DC to Marvel - Hold my beer by AURaptor

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DC to Marvel - Hold my beer

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UPDATED: Monday, December 15, 2025 07:58
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Saturday, March 28, 2020 9:56 AM

America loves a winner!

So we have a story where a 16 yr old Selina ( Catwoman ) is " in love " with a 17 yr old Bruce Wayne ( Batman) and 18 yr old Jack Napier ( Joker ).

You see, because they ALL go to the same high school.

Bruce Wayne, apparently from the richest family in the city doesn't go to Prep school. Nope. Fits right in w/ the gen-pop kids of the local public school system.

And he's the same age group as Jack Napier, where as all the previous versions of these two have Joker a good 15-20 years older than Bruce.

But because a TRIANGLE is the perfect shape, oh boy!!

( Also, see Retcon thread - http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=11&tid=63340 )

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Saturday, March 28, 2020 11:53 AM

THG

Keep it real please

Good news for teenagers, I guess. I haven't been a teen in about 47 years or so. How long has it been for you rappy? I thought you were older; my bad.

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Saturday, March 28, 2020 1:21 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Been less time since I was a teenager, and never was much into comics, but it's sad to see this repurposing nonsense go on in all stages of entertainment.

It's like no one is willing to go out and start something new and unique. They're just taking existing characters and reimagining them into weird nonsensical garbage.

We see it in the Terminator Woke Fate franchise, JJ Abrams did it with Star Trek and the alternate universe or time line, what ever the hell they're calling it, Star Wars... it's just so damn lazy! These repurposers are taking what others before them had built and trying to make a quick easy buck.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, June 22, 2024 6:16 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

the super hero thing almost dead

Doesn't make sense Bruce was old elite family blood, rich old WASP old America money, they lived in this castle mansion, they had a butler.

Saturn Awards, Best Superhero Television Series Superman & Lois (The CW)

Best Film Direction Matt Reeves – The Batman

What else

THE WORST BATMAN SHOW EVER MADE

'Kite Man'

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/max-harley-quinn-kite-man-spinoff-
release-date/

?

Benedict Cumberbatch has officially confirmed that filming for 'Avengers: Part V' will start next year.

https://x.com/jordnjnes/status/1804181087641292994/

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Sunday, April 6, 2025 7:59 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Marvel will try again

Robert Downey Jr. has a new completely different haircut just in time for Doomsday filming
https://voicefilm.com/robert-downey-jr-shows-off-bold-new-haircut-for-
doctor-doom-role-in-avengers-doomsday/

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025 8:47 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

Neil Gaiman allegations explained as Netflix drops Sandman season 2 part one

https://metro.co.uk/2025/07/02/neil-gaiman-allegations-explained-netfl
ix-hours-dropping-sandman-season-2-23560722/

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Monday, December 15, 2025 7:58 AM

JAYNEZTOWN

DC fans are split on the Supergirl trailer, but everyone can agree that it has "heavy Guardians vibes"
https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/dc-movies/dc-fans-are-split-o
n-the-supergirl-trailer-but-everyone-can-agree-that-it-has-heavy-guardians-vibes-kinda-funny-this-looks-and-feels-more-like-a-james-gunn-movie-than-superman-did/

“Hold my beer” a person almost out of their mind on some type of stimulant relax product they have taken suddenly gets an idea I can top that...but its more like a stoner crashing something or a drunk doing a face plant a moment of “Watch me do something stupid”

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