Jayne and River perfect match, sort of....

As River Tam walked into the kitchen where Book, Jayne, and Wash were playing poker, she wandered to the canned foods.

When Wash looked back he saw her tearing the paper off each one of them, he said while turning back to his hand, "Well we're gonna have a tasty weird meal"

Jayne looked at him funny “well you’re quite funny."

"I'm not joking" Wash said, "Look at River."

Book said "Jayne, you wouldn’t mind taking care of that, would you?"

“I got it preacher" he said with a snap. "Hey gorram girl, stop it that’s our food!"

River stopped what she was doing, put down the cans and said "blue sun I can hear them, don’t take me back!" "Get off" with a bit of shock he let go on what happened to him.

Just as that happened Simon walked in to check on River, he caught what happened. "Get off her!" Simon said.

"Huh?" Jayne said with confusion, "she came on to me" he yelled.

River dropped to the floor muttering "two by two, hands of blue".

Later that night as Simon tucked River in he said "River, what happened?"

"He feels, Simon"

"Feels what?"

"Me."

Simon stopped talking he heard laughing from a distance.

"Good night River" and kissed her on the forehead good night. He went in to the main part of the ship (where Wash was). He heard "You said 'she came on to me'?" Mal said, "Yeah".

Then Simon walked in, and Jayne said "what is wrong with that gorram girl?" "She said you feel."

"Feel what exactly."

"I Don’t know.”

"Well I think its sweet, you two together, now you don’t have to fight over a woman" Kaylee said. "She ain't no woman" as Jayne walked out.

When Simon went back to check on River, he found that she was gone. "Jayne" he thought. Ml was walking to his room then we heard faint whisper from Jayne’s. So he just walked in, he stood in the door way, and saw River in Jayne’s bed. "Huh" he said.

Jayne yelled "WHAT THE...."

Stay tuned next time for Love From a Girl.