The Tranquili-Bush by thisoddfemme

*CS sticks his hand into the chocolate and pulls out his own present for RTMAT (I keep saying RAT-MAT! to help me remember) and hands it to her. She unwraps it and is delighted to see...*

Its an auto-trowel! Based on the design of the auto-mops! To help with your gardening.

AND it can be used a weapon.

Rocket, the groom, helped me make it afore ye!

*CS hops out of the chocojacuzzi and then dives back in.*

Good job TFY folded space/time so that it goes down quite deep eh?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:21 AM

Iam-I'm pretty sure I can find use for 2 Simon-clones!

But...I will be nice and share.

And my other one is not missing. He's in my closet having his batteries recharged. And I locked my closet to make sure he couldn't..erm.."walk away."

CS-thank you! An auto-trowel! What a thoughtful gift!

(I don't want to be a rat mat!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 4:50 AM

Ah your not, its just...something that helps me remember.

*Swims back up to the surface.*

Did anyone hear a word of that?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:59 PM

Wha? Me? Noooo... LOL

Splash fight!!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 6:04 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ah, this is the life.
*activates creamcuzi sprays*
Mmmmmm. Gurgle, gurgle.

*Sneaks up behind him and dumps a bowl of cherries on his head and she giggles*

*Simone turns, ever so slowly, to face toffy, his mascara is beginning to run and his lipstick has smeared with the cherries*

I *giggle* thought it was appropriate...*Simone smiles in a disturbed Frankenfurter way and then dunks tof, she pops back up gasping, he laughs and dunks her again...*Hey! It was all in fun...
*he dunks her once more, still smiling*
Simone whispers, "I know, this is fun. Here." *he pops a cherry in her mouth when she comes up for breath*

Heh. Yum.

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Friday, November 11, 2005 8:48 AM

ITSAWASH

LOFreakin'L! I loved that you thought it was gonna go all political, 'cause I DID TOO! But then I recalled Sereni-Tree just before I clicked on Tranquili-Bush and laughed before I even saw the first bit.

"I like these guys! These are crazy guys!!"
(El Guapo from The Three Amigos.)

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Friday, November 11, 2005 9:49 AM

*Tranquility is thoroughly enjoying her dip in the chocuzzi.*

You know what we need now?

Ice cream!!

Simon-clone2, please go bring us some ice cream.

*Simon-clone2 runs off to do Tranquility's bidding.*

This is the life!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, November 11, 2005 9:51 AM

SIMONWHO

*spends a few minutes feeding tof cherries*

This is a good game. Good clean fun.

*dunks her again then pours chocolate sauce on top*

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 6:17 PM

THISODDFEMME

*still giggling from all the silliness, toffy realizes she’s a bit thirsty*

Hey Surge! Surge? Where are you? *the large barrel chested robot lumbers up to the creamcuzzi, his pincers pincing menacingly* There you are! Surge may I have a….

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 6:18 PM

THISODDFEMME

ChocolatePepsi, please?

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 6:53 PM

*Iam over hears tof mention chocolatepepsi and is suddently very thirsty as well*

Oh could I have some of that too?

And some sort of food too, all this chocolate and whipped cream is making me very hungry.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 4:19 AM

I agree, chocolatepepsi sounds like just the thing!

Simon-clone2! Please help Surge bring chocolatepepsi for everyone! And sandwiches. We need sandwiches!

And then what say we all move to the swimming pool?

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 12:32 AM

Quote:
Simon-clone2! Please help Surge bring chocolatepepsi for everyone! And sandwiches. We need sandwiches!

*Waits paitently by the pool*

*RFTMAT tummy rumbles*

I am so starving here!

It sure is taking them a long time with that food. You don't think they got LOST do you?

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 3:46 AM

I hope not! I think they're just making LOTS of sandwiches.

Oh, look, here they come!

*Surge and Simon-clone2 return laden with trays of chocolatepepsi and sandwiches. Everybody digs in.*

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 2:58 PM

AHH! So many nekkid (

) Simon clones running around!! MUAH HA HA!!

That clone machine is egg-cellent!!

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 7:07 PM

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Surge and Simon-clone2 return laden with trays of chocolatepepsi and sandwiches. Everybody digs in.*

*grabs a sandwich and scarfs it down in seconds. Then hops into the pool and starts doing laps, laughing in the face of the "no swimming for an hour" rule!*

Ow! Cramp!

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

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Friday, November 18, 2005 3:24 AM

Oh all right, I was going to make you wait...

Quote:
-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

but here's you're almost birthday present.

*Bum begins to tear into delicately wrapped present*

Iam: WAIT!
*whisper to RTMAT, we gotta get the Simon clones away from here before he opens that...*

RTMAT: Oh dear, looks like a medical emergency the two of you had better run and take care of that.

Simonclone1: Let him take care of it *points to Simon clone 2* I'm rather enjoying spending the day with you, Miss Tranquility.

*Simon clone 2 Jumps up and starts to run toward the infirmary.*

Iam: Oh well, I guess that will have to do. Go ahead and open it, Bum. Tranquility, you might wanna cover SC1 eyes.

*Bum tears into box and after much unwrapping of papers and foam peanuts out jumps a Kaylee clone, clad only in tissue paper and a pretty bow*

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Friday, November 18, 2005 3:35 AM

Oh dear is right!

*Tranquility covers Simon-Clone 1's eyes and ushers him out of the room as quickly as she can.*

SC1: Are we playing a game, Miss Tranquility? I like the games you play!

He grabs at her, which tickles. She laughs and drops her hands and SC1 sees Kaylee, emerging from her box.

RTMAT: Uh-oh!

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Friday, November 18, 2005 5:39 AM

*SC1 walks back over to where Bum is drooling over the bday present*

Did you get something fun?

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Friday, November 18, 2005 8:26 AM

Aside: Ok, I gotta ask: how did you come up with Drake7 for my name?

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While Simon clones are good, my preference is for a Mal clone!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 6:23 AM

You'll have to wait for your birthday, Drake!

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*Tranquility finishs eating her sandwich and decides to ride the giant water slide into the pool.*

Whee!

*splash!*

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 6:54 AM

THEREALME

A more interesting question to me, Jake7, is how YOU came up with your alias? I mean, what happened to Jake1 through Jake6, and will there be a Jake8 to take over if something happens to you?

* TheRealMe suspects that an entire clone family is invovled. *

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 8:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
A more interesting question to me, Jake7, is how YOU came up with your alias? I mean, what happened to Jake1 through Jake6, and will there be a Jake8 to take over if something happens to you?

* TheRealMe suspects that an entire clone family is invovled. *

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

No, no clones that I'm aware of...

I'm the seventh (and last) child in my family and Jake is the family knickname, hence Jake7 (are you sorry you asked now?

)

If I were to attach the Jake1-6 moniker to my older siblings, that would mean they are all doing fine. Jake1 and Jake6 were both with me to see Serenity opening night. (They both loved it)

(BTW, what does invovled mean? Is that related to the wobbly-headed doll caper?)

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**Drake7 whines**
But I don't *want* to wait for my birthday for my Mal present! It means I have to wait until September, gorramit!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 9:32 AM

THEREALME

* TheRealMe liked the clone theory better...

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 1:01 PM

THISODDFEMME

*snags a sammich and soda for herself...better get some for Simone too.*

I gotta say, this has been the best party ever! Nekkid Simon clones...brilliant. And that Kaylee...wow...Bum? If you ever, i don't know, get bored with her....

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Saturday, November 19, 2005 2:54 PM

While Tranquility is busy splashing in the pool, Simon clone 1 waits till she hits the water and then sneaks off to get a better look at the newest clone.

Simon clone 2 comes back from the infirmary a bit confused and pouty having figured out the distraction. He walks up to SC1 and Bum who are now having a shouting match over the naked Kaylee.

SC2 then grabs NK's hand and runs off to the other end of the ship with her in tow.

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 5:03 AM

*Tranquility gets out of the pool when she hears the commotion.*

Bad SC1! Naughty SC1! This is no way to behave on MY birthday. I'm afraid you're going to need a spanking!

*And she drags him off to her room.*

*Over her shoulder she calls* Bum! Good luck with SC2 and NK!

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 9:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe liked the clone theory better... *

Well, you should have just left it at a clone thing and not asked, now shouldn't you?

(I thought the clone thing was pretty funny, too!)

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 3:13 PM

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
SC2 then grabs NK's hand and runs off to the other end of the ship with her in tow.

Geez, I just got her, Mai!

*After RTMAT pulls SC1 from the shouting match, Bum notices NK being pulled away (although not against her will, I imagine) by SC2 toward the other end of the ship. He gives chase.*

Hey, come back here! That's my nekkid Kaylee!

*trips going around a turn and falls on his face. Taking advantage of the situation, SC2 slips into a room and locks the door. Bum pounds on it and yells for SC2 to let her out, but to no avail.*

-Bum, heart-broken seeker of nekkid Kaylees

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Sunday, November 20, 2005 10:34 PM

Hey don't yell at me, I didn't kidnap NK.

You think I'm happy that SC2 is missing in action?

*Backs up and runs full speed at the door, with a fabulous kick boxing move. The door doesn't open but there is now a large crack running down the middle of it.*

Well, that went well...
and Ow!

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 4:26 AM

tee hee!

Kickboxing Iam!

*snort*

Tee hee!

That amuses me greatly.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:22 PM

Are you making fun of me?!

You are.

Ok, just checking.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 4:03 AM

No, I'm not making fun!!

I was just enjoying the silliness, is all.

It was very amusing!

Plus, you're just so darn cute when you're kicking doors down!

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 6:46 AM

Good. I'm glad. Now, if you like kick boxing so much, could you please knock down that door? We've got some clones to save!

oh and about the cute, yeah I know.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 6:49 AM

lol!

I would if I could, but I'm currently in my room, punishing naughty SC1. He was very bad.

Get Bum to do it.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 7:19 PM

REFERTOMOIASBUM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Get Bum to do it.

*Bum reels back for a big kick on the door. It doesn't do much, widening the crack only a little. Trying a different approach, Bum lowers his shoulder and rams into the door as hard as he can.

The door smashes ino pieces and Bum falls onto the floor, dazed and hurt.

Nekkid Kaylee rushes over to Bum, looking concerned.*

NK-"Oh, honey."

*Meanwhile, Iam grabs SC2 by the ear and drags him out of the room, scolding him all the way.*

-Bum, seeker of nekkid Kaylees

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Thursday, November 24, 2005 11:40 AM

Can someone make me a Sean clone and a Summer clone?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, November 24, 2005 3:15 PM

RUBBISH010

Well let me get my clone machine going!

WHOOMPA WHOOMPA *blows rasberry* LOL ( I love Fred.)

Summer Clone all good to go.. nekkid as the day she came cryin'.

Sean is complete! My 3rd successful Sean clone!

Enjoy!

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

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Thursday, November 24, 2005 4:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Can someone make me a Sean clone and a Summer clone?

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

I didn't never want neither for dirtiness. They're my favourite BDH's, great conversationalists...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Friday, November 25, 2005 6:51 AM

Actually, Rubbish010, why don't you clone the whole cast, and we'll set aside a room for a constant ff/serenity conventions!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Friday, November 25, 2005 11:10 AM

RUBBISH010

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

I understand what you'd want a Summer clone for, but what are you going to do with a Sean clone?

Quote:
I didn't never want neither for dirtiness. They're my favourite BDH's, great conversationalists...

LIES!!!!!! In every way possible.. I know your true NC-17 intentions..

<--is PR (

)

I can clone the whole cast. Woot! Firefly con 24/7!! 12 days til the Flan!!

WHOOMPA WHOOMPA *rasberry* Yea!! Although it seems Nathan and Morena came out with a few extra digits.. Oh well!

"Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited" -Xander

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Monday, November 28, 2005 12:10 AM

*Knocks on RTMAT's door*

*The door creaks open slightly and RTMAT looks out and says* What do you want? I'm kinda busy at the moment. Maybe you could come back later, as in much later.

iam: Oh well, ok. I was just going to return SC2 for you, but I suppose I can find somethingto do with him for a few more hours.

*RTMAT opens door a bit wider and grabs SC2 and pulls him into the room then SLAMS the door*

iam: Thanks for lettin' me borrow him ... *Walks back down the stairs*
PIFFLE!!!!!!! Where are you? How close are you to finishing with my SC?

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Monday, November 28, 2005 10:20 AM

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 5:08 AM

Rubbish! It's TOF's birthday!

Quick! Give her the Simon Clone you've been working on.

*Rubbish gives TOF a large box, which she tears open revealing...*

Simon Clone #3 (I think!)

Yay! A Simon Clone of your very own!!!

Happy Birthday TOFFY!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 6:24 AM

so many simon clones running around...WHAT HEAVEN!!

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Because Dancers are tough,mean...Chicas!! -Summer Glau

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 8:26 AM

*drake7 pouts*
I still want a Mal-clone -- and I don't want to wait until September!

Isn't there someone around here with an earlier birthday that wants a Mal clone? *she whines pitifully*

As an aside -- and I'm just thinking out loud here, but another thread mentioned replicants. Robots, but basically human enough. Maybe we should bring them to the Tranquili-bush (or even our alternate reality, the SereniTREE)! At least THEY won't dissappear as a result of someone's imagination!!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Sunday, December 4, 2005 9:07 AM

Mmmmmmmmm, love-bot.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Monday, December 5, 2005 8:28 PM