The Sereni-Tree: A Day At The Races by TheRealMe

Droppymccool jumps out of the lurkers box and streaks the track. And gets hauled off by security.

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Friday, August 19, 2005 8:52 PM

* TheRealMe makes sure to capture this incident all on his vid camera, so as to be able to show anyone later who might have an interest. *

Huh. Wonder how he got the name, "Droppy"?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, August 19, 2005 9:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe on the previous thread:

So, who would like to enter the pifflepony races?

Okay, I’ve marked off a course. First, head in that direction, up the steep hill. From the top of the cliff on the other side of that hill, dive into the lake below. Swim to the island in the middle of the lake, and pick up one of the four-leaf clovers that are common there. Swim back to this location on the shore of the lake, and head through this thick, trackless forest, dodging trees and fallen logs as you go. Finally, a long straight-away to the finish line, where you will have to ring this red bell as you zoom past. The first one to ring the bell AND who still has his or her four-leaf clover is the winner!

Any questions?

Right!

Mount your piffleponies!

Uh, PsychicRiver, no fair levitating your pony and flying it around the whole course.

So far we have:

Serenity riding Patience
Bride6 riding Prudence
PsychicRiver riding Ororo

Hmmmm... Goodness, Droppy, wouldn't it be interesting if the penalty for streaking was... having to compete in a race? Here is your pifflepony. Good luck!

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Friday, August 19, 2005 9:16 PM

SIMONWHO

Horse racing eh? That sounds fun for you guys.

*prepares bone setting kit*

Just try not to get stepped on, that's a lot harder to fix.

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 6:59 AM

XANDERLHARRIS

It's a race, it's a race! I think I will watch!

*Picks a seat near the finish line and get comfy*

Ash

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 1:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

PsychicRiver riding Ororo

Correction, Orora. If I misspelt it somewhere then I'm sorry!

(You know I need to be careful...my boss had recently been staking me on these boards.

)

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 2:07 PM

LISSA

Quote:
Originally posted by xanderlharris:
It's a race, it's a race! I think I will watch!

*Picks a seat near the finish line and get comfy*

*lissa and ath sit with ash and start making signs to cheer on serenity. lissa tries hard not to confuse the two names...*

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 2:50 PM

*is dragged to the starting gate still handcuffed*

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 3:43 PM

MAI

*Chooses to sit outside the race and cheer everyone on*

What we need in order to really enjoy these races is some yummy food.

*Takes out magical wish granting plank* (Good think I held on to this last one)

TA DA!
A fully stocked concession stand appears just outside the track. Cotton candy, hotdogs, nachos, twizzlers, popcorn, and all kinds of delish... AND ITS ALL FREE!

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 4:35 PM

PIFFLE101

Oh...My God!! A thread about my very own Piffleponies!! *SQUEE!!!*

*is on cloud 9!*

I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 8:31 PM

Sorry, PsychicRiver, I thought you named your pifflepony after a certain storm-causing mutant.

* TheRealMe finishes shackling a still clothing-challenged Droppy to his new mount, the pifflepony "Penitence". *

Huh! All this and only four contestants? And one of those serving under duress? Come on, all of you pifflepony enthusiasts! Get off the sidelines and join the race!

The lineup is now:

PsychicRiver on Orora
Serenity on Patience
Bride6 on Prudence
DroppyMcCool on Penitence

* TheRealMe starts loading the starting gun. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, August 20, 2005 10:15 PM

*still hasn't gotten up from her seat infront of the fishie tank*

"It's okay, they all know me here."

I am in no way responsible for any questions of faith after talking to me.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 7:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Sorry, PsychicRiver, I thought you named your pifflepony after a certain storm-causing mutant.

Oh, I thought I did... *sigh* now I'm condused.

*Goes to his pifflepony.* Erm, yeah, I'm renaming you Ororo.

Thanks Me.

Quote:
*lissa and ath sit with ash and start making signs to cheer on serenity.

Hey, where are my cheerleaders?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 11:55 AM

PIFFLE101

M-A-Double T! MATT! Once again, Matt!!

Wooh! Go Matt!

*begins another cheers from her cheerleading days she's not proud of*

I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 1:00 PM

* TheRealMe strolls up to the starting line, holding the starting pistol. *

Well, I had hoped for more entries, but I suppose we should get this race going! Anyone else who enters will just have to catch up. Thank you four for entering the contest. I wish you all luck!

* TheRealMe points the starting pistol into the air and takes a deep breath. *

READY!

* The piffleponies tense up, prepared to leap forward. *

SET!

* The excitement is contagious. The crowd holds its collective breath! *

GO!

* TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed. *

SQUAWRK!!!

* A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet. *

Molly?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 2:35 PM

JAZAF

Jazaf's laughter at the bird's misfortunes is quickly lost in the neighs and whinnies of the piffleponies.

'Don't worry PR. I got your back. Go Ororo!'

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 3:34 PM

*looks for first gear...unsuccessfuly. Hesitantly says*

Giddy...up?

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 4:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed.

SQUAWRK!!!

A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet.

Molly?

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

*
Was kinda getting into the zen of stirring the dandelion mash, workin' out the quantum mechanics needed to explain what be going on at the very centre of the swirlies, when he hears the "shot". His thought train derailed, and drawn by the abruptly shocking sound of the pistol, cozen hies to the appropriate Sereni-garden window that allows for a peek upon the pifflepony proceedings.*

*And sees... Molly, mortally wounded by an errant gunshot. Happy birdy plummeting off of the mortal coil. Quickly tracking the correct trajectory, cozen determines the origin of the fatal bullet.*

*Looking maybe a little flustered, yet clearly holding the smoking gun, is none other than TheRealMe.*

Oh dearest Mai, things were going so well .... Frolicking and general happiness, horsy racing, poetry on the beach, dandelion wine.

*Rationality? Empathy? Forgiveness? Common Decency? Bah! These things empty from cozen's soul quicker than the best vacuuming systems can drain the average human male of all its blood.*

I am righteous, and REVENGE, though ultimately emtpty and unfulfilling, shall be mine!

*The surviving replicant cozenroaches plumment to earth, and begin multiplying with extreme efficiency.*

Sorry, Mal-licious. However, TheRealHe has ignited my wrath. Ergo, spiders. Lots of creepy arachnids!

*128 billion black widows and another 128 billion Tarantula heavy infantry suddenly surround the Sereni-Tree Dandelion Patch.*

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

Sometimes there's room for error. Others, there's only psychotic retaliation.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 4:53 PM

EBONEZER

*Captain Ebonezer, without even reading whats going on in the thread, pops in with a little musical number.*

I am not yet dead. I'm alive, well, and very, very lazy. But I still love you all. A lot.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/yeabig/

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 5:13 PM

LISSA

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe strolls up to the starting line, * TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed. *

SQUAWRK!!!

* A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet. *

Molly?

*lissa sees molly's fate, and cries.*

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 5:21 PM

* Since TheRealMe bothered to read the CPR pamphlet that SimonWho distributed (after the doctor's own near demise), TheRealMe knows what to do! He drops to his knees and instantly begins administering CPR to the sad little bird. But when the sun is blotted out, he glances up with one eye. *

Hmmmmm... Cozenspiders....

Lots.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 5:24 PM

LISSA

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Hmmmmm... Cozenspiders....

Lots.

*lissa sees the spiders...and FREAKS OUT. she climbs into a box and hides.*

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 5:30 PM

MAI

*Rushes through the spiderrain cryin and screaming*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

MOLLY!

MG!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? EMERGENCY!

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 5:58 PM

*The madly replicating cozenroaches advance upon the pifflepony barn in a suicidal diversionary assault. Meanwhile, 2/3ds of the tarantulas simply march straight on through the dandelion meadows, while the remaining third hump it wide along the beach.*

*This leaves the entire Black Widow force free, via a typical flanking manouever, to insinuate themselves upon the undefended Sereni-Tree....

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Vive la parrots libre!

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 7:26 PM

* While TheRealMe (in the midst of CPR) is trying to figure out exactly how to "pinch the nose" of Molly the Parrot, Molly angrily bites his finger. *

Ah! Success!

* TheRealMe sucks his bleeding finger and looks closer at Molly. *

Oh, I guess I just "winged" you... Literally. Well, I'll just have to get you to the Infirmary, now.

* TheRealMe gazes up at the Cozenspiders swarming over the Sereni-Tree, and sighs. *

Not again!

* With Molly cradled gently in one arm, TheRealMe creates a dimensional portal. As he steps through, he pulls a tube of Knibblet's Supendous Sun-Screen And Insect Repellant from his back pocket. *

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 9:34 PM

NEEDLESEYE

*All the splishy splashy toes in the water stops. Needleseye, watches the water as the ripples move outward, clearing the reflection. Something odd. Focuses hearing some rustling noises, lots of em.
Looks up, yeah, lots of em.*
Ponders her position on island, and many spiders on the shoreline. How long til their hairy little bodies cross the water?*
*shudders*
hmmm...
*inspiration!*

*Gathers sticks and dry driftwood, and starts a little campfire with an eyeglass from some crusty 'ol sailor she chewed up once. Looks for one good stick for impaling, and patiently waits for the impending spidey roast.*

wonders to self~ Do tarantulas taste like s'mores?

A spider sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.

(Emily Dickinson)

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 11:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Piffle101:
M-A-Double T! MATT! Once again, Matt!!

Wooh! Go Matt!

*begins another cheers from her cheerleading days she's not proud of*

Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:

'Don't worry PR. I got your back. Go Ororo!'

Wohooo! Cheerleaders!

*Shot fires! Ororo storms off (get it!? get it?!) and then PR hears the fateful squawk and tugs on the reigns to stop Ororo, he looks round and sees Molly.*

Oh dear...oh dear...oh dear.

*The other races have stopped too. They look at each other in confusion.*

Serenity: Whats that sound?

*A swarm of Cozen-roaches suddenly flows over the hill.*

Uh-oh.

Giddy up, giddy up!!!

*Ororo storms off!!*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 22, 2005 1:39 AM

* Bride6 charges up the hill to the cliff, determined to continue with the race. *

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Monday, August 22, 2005 4:33 AM

CALLMESERENITY

*Serenity and Patience hi-tail it after PR and Ororo, fleeing the swarming cozenroaches. *

PR! Quick, head for the water! If we can reach the island, we should be safe.

*Patience and Ororo jump into the lake and begin to swim across.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 22, 2005 6:37 AM

JAKE7

**jake7, seeing the thousands of spiders goes completely APE. (She is *terrified* of spiders) and goes running for the water. She stops at the waters edge**

Um. I can't swim. Anyone have a life jacket I can use?

**looks behind her at the approaching hoarde, then back at the water**

Oh screw it!

**she jumps into the water, hoping it's not too deep**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:15 AM

*Seeing all the creepy crawlies*

Holy canard control!... I'm gonna have to start making more sense if I'm to survive this.

*kicks Penitence hard in the flanks*

I'm too old for this sh...*Gets bucked off*

uhoh.

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Monday, August 22, 2005 11:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Serenity and Patience hi-tail it after PR and Ororo, fleeing the swarming cozenroaches. *

PR! Quick, head for the water! If we can reach the island, we should be safe.

*Patience and Ororo jump into the lake and begin to swim across.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

*PR and Oror plunge unfer the surface of the cold water, Ororo's head and front legs emerge, thrashing wildly, PR pops up out of the water, still on Ororo. He gasps for air and shakes himself off.*

Come on, Ororo, swim! Swim for the island!

*Ororo begins to swim, when suddenly, Jake7 plops into the water beside them*

Jake! *She starts to go under, but PR grabs her hand and pulls her on to Ororo behind him...shes rather big for a pifflepony, hopefully she can take them both.*

*They reach the shore*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 22, 2005 1:32 PM

He is utterly still, seated at the window of the Sereni-Tree’s garden. His eyes, normally brownish in colour, are glazed with red and darting rapidly. Only this optic flickering and the rivulets of perspiration wending laharic paths along his torso belie a comatose state. He is clearly functioning at the extreme maximum of his insect guiding capabilities, sustained only by the white-hot fury burning at his very core. His mind is almost completely devoted to the vast effort required in directing each insect, each arachnid: corporal functions relegated to absolute minimum functionality.

He has given over nearly all semblence of his humanity to the task of eliminating the Sereni-Tree and it’s inhabitants. However, some miniscule portion of his brain understands that the complete eradication of The One Enemy, labelled as TheRealMe, may suffice to appease his wrath. Happenstance would have it that the distinction is irrelavent regarding the ulimate goal. That all the Sereni-Tree crew, the Piffleponies, golems and brides should succumb to the slaughter is merely irrelevant.

He would spare the one known as “Mai”, for she is the co-creator of Molly, but he knows he lacks sufficient energies to manifest such subtle discriminations.

...

His body emits a brief shudder. A setback! Small, yet signifcant. The scaled creature on the island has summoned a fire with which she (it?) enabled the consumption of his fine arachniwarriors! The remainder, programmed to blindly continue their onslaught, are slaughtered by the millions, their silken essences extracted and put to use in the weaving of fine fabrics. A loss, to be sure, 1/6th of the total force rendered useless.

Then. ... And then, gleaned from the tiniest vestige of his concious mind, from below he detects movement. The parrot, presumed dead, appears to bite the hand of the Evil One. A stunning reversal in the current paradigm that, for its shear unexpectedness, freezes all cozensystems!

He collapses, thudding from the chair on to the Serenigarden floor. Small rivulets of blood seep from his mouth and nostrils. He is ashen, white as a vampire, still as a corpse.

The metal roaches seize, by default engaging sleep mode. The billions of tarantulas and black widows halt their advances, then without purpose, scatter in random directions.

***
Poor Molly!

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Monday, August 22, 2005 3:12 PM

CALLMEATH

*Ath, who had stood bravely in front of Lissa's bow, ready to defend it with his life, breathes a sigh of relief as the metal arachnids disperse.*

Hey, Lissa? You can out now.

*Lissa peeks her head out of her box and looks around.*

"Are you sure they're gone?"

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Monday, August 22, 2005 4:28 PM

JAZAF

Jazaf shakes his hair free of a few cozensects.
'Gorramit! Didn't even get a chance to react.'
Jazaf stands and brushes off his clothes as he watches the last of the bugs scamper off into the distance.

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Monday, August 22, 2005 5:32 PM

* Dashing away after the starting gun, Bride6 urges her pifflepony Prudence up the tall hill, to the very edge of the cliff overlooking the lake, but there she stops short. Already Cozenspiders and Cozenroaches swarm all around. Prudence stomps on them, but there are too many. *

Ewww! Icky!

* Suddenly Jake7, wild with panic, runs past Bride6 and dives down into the lake. *

Let’s go, Prudence!

* Bride6 guides Prudence back from the cliff edge a bit, then charges toward it. Prudence leaps into the air high above the lake. At that moment, Bride6 pulls a cord. Suddenly, a para-glider unfolds from Prudence’s saddlebags. Bride6 grabs the control cables dangling down from above, with which she steers the glider over the lake. *

We will have to thank Jet for rigging that up for us, right Prudence?

* They land on the shore of the island, somewhat ahead of their nearest competition. Nearby, Needleseye is roasting Cozentarantulas on the beach. *

Yuck!

* Bride6 hops off of Prudence, runs off to a meadow, and picks a four-leaf clover. With a smile, she runs back to Prudence, opens her saddlebacks, and lets loose some kissies. *

* As Bride6 jumps back onto Prudence, the kisses start eating all the OTHER four-leaf clovers. *

* From somewhere, Prudence has a fishie in her mouth. *

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Monday, August 22, 2005 6:44 PM

* TheRealMe, his back to the Infirmary’s wall, squeezes the last sprut of Knibblet’s Stupendous Sunscreen and Insect Repellant at the various Cozenbugs surrounding him. His last defense was gone! He tries to shield the injured Molly as the Cozenbugs start climbing up him. He starts to form a new dimesional portal to somewhere… anywhere that offers an escape. *

* And then… It stops. The Cozenbugs stop dead in their tracks, or wander off. *

* TheRealMe slides down the wall and releases a breath. *

Huh! I guess that either Cozen has come to his senses, or passed out.

* TheRealMe slowly makes his way to his feet and places Molly on the nearby examination table in the autodoc. He starts connecting sensor probes and activates the healing machine. *

* TheRealMe leaves Molly there. After some searching.he discovers Cozen down near Serenity’s garden. Cozen seems unconscious. TheRealMe touches Cozen’s forehead, then jerks back his hand. *

HOT!

* TheRealMe blows on his hand. *

Hmmmm…

* TheRealMe goes into Serenity’s garden, hooks up a hose, and sprays Cozen to get his temperature down. *

Heh. This is sorta fun.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:31 PM

I think my fishies need a walk.

*finds the top of the three story tank and jumps in with her fish bowl, gathers all six fishies and gets out of the tank the same way she walked in*

Now don't all of you look happy! Lets go for our walk now.

*walks out of the water park still soaking wet with her apparently water proof cd player still blasting music, this time about freedom and ice cream*

[IMG]

]

^is by Yoko, her interprentation of me

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Monday, August 22, 2005 7:52 PM

What is going on here? Are all the spiders gone?!

^by my friend Yoko, and interprentation of me

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:29 AM

* TheRealMe comes by with an industrial strength vacuum cleaner, sucking up all the Cozenbug bodies. When he sees Bluefishie he turns it off. *

Oh, hi, Fishie. Taking the kids out for a walk, I see!

Hey, I like that drawing of you.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:34 AM

* Unable to turn her eyes away, Bride6 has Prudence canter over to Needleseye, who is still roasting Cozen-tarantulas on the beach of the island. *

Ewwwww.... You're not REALLY going to... EAT one of those, are you?

Yuck!

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 3:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY

PR and Serenity make it safe to the island. They watch as Bride6 parasails down ahead of them and jumps off Prudence, looking for a four leaf clover.

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

* As Bride6 jumps back onto Prudence, the kisses start eating all the OTHER four-leaf clovers. *

Hey! That doesn't seem fair!

*Serenity scrambles for a four leafed clover, kicking kissies out of her way. She grabs a kissie, wrenches a clover out of its mouth and sends it flying across the meadow.*

gorram kissies! *she grumbles to herself.*

She leaps back on Patience and they bolt back to the shore and into the water.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 3:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Let’s go, Prudence!

* Bride6 guides Prudence back from the cliff edge a bit, then charges toward it. Prudence leaps into the air high above the lake. At that moment, Bride6 pulls a cord. Suddenly, a para-glider unfolds from Prudence’s saddlebags. Bride6 grabs the control cables dangling down from above, with which she steers the glider over the lake. *

We will have to thank Jet for rigging that up for us, right Prudence?

* They land on the shore of the island, somewhat ahead of their nearest competition. Nearby, Needleseye is roasting Cozentarantulas on the beach. *

Yuck!

* Bride6 hops off of Prudence, runs off to a meadow, and picks a four-leaf clover. With a smile, she runs back to Prudence, opens her saddlebacks, and lets loose some kissies. *

* As Bride6 jumps back onto Prudence, the kisses start eating all the OTHER four-leaf clovers. *

* From somewhere, Prudence has a fishie in her mouth. *

Uh! Look at that cheater!! Come on Ororo!

*She rushes out onto the grass and sets off into the trees.*

Hold on tight, Jake!!

*They come to a patch of grass, and their are kissies bouncing around, Ororo accidentally tramples two.*

Whoops...oh well, Needleseye would have just eaten them anyway.

*Suddenly Ororo stops and bucks PR and Jake7 off.*

Ouch! *PR lands next to Jake7 in the grass.* What are you doing! Thats very bad!!

*PR hops back on*

Come on Jake7!!

*She hops on behind PR*

Ororo! *Points* Away!

*Ororo storms off (hehe) and Pr didn't even notice that he has a four leaf clover stuck in his hair*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:30 AM

JAKE7

**jake7 clings to PR for dear life as they race along. She yells to him**

Hey, in case I forgot to tell you, thanks for pulling me out of the water!!

**she thinks to herself*
Ugh. Between the fall off the horse and riding, I'm gonna be mighty sore later!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 6:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
**jake7 clings to PR for dear life as they race along. She yells to him**

Hey, in case I forgot to tell you, thanks for pulling me out of the water!!

**she thinks to herself*
Ugh. Between the fall off the horse and riding, I'm gonna be mighty sore later!

You're welcome! Hope you don't mind joining the race.

*He thinks to himself* Not to mention mighty sick.

Hey, stop eavesdropping on people's thoughts!

*Spies Bride6 and Prudence ahead.* CHEATER.

Hmm...TRM said no making Ororo fly...but he didn't say no cheating at all.

*Smirks*

*Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wet bag of Piffle Oats.*

*He turns the bag upside down, trying to hold on to the reigns at the same time. The oats fall out but PR uses his mind to stop them falling, and gets them to hover alongside them. Then, the zoom forward at PR's will, and dance around Prudence's head, confusing the poor ditzy pony, and eventually getting it to run round in circles, much to Bride6's dismay.*

*During this time, PR, Jake7 & Ororo manage to get a little closer to their competition.*

Phase 1 complete.

*The oats now have fallen to the floor...and Patience is giong at a gallop again.*

Jake7, please take the reigns.

It's time for phase 2.

*PR grips the stirrup (at least, I think thats what it's called) and leans down at the side of Ororo, trying to hold on...he reaches down and picks something up off the floor*

Gotcha!

*He pulls himself back up, and opens his hand. It's one of Cozen's tarantulas. At PR's will, the spider is zoomed forward, where it is planted on Bride6's back.*

Phase 2 complete. I know she'll love that.

Ooh, I hope it was defanged!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 11:21 AM

Hullo TRM, thank goodness you're getting rid of the bugs.

*walks past TRM to see whats going on outside*

Wonder if I can find Lissa or Piffle and have some more jones...

And maybe find a Piffleponie that can be trained to live near, and not nibble on, blue fishies.

^by my friend Yoko, and interprentation of me

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 12:25 PM

NEEDLESEYE

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Unable to turn her eyes away, Bride6 has Prudence canter over to Needleseye, who is still roasting Cozen-tarantulas on the beach of the island. *

Ewwwww.... You're not REALLY going to... EAT one of those, are you?

Yuck!

*holds a charred tarantula leg offering toward Bride6. Still chewing*
..mmm hmmm! tastshs lahk chikunmmmm..
*crisped fuzzy leg poking out of lips, she pushes in daintily with fingertip*
*poof*
*tarantula abdomen explodes in fire*
ooh! looksh lahk marshmallowsmmmm... *crunching*

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 1:27 PM

*cough*

*Consciousness is a large herd of crazed Arabian stallions galloping on cement, is Niagara Falls plummeting upon a massive tin roof.*

*His vision is fogged from steam issuing from his ample forehead. Indeed, from head to toe he is sodden.*

*With an excruciating effort, he wills his eyes to look up. The information they gather reveals what is apparently the business end of a... hose? It requires several moments for him to focus further. Gradually, an image forms, that of a hominid. A white beard, spectacles....*

Ugh. TheRealHim, laughing!

All is lost.

*His hands attempt to form fists, but the effort is weak. It is all he can do to wipe some of the snot from his nose and spit blood through his teeth.*

*He is reduced to wasting precious energy on ranting.*

Molly! Martha... hovercraft? Spiderdinner. Why'd I give away my gorram helicopter?! The pain. The pain. Creme brulee. My first kiss just for the adventure of it was in a linen closet and is that meaningful? Inarachocolate.

***
This has not been my best day ever.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005 5:43 PM