think of it any more on account of it would only bring him more trouble. He fell asleep after downing a half a bottle of whiskey and dreamed pleasantly of girl’s underthings.

Jayne awoke a few hours later and looked around in the dim light of his bunk. Someone was on top of him! Jayne peered closely at who it was only to see River smiling back at him in the dark. “Gorramit girl if your brother…”he tried to say but she put a finger to his lips to hush him. He tried to move and that was when he realized he was handcuffed to his bunk. “Be good” she said and smiled again “Its time to play.”