Since I have an odd fixation with Yo-Saf-Bridge's past (see Our Co-Pilot Tam or Diplomatic Immunity), I figured I should do this one.

To: Mal, Monty, Durran

From: Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda

Subject: Friends Survey

1. What is your occupation? Loving wife

2. What color is your underwear? I made myself ready for you...

3. What are you listening to right now? The hum of a ship's engines.

4. What was the last thing you ate? Bao. Made it for myself because I'm all alone...

5. Do you wish on stars? All the time.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Scarlet.

7. How is the weather right now? Cold. And lonely.

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? I can't keep them straight at this point, but he was really upset

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Nobody "likes" anyone. We just play each other.

10. Name three things other than office supplies/computer/laptop that are on your desk right now: Lipstick, rouge, Companion's Handbook.

11. Favorite drink? Sihnon Iced Tea.

12. Another MIA one ... how about any tattoos? Would you like to see it?

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? A few times, but I've always done best with my natural strawberry blonde.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Neither.

15. Who do you think Jennifer Aniston should marry next? They're all mine.

16. Favorite month? I've always been partial to the springtime.

17. Favorite food? I'm a very good cook. Anything I make tastes good.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Darcy...*swoons*

19. Favorite day of the year? My anniversary. I like a good bit of the calendar.

20. What do you do to vent anger? Get the better of someone.

21. Favorite Toy as a child? Umm...*blush*

22. Fall or Spring? Spring

23. Hugs or kisses? Kisses. Did you really have to ask?

24. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry. Repeatedly. I can show you a trick about that.

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? Some of them...not the ones that'll send spam.

26. Who is most likely to respond? Mal, he's such an easy mark.

27. Who is least likely to respond? Monty, I bet he's busy growing that beard back.

28. Living arrangements? Whoever will take me. Then I take them.

29. Last time you cried? So I'm stuck in this garbage can in the desert...

30. What is on the floor of your closet? Lingerie.

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Friends? What are friends? People just play each other.

32. What did you do last night? Researched a scam.

33. Favorite smells? I got my stock of perfumes. But best of all is a man who wants me.

34. What inspires you? The prospect of a brilliant heist.

35. What are you afraid of? Losing my charms.

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Spicy, always spicy.

37. Favorite car? Any vessel will do.

38. Favorite dog breed? Poodles. They don't shed in your bunk.

39. Number of keys on your key ring? Lock picks.

40. How many years at your current address? A couple weeks. That's a couple weeks too long.

41. Favorite day of the week? Tuesday. My birthday's on a tuesday.

42. How many states have you lived in? 7 worlds, more than 20 moons, and quite a few spaceships.

43. Are you happy? Only when pulling some scam.

44. Where would you like to move? In with someone. Briefly.

45. If there is another question you'd like to add ... do it here! Where are you headed now? Persephone, to pretend to be a Companion.