The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse... by Malicious

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The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

POSTED BY: MALICIOUS
UPDATED: Thursday, March 17, 2005 17:03
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Sunday, September 19, 2004 11:45 AM

We have a pinball machiene? Cool!

Does that mean we have wack-a-mole too?

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 12:07 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

what are we playing?

and where's the wack-a-mole?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 1:25 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
what are we playing?

and where's the wack-a-mole?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Put it right there, Sparky!

* Sparky carries in a huge Whack-a-mole game machine and sets it down along a wall of the clubhouse. The Real Me pulls off the cover. *

If I might direct your attention to the many heads in this whack-a-mole game, you will see that they are plastic representations of human heads. Do not be alarmed. They are intended to duplicate the likenesses of various Fox executives.

* The Real Me holds out a mallet. *

Who's first?

The Real Me

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Sunday, September 19, 2004 2:20 PM

MALICIOUS

Sooooo, could we potentially call it "Whack an A-hole"???

Mal-licious

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Monday, September 20, 2004 6:28 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Sooooo, could we potentially call it "Whack an A-hole"???

Mal-licious

Oooh! Great name!!

You! Great idea of adjusting the game!

Gimme that mallett!!!

*jake7 grabs the mallet and starts beating the crud out of the little heads that start popping up*

Hey! This is GREAT stress relief!

*the game ends and jake7 is winded*

Who's next?

*jake7 holds out the mallett*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Monday, September 20, 2004 6:10 PM

THEREALME

* The Real Me takes the mallet. *

Thank you, Jake7, but I haven't even turned it on, yet.

* The Real Me kneels to plug in the machine, and flips the "on" switch as he stands. *

HEAD 1: "I think we should replace Firefly with a reality show that features grown-up has-been child actors put into cells with serial killers."

HEAD 2: "I think we should replace Firefly with RE-RUNS of a reality show that features grown-up has-been child actors put into cells with serial killers."

HEAD 3: "What is Firefly? Do we own that?"

HEAD 4: "It's a western. Or a space show. I forget which."

HEAD 5: "It's both. But they forgot the aliens. We need to add a Vulcan like on Star Trek, but make it a WESTERN Vulcan. You know, he wears a ten-gallon hat and chaps, and says, 'Live long and prosper... y'all'."

* Unable to control himself, The Real Me furiously pounds the heads until he collapses from exhaustion. Sparky picks up the mallet from The Real Me's unconcious form and offers it to anyone else. *

The Real Me

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 4:00 AM

MONKEYTAIL

*takes the mallet from sparky, gives therealme a dip in the bacta tank*
Thanks sparky. *whacks the fox exec. heads until they go to the "special hell." Whew, I'm beat. *staightens glasses after beating fox exec. heads* Who wants to watch Star Wars on DVD, I went and got it at midnight? I have margaritas, vodka, blue milk and ginger snap cookies. Who's with me?

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On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 6:31 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me takes the mallet. *

Thank you, Jake7, but I haven't even turned it on, yet.

* The Real Me kneels to plug in the machine, and flips the "on" switch as he stands. *

Huh.

I *thought* it was a little too easy bashing their little heads in!

I just figured that since they were too stupid to keep the best show in the world, that their Whack-a-hole counterparts wouldn't pop up and down...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 8:44 AM

MALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by monkeytail:
I have margaritas, vodka, blue milk and ginger snap cookies. Who's with me?

Uhhh, I don't care what we watch, and the other stuff sounds yummy, but what the heck is "Blue Milk?"

Mal-licious

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 10:12 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

if my guy knew i was spending the evening watching star wars and drinking vodka with a glasses wearing dork (other than him), he'd hunt ya down.

That said, i've got popcorn, pretzels, and hohos. Isn't Han dreamy? I can do my hair up like leia.

*grabs mallet and hits the little fox heads over and over and over.

Whoo. My arms are starting to hurt. Has the movie started yet?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 6:23 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
if my guy knew i was spending the evening watching star wars and drinking vodka with a glasses wearing dork (other than him), he'd hunt ya down.

That said, i've got popcorn, pretzels, and hohos. Isn't Han dreamy? I can do my hair up like leia.

*grabs mallet and hits the little fox heads over and over and over.

Whoo. My arms are starting to hurt. Has the movie started yet?

www.thatweirdgirl.com

* The Real Me awakens, rested and satisfied with the Fox-bashing. *

So, ThatWeirdGirl, why not bring your guy along? Is he ThatWeirdGuy?

As for glasses-wearing dorks, well, there are a whole lot of us...

The Real Me

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004 6:29 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

he's nearby, but prefers to keep a low profile with the firefly stuff.

he's the one that got me hooked.

Hip, hip, hooray for the glasses wearing dorks!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004 6:07 PM

THEREALME

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
he's nearby, but prefers to keep a low profile with the firefly stuff.

he's the one that got me hooked.

Hip, hip, hooray for the glasses wearing dorks!

www.thatweirdgirl.com

Well, if he got you hooked on Firefly, he must be a great guy.

* The Real Me raises a glass of Pepsimilk (made from Monkeytail's exotic Blue Milk from a few posts ago). *

To ThatWeirdGirl'sGuy!

The Real Me

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Thursday, September 23, 2004 6:42 AM

JAKE7

Let me know when you get to the DVD with the documentary on it.

I watched most of Return of the Jedi last night...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 12:21 PM

MALICIOUS

Bumpin' for SCA's edification.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:49 PM

MALICIOUS

TRM!!!

Remember the olden days?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 5:01 PM

THEREALME

YES, MISTRESS!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, March 17, 2005 5:03 PM

THEREALME

Hello.

I have an announcement to make. I will cross-post this on all three original clubhouse threads. Mal-licious has said something about this, but I wrote this before she posted. Anyway:

These are old threads!

Ancient, even.

These three threads: the “I am NOT a Guy Club”, the “I AM a Guy Club”, and the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse,” are the origins of the Treehouse and Sereni-TREE threads. There are currently 13 subsequent threads in direct succession from these first three, and it’s growing all the time. But the SereniTree is where we live now. The survivors, anyway.

See, the war of sexes was fought long ago. The women won, and held rule in the “Forgotten not a Guy/Girl” thread. Then we men won our freedom back and we moved on to other threads as equals. Yes, in the present, as Oddness2her believes, we are equal in the SereniTREE.

It’s kind of like Star Trek, but without the Prime Directive.

Anyway, if you wish to fight the battles of the sexes all over again, that is up to you.

Me? I’ll just get some popcorn and watch.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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