Eighteenth Floor: Hidey Beach and The Nice Nubile Grape Feeders by Jadehand

I really don't know why we have to list all the previous floors. Are they really worth reading?

Morning! I am not having the best day ever, so if anyone wants to feed me grapes, I won't say no.

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 4:35 AM

ORPHEUS

The first few are worth reading because they were, y'know, actually about something. I doubt we really need all the floors from 10 on. But it is nice knowing how far we've come.

::Offers to feed Serenity all the grapes she wants.::

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 5:30 AM

I like those big red globe grapes that are so big you have to take bites.

And I like the itty bitty very sweet champagne grapes.

And the solid, dependable, green grapes. Really, I like them all.

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On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:29 AM

No one's going to feed me grapes so I might as well feed someone elses grapes

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:35 AM

We can feed each other grapes, Sean. What do you say?

But no biting my fingers!

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:19 AM

But who'll do the fanning?

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:31 AM

JadeHand was fanning me. You'll have to be fanless, unless you can convince Seryn to do it. Or, you could use the machine.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:42 AM

Maybe I could setup a time-share with Seryn...

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:51 AM

Greetings, all.
Can't play for long, just poking my head in to be sure the machine made it up here alright; for those who prefer it...although I am liking the concept of having a fanner...oh, well.

Back to work, see you all soon.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

Pardon my ignorance...what does this allude to?

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:57 AM

*can continue the fanning, gets some yummy champaigne grapes....

Ummm....finger biting can be ok...

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:06 AM

Finger nibbling , maybe, but I don't want Sean taking bits off of them. I've got short stubby little fingers as it is, don't need him making them shorter.

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On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:24 AM

ok, I wore the sarong.

And the bikini top, and the necklace and hat made out of flowers.

But I am NOT taking my jeans or tshirt off for anyone.

I will fan for a while, and then I expect to be fanned and eat grapes.

And mangos and strawberries, which I bought along.

mmmmmm, strawberries.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:33 AM

My original idea of the time share was you could swap arms, but the taking in turns idea is just as good.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 12:11 PM

*grabs another fan with the other hand and slides Seryn's chair over, fans both Piratess Captains simultaniously.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 12:32 PM

y'see, he got the idea.

Jadehand, top of the class.

ok, just abit more to the left, aaaaaaannd perfect.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 5:22 PM

Alright, I'm jealous of Jadehand now...

*begins dismantling machine to have access to the gigantic grape-leaves on sticks*

Alright, I have half-a-dozen of these now...if only I had half a dozen hands....

*places the gigantic grape-leaves on sticks in a neat pile*

I am going to replace the goodies...the grapes are looking a little raisin-y, and we seem to be almost out of frosty beverages. Hmm. Seryn, would the Toblerone Temptations be in order?

Anyone else have any suggestions?

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 6:39 PM

MAI

No more camping? So much for the sleeping bag cuddle...

Oh but pretty fans and beaches! *plops down in chair* Any fan volunteers would be greatly appreciated.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 6:58 PM

ORPHEUS

::Fan's Mai to her heart's content.::

Orpheus at your service.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 7:10 PM

MAI

Now that's nice. Very nice.

Thanks Orpheus.

I vote we stay on this floor forever.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:36 PM

yup, who needs the cabana boys?

*passes out tobelerone temptations*

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:04 AM

*wanders back in pushing a cart loaded with goodies of all sorts and dragging a few more chairs*

Alright! I have a whole bunch (hehe) of grapes and a multitude of frosty beverage makings here.

*sets up a few more lounge chairs*

Enjoy!

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
No more camping? So much for the sleeping bag cuddle...

Oh but pretty fans and beaches! *plops down in chair* Any fan volunteers would be greatly appreciated.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

you can sleeping bag cuddle on the beach.

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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:21 AM

I'll cuddle with you, mai!

One day.
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One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:30 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I'll cuddle with you, mai!

Did it just suddenly get hotter in here?

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:38 AM

Why, yes it did.

Would have been cooler if I'd kept the machine together...

I'll go get the sleeping bags...

*wanders out...wanders back in with a multitude of sleeping bags*

Watch out for the sand fleas.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:38 AM

*watches as the deck chairs mysteriously form a circle around Mai and Serenity.*

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 9:49 AM

*rolls eyes*

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006 2:24 PM

MAI

Nap time on the beach. What could be better.

*cuddles with Serenity*

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 2:27 PM

a world-class pillow? ;)

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 2:59 PM

Oh yes, a Pillow would be nice!

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 6:32 PM

I didn't do it.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006 6:37 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh yes, a Pillow would be nice!

I have training as a pillow.

Scorpion Regent

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Friday, April 21, 2006 3:22 AM

My only training has been as a cup holder...

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 3:45 AM

Well, cup holders are good, too. Very useful.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 3:49 AM

I like to think so.

Besides that, there have been other offers of pillows, but none for cupholders. Well, maybe cup custodian may be a better description. I will not just hold the cup, I will be sure it does not spill, keep it filled, and hand it to the individual, rather than make them reach. That way, you wil not even have to get off your pillow.

Holding until you get back , Captain.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:00 AM

You have had very good cup holder training, I see!

Fantastic.

Well, then, please to hold this!

*hands over beverage*

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:02 AM

*carefully takes the beverage container--runs off to refill it. Returns to stand by Serenity, to hand her the beverage when needed*

My, pleasure!

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Friday, April 21, 2006 4:13 AM

*is quite happy with her new cup holder.*

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Friday, April 21, 2006 5:33 AM

*enjoying the day*

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Friday, April 21, 2006 6:06 AM

I have training in nothing.

If you want nothing doing, I'm your man.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 6:19 AM

Well, then, why don't you sit here and do nothing?

Good Seanny!

*pats*

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Friday, April 21, 2006 6:53 AM

Nothing is as nothing does.

You know, you come from nothing. You go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

I'm the world authority on nothing.

*Busies himself with nothing*

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Friday, April 21, 2006 7:09 AM

* resumes fanning duties after placing a table with several large bottles of Captain Morgan's in front of him, and a very very long straw in his mouth. *

*slurp slurp*

*Fan Fan*

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There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Friday, April 21, 2006 1:03 PM

too bad drinking would interfere with my duties as a pillow o_O

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Friday, April 21, 2006 1:57 PM

hence the really long straws.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 2:29 PM

wouldn't want the bodily motions of swallowing to interfere with the comfort of mai and serenity

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:38 AM