The Tranquili-Bush by thisoddfemme

*As ClairvoyantStream purused TOF & SW, he bumps into RedBirdie, who is carrying a bird cage containing (you guessed it!) 3 red birdies.*

Hey!

RB: Whats the cafuffle?

CS: TOF stole Hazardous' conditioner!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 3:50 AM

No, no, no, no.

I will not keep track of TWO SEPARATE bizzare families of threads!

You all do realize that the jokes here can ONLY be understood by veterans of the Sereni-Tree, right?

Redbirdie... heh.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 3:58 AM

BLINKER

Aww, I thought this was going to be a political thread.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 4:26 AM

Quote:
Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'

Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'

*Iam considers Hazards problem* No no, that would be disastrous, whatcha gotta do is mix the PepsiMilk with some melted Purple Dimension ice cream and a few other key ingredients.

Or you could just take Pinears like I do, she don't mind so much, but I doubt you'll be wantin' to smell all flowery.

I can show you how if you'd like.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 10:00 AM

I present to you, The Adventures of the Tranquili-Bush!

Starring:

Malevolent
Oboe
TheFauxYou
ThisOddFemme
ReferToMoiAsTranquility
ReferToMoiAsBum
Lasso
AtlantaGirl
Iam
ClairvoyantStream
Jafar
Cozy
SimoneWhere
PinsEar
TheRainbowSith
Drake-7
Fuzz
SpiritOfTranquility
Rubbish010
Mouse
WillowRosenberg
RedBirdie
CastSteelZack
HazardousAt22ND

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 2:39 PM

THISODDFEMME

As Blinker pointed out, this is not a political thread…

The rules of the Bush:

No death.
No killing.
No dark plots.
Have fun.
Be silly.
Relax.

This is volunteer AU to the Tree. You do not have to join this Universe unless you want...however, we do have the right to use your silly and slightly OOC selves here whether you're here or not. Have fun. TRM is not monitoring this thread, so I guess I will.

Thank you PR!

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 4:05 PM

One question: Do we have a jacuuzi?

And what's it filled with?

Okay, that's two. Sue me.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 5:33 PM

THISODDFEMME

Quote:
Originally posted by ReferToMoiAsBum:
One question: Do we have a jacuuzi?

And what's it filled with?

Okay, that's two. Sue me.

We have three!

Chocolate Sauce, Whipped Cream, and good ol' fashioned hot water.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
Thank you PR!

No. Thank you.

For helping me nail some of those names!

P.S. Bum, your name makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it.

So does 'Cozy'!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 11:37 PM

*Stops the mixing of the extra special- attract- a girl- shampoo and looks up at Hazard. Sorry, but were going to have to finish this later. We got more important things to do!*

Runs wildly through the halls of the Tranquili-Bush Boat and screams EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! IT'S ReferToMoiAsTranquility'S BDAY AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO DECORATE OR PLAN FOR THE NOT SO SURPRISING PARTY!

Hazard: You know you could have used the com to get everyone's attention.

Iam: Right... but this was WAY MORE FUN!

*Iam runs off to dig out the party favors and bake a pretty cake*

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Monday, November 7, 2005 12:31 AM

Ducky rolls down a hall of the Tranquili-Bush boat, searching relentlessly for the fabled "Tranquili-Bush." She knows that the only way to catch a bush was to think like one, hence she rolled along mindlessly.

Suddenly she flops over as she realizes the paradox which she has just created. Being mindless she can no longer search relentlessly for the tranquili-bush... and yet... the only way to find said bush was to be ever mindless.

Shrugging, she starts rolling again, because being mindless she wouldn't have been able to ponder that paridox in the first place. Satisfyingly, she rolls to the bridge.

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:08 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
*We got more important things to do!*

*Having acheived the Volvo Escarpment and weary from his long hike, cozy sits down and arranges the mess gear.

Yum, oysters!

***
"You think somebody wouldn't go see somebody if they didn't want entertainment?"

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:19 AM

OH MY GAWD!

I'll make cake!

*ClairvoyantStream rushes off to the kitchen!*

What time is it?

ITS PARTY TIME!

*ClairvoyantStream bumps into Iam* Oh, hello, sorry.

Im glad I bumped into you, I wanted to know...what theme is the party gonna be?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:29 AM

Ducky rolls iinto the captain's leg, thoroughly bruising it, and yells up at him "THE BUSH SAYS THERE WILL BE A BIRTHDAY! Now...to find this deviant which keeps me forever mindless" She then thinks yet some more. "DAMN! NOW I SHALL HAVE TO START ALL OVER! CURSES!!!" and then begins to roll away again.

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::waves:: HI!!!

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:34 AM

*Iam nearly falls over as ClairvoyantStream comes running into the kitchen.*

Hey watch where your goi... THEME? We have to have a theme? Oh geez..

*thinks*

umm...

*thinks more*

oh i know the theme is fairies and angels and pretty stuff like that.

so here's what we need:
silvery streamers
pixie dust (the real kind or pixie stix candy which ever we have more of)
bday hats
disco ball
fairy/angel like costumes
candy
cake

that should about cover it. if you think of anything else let me know. oh and were going to need some real shiny presents...

OH NO STOP THE SHIP WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BDAY PRESENTS!

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:52 AM

Ducky rolls into the kitchen with the captains shoe. "DO NOT FORGET THE SOUP!" she hands over the brown loafer. "It did not match the blue captain..." she says quietly, sitting on the flor.

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::waves:: HI!!!

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SuperDuckyWho:
Ducky rolls iinto the captain's leg, thoroughly bruising it, and yells up at him

You must be the 5th gyneachologist! Oboe, our cap'n, is a femme!

Quote:
Originally posted by Iam:
oh i know the theme is fairies and angels and pretty stuff like that.

so here's what we need:
silvery streamers
pixie dust (the real kind or pixie stix candy which ever we have more of)
bday hats
disco ball
fairy/angel like costumes
candy
cake

that should about cover it. if you think of anything else let me know. oh and were going to need some real shiny presents...

OH NO STOP THE SHIP WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BDAY PRESENTS!

We need more time!

*CS goes over to the clock up on the wall, and takes it down, and pushes the hour hand round anti-clockwise a few times.*

There. Much better.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
You must be the 5th gyneachologist! Oboe, our cap'n, is a femme!

::Gasp!!!::
Ducky rolls straight back to the bridge after dropping off the shoe, running once again into the captains' leg, probably bruising it more. She rolls backwards from the impact a bit before sprawling out on the floor, taking A DEEP BREATH AND...

...politely saying "I do very much apologize for having misunderstood your illustrious gender madam, or sir should it be so. Seeing as I am currently a Bush and can only be mindless, I was... well... mindless..." Thinking yet again, she yells out suddenly "GORRAMIT!!!" as she speedily rolls back into the kitchen fuming along the way and shouting out many obsceneties, mostly about the "Gorram elusive tranquili-bush."

::waves:: HI!!!

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Monday, November 7, 2005 3:45 AM

RefertoMoiasTranquility is very busy.

Having just washed her hair (using her special homemade conditioner that she makes herself) she is now occupied in brushing it.

This is a very important task, because who would want to be seen on their birthday with tangles in their hair? Not RfMaT (quick, I need a nickname!)For now, not only does she have nice, shiny hair, but she has a new pretty birthday dress that matches her pretty butterfly wings.

But little does she know that, as she is occupied with her hair, that a party is being prepared for her downstairs.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Monday, November 7, 2005 10:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

P.S. Bum, your name makes me laugh out loud everytime I see it.

Me too. It's high-larious!

*Bum finishes eating his pancakes and excuses himself from the table. He disappears, but returns an hour later with a bag of Tranquility's favorite Cadbury chocolates (and some Reese's, too) as well as a stack of presents taller than he is.*

Well, that should do it for presents. (For me, at least) Just don't ask where I got the money...

*Drops the presents on a table, dons a flowery, frilly apron and begins making a huge Death By Chocolate cake.*

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Monday, November 7, 2005 11:00 AM

*Finishes mixing the cake and dumps the batter into 3 circular cake pans. Plops them into the oven, then gets to the most important part.*

Hey! Who wants to lick the bowl?

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:26 PM

RUBBISH010

Cake?? Did someone say cake??

This is me after to much cake..and some other.. stuff LOL

Now...Where was I..

Happy birthday to you!
Your horse lost a shoe!
The Blacksmith's in prison...
Cuz he stole a kazoo!

(My favorite version)

And for your gift..

A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!!

Couldnt resist that oppurtunity...

Do you love your gift??

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:30 PM

DAISYCUTTER

Quote:
Originally posted by thisoddfemme:
*thisoddfemme darts from the room, hiccupping raspberry bubbles as she runs.*

'TOF! Wait. er, Toffy, yeah, Toffy,' said the Bush's nurse Simone, 'I’ve got some ipecac syrup in the med bay.'

ClairvoyantStream chases after tof and Simone.

Hazardousat22nd threw himself into one of the vacated chairs and grumbled, 'I had me a date tonight. Now what am I gonna do?'

Oboe shrugged, saying, 'Use the PepsiMilk?'

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identity crisis!!!!!!

txt and 1337 talk is easy, but you, you have just destroyed my brain

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Grenade Ping Pong is pointless as both players loose, unless the grenade is whacked into the crowd, in which case its a lawsuit

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:37 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

This is the best gift ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Rubbish010:

Can I have one on my bday?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:00 PM

But...his parting is the wrong way...it just looks...odd. Must be cos he's a clone!

Nobody claimed the bowl yet?

I'll take it!

Rubbish, would you care to join me?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rubbish010:

And for your gift..

A Simon clone all gift wrapped in his BIRTHDAY SUIT!! Couldnt resist that oppurtunity...

Do you love your gift??

This IS the best gift ever! Thank you oh so much Rubbish-ster!!!

*takes her Simon-clone and goes to her bunk*

TOF-sorry my dear, I love you, but I am NOT sharing. We'll have to get you your own.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:51 PM

PIFFLE101

Dont worry..There's many Simon-Clones to go around each with different.. enhancements.

And of course, ClairvoiantStream, I'd love to!

*chows down some virtual grub

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:53 PM

PIFFLE101

Plus..For the party..Who needs streamer's when you have glow sticks??

Can anyone say RAVE!!!

*cue techno music*

Do do do do! Do do do!

*Rubbish010 does the Robot*

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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Monday, November 7, 2005 6:53 PM

"Use the force, Luke!"

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 3:15 AM

LOL!!!

Can't believe you went there, TRM!!

(I mean, TFY)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 3:36 AM

Just seemed to be a lotta Simons running around nekkid....

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 3:44 AM

And just what, I ask, is wrong with that?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 3:55 AM

It implies a distinct lack of nekkid Kaylees, Inaras, Zoes, Rivers, and YoSaffBridges!

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 10:57 AM

CALLMEATH

Yeah! Where are my nekkid Kaylees? Bum wants nekkid Kaylees!

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 11:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Bum wants nekkid Kaylees!

And there's a quote for the scrapbook! LOL!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:38 PM

*Dies laughing!*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 12:49 PM

THISODDFEMME

*dizzy from all the raspberry shampoo induced hiccupping, toffy completely misses the med bay and falls toes over shoulders into the whipped cream filled jacuzzi*

*gasp*

What the? Oooooo! Yummies!

*Having forgotten about the new jacuzzis, Simone skids to a halt, but does not tumble into the mess…until CS runs into him sending them both flying into the creamy pile of fun*

*CS and Simone’s heads pop up just in time to be hit by flying globs of cream, courtesy of tof*

giggle! and oh hey, my hiccups are gone.

*hic*

er, maybe not.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 6:57 PM

*searches Bush for nekkid Kaylees. Or half-nekkid Kaylees. He's not picky!*

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 1:08 AM

*Splodge*

Yum!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:48 AM

Oh, I will search high,
and I will search low.
Are there nekkid Kaylees?
Oh, this I must know.

I'll search the jacuuzis,
I'll search the med bay.
I'll never give up!
(at least not right away)*

No, I won't settle for
a girl named Haylee.
What I need is
a mechanic named Kaylee!**

*-Bum isn't a poet.
**-Bum REALLY isn't a poet.

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:20 AM

Well this is fun. *PR jumps out of the jacuzzi, and is now covered head to toe in cream. He shouts*

YETI ON THE LOOOOOOOSE!

*And begins running through the Bush.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:24 AM

LOL.

*Tranquility comes downstairs all decked out in her new pretty dress, with her hair all done, only to run smack into a whippped cream covered ClairvoyantStream.*

*If it wasn't so very tasty, she's be annoyed that her dress was ruined.*

CS-you know what we need to go with this? CHOCOLATE! Race you to the chocuzzi!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 8:43 AM

*CS slaps his knee in a hillbilly fashion.* Dang!

*Races after RTMAT*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:24 AM

*iam walks through the hallway hands loaded down with so many presents she can hardly see where she is going. Suddenly she slips in a large puddle of chocolate and whipped cream and lands in the midst of the chocolatejacuzzi.*

Ow. Oh hi RTMAT and CS.

*Screams* ATTENTION CREW THE BIRTHDAY PARTY HAS BEEN RELOCATED TO THE CHOCOJACUZZI!

*hand RTMAT a prettily wrapped, though slightly squished present.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:31 AM

YAY!

More presents!

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:23 PM

RUBBISH010

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
YAY!

More presents!

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

*Tranquility tears open the pretty paper to find....a Simon clone in a speedo!! To the chocojaccuzi!

*starts singing drunkingly* It's raining men! Woo! Halleluh it's raining men! AMEN!

I love b-days....

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 1:07 PM