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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 1:02 PM

Tomorrow in the Boston Globe:

Jim White on 13 year old golfer.

Just doesn't sound right does it?

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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 1:20 PM

SUCCATASH

Just curious, but how do you know what tomorrow's headlines will be? I am sort of confused here.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 3:22 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

How about this ad: "Pants half off"?

You're right tho, WHERE was the editor???

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 3:29 PM

SUCCATASH

Here's a small collection of actual ads:

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 3:49 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Succatash, how were you able to include pictures in your post?

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 5:26 PM

SUCCATASH

I upload them to my website and then I just type the http...pic address. It works unless you have certain free hosting like Geocities which makes you go to the webpage first so you can see their advertisement.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 5:45 PM

HAKEN

Likes to mess with stuffs.

Quote:
Originally posted by TragicStory:
Tomorrow in the Boston Globe:

Jim White on 13 year old golfer.

She's from here, Hawai'i.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2003 7:47 PM

TALRIUS

Those were friggin' hilarious Succatash.

Especially the one about the ring.

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 4:04 AM

JOHNNYREB

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Originally posted by Succatash:
Just curious, but how do you know what tomorrow's headlines will be? I am sort of confused here.

Well, they have to get the paper together, figure out what's newsworthy and what's not, then print it, then deliver it. They can't really publish the news ON THE DAY, that the news happens. I would be more surprised if they DIDN'T know what was going to be in the next day's headlines.

Viva Firefly

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 4:09 AM

SUCCATASH

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Originally posted by JOHNNYREB:
I would be more surprised if they DIDN'T know what was going to be in the next day's headlines.

Who is "they?" The newspaper? Sure, of course they know. But the general public? Does Tragic Story work for the newspaper?

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 4:16 AM

JOHNNYREB

Yeah, Good point.

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 5:16 AM

SUCCATASH

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Originally posted by Talrius:
Those were friggin' hilarious Succatash. Especially the one about the ring.

Lol, my favorite is the time traveler who's only done this once before.

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 5:30 AM

SARAHETC

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Originally posted by Succatash:
Lol, my favorite is the time traveler who's only done this once before.

I love that one. It's just so very sincere.

And it's been my experience that the last of the headlines get written in the mid-evening, almost always before 9 p.m. or so, depending on to what extent news breaks late and how often managing editors send them back to the copy desks.

Sarah

I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 6:49 AM

JOHNNYREB

It just occured to me (I know, I'm a bit slow). What better alias for a newspaperman than "Tragicstory"?

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Thursday, July 3, 2003 7:04 AM

TRAGICSTORY

Sorry to break it to you all but I don't work at the newspaper.

I was watching the pre-game to the red sox/rays game and it was hosted by the Boston Globe. So the announcer had to run through the headlines on tommorrow's paper.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2003 8:52 PM

KOFFEE

Those were great Succatash.

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