The Planning of our MIstress Malicious's Half-Birthday Thread by thatweirdgirl

It just is.

Mal Mistress Most High celebrates her birthday, her half birthday, and any day occurring between these two events.

We do not question her absolute authority on half birthdays, we just bow and make threads in her honor.

Perhaps we can convince Gunhand to send her special half birthday wishes.

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Friday, April 15, 2005 10:25 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

I can play minion, but someone has to tell my wife...

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Mantichorus: "So why do they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Because I have one."

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Friday, April 15, 2005 5:30 PM

(Mal-Licious strolls by, completely unaware of the content of this thread. She appears to simply be window shopping.)

Wow, this window over here would look GREAT in my house.

(Mal-Licious hums a random tune.)

Oh, look! Margarita mixin's! This is SUCH a great window store.

(Mal-Licious mixes up a batch of frozen margaritas and salts the rim of a very large glass)

I like a store that supplies drinkies while you shop.

(Mal-licious takes her drink and continues pushing her cart as she strolls away, still completely unaware of the content of this thread.)

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Friday, April 15, 2005 5:37 PM

* The Real Me bows deeply. *

Of all the minions of the Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl Clubhouse, I am the last and greatest (unless Gunhand should return).

As always, I am at your service, Mal-licious.

I'll see what I can do to expedite the crab situation.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 3:54 PM

(Mal-Licious is actually shopping for a gift for her friend TheRealMe)

TRM's actual birthday is on 4-21. Yep. That's right. The eve of when the BDM was originally to open. So, he will be pretty bummed. I think we need to all appear at Arundel Mills Mall on Friday, May 13th as a gift to him. EVERYONE. Fly in from everywhere on the planent! Because I said so, that's why!

(Mal-Licious continues to push her cart around the store, still in the dark about the content of this thread)

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005 6:10 PM

* The Real Me opens his mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. He realizes with astonishment that Mal-licious has hi-jacked HER OWN THREAD for the benefit of THE REAL ME!!!! *

* Overcome by emotion, The Real Me dashes off to his quarters so nobody sees him get all weepy. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, April 18, 2005 9:56 AM

Unknowingly! Unknowingly!! I have no idea what this thread is about and, therefore, any 'jacking is purely accidental!!

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* The Real Me opens his mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. He realizes with astonishment that Mal-licious has hi-jacked HER OWN THREAD for the benefit of THE REAL ME!!!! *

It is but one of the reasons we love her so much...she loves us in return.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:52 PM

Malicious dear, this pretending part, being in the dark part...needs work. Just saying...Try batting the eyelashes a little more.

If you continue to walk down isle 5, you'll see life-size Mal Reynolds dolls for sale. Would you like one for your birthday?? We all want you to be happy!

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:53 PM

*hands tissue* Happy early birthday!

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Monday, April 18, 2005 12:56 PM

EBONEZER

Oh, great idea. I'll talk to the fireflys and see if we can work out some sort of re-re-re-uniting to celebrate the occasion.

*Ebo lifts her hand in the air and yells...*

Firefly Band Unite!

*...and waits for the other band members to come crawling out of the woodwork. No one comes.*

Right. I'm all thats left. So scratch that. But if someone can find my guitar, and I can convince TRM to accompany on the Dumb Ass Stick, I shall work out some sort of musical entertainment thingy.

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Monday, April 18, 2005 1:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
*hands tissue* Happy early birthday!

* Sniff! *

Thanks, Mom!

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, April 18, 2005 1:14 PM

Welcome! *pats back, in a tender moment that you see on the phone commercials*

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 5:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
*Ebo lifts her hand in the air and yells...*

Firefly Band Unite!

*...and waits for the other band members to come crawling out of the woodwork. No one comes.*

Right. I'm all thats left.

according to your offical band member list:

Quote:
KGB - Dictator for life, Drums
Ebo - Lead Guitar
Howdy - Lead Vocals
Cybersnark - Keyboards
Soulofserenity - Rhytham guitar and backup vocals
Gunhand - Bass
Thatwierdgirl - piano and/or any of those other things she plays
Static - Sax & backup vocals
Maugwai - Flute
Annik - finger symblos, spoons, and offical band tai chi leader
Wren - triangle
Noocyte - Penny-whistle
Astiana - shimmying and backup vocals
Insight Spinner - belly dancer/ shimmier
Fireflew - banjo
Flametree - piano accordion
Alien Zookeeper - washboard
Malicious - Dumb ass stick that sounds like its raining (understudy)
Delia - Official first fan
Bernadette - First fanatic fan
Nur - First official groupie and groupie recruiter
Monkeytail - groupie numero dos
and of course Whedonesque doing our amazing costumes!

a few of us are currently posting. Wow. I didn't realize how many popele I don't see anymore. This may need to trun into a kidnap twenty people operation.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 6:00 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Hey, I've got my guitar! I'm still here!

So when's practice?

______________________

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:51 AM

Listenlistenlisten!

(Mal-Licious does rainstick solo)

Ta DAAAAA!

(Thunderous applause. Mal-Licious takes a well-deserved bow and catches some roses thrown her way)

Thank you! Thank you all!

Do we really NEED the rest of the band? Truly?

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:58 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Hmm...and here I was under the impression that you weren't seeing what was in this thread...

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Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 9:17 AM

What thread? I'm doing my solo here in this window store.

(Mal-Licious continues shopping, advising the person who just spoke to her that she doesn't need any sales assistance just yet, thanks)

Mal-licious

I think I will add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 3:48 PM

What can I bring to the party, besides Neroli and Gunhand?

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005 8:28 PM

I would like to remind everyone that my robot Sparky and I were roadies for the one and only performance of "the fireflies".

ThatWeirdGirl! I didn't know that you were actually part of the band! Why didn't you play along with Ebo back in the Forgotten Not a Guy/Girl Clubouse party? Too much guacomole punch?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, April 25, 2005 5:15 AM