RE: RE: by Tristan

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POSTED BY: TRISTAN
UPDATED: Tuesday, July 4, 2006 08:51
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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:35 AM

um, i would epxplain it I could, but this is one of those little holes into wonderland that develop everyso often.

No subject line, so no subject is out of bounds (including the activities of various member pants) so sit back relax, read the randomness and enjoy,

and please, put the gun down before you have someones ear off.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Citizen,

We monkey with your mock pants.

Heh heh heh, that tickles...

*Puts lighter down*
Sorry about the pajamas

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 1:54 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
please, put the gun down before you have someones ear off.

*sighs* okay * puts gun away* better?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:05 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

/me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:08 AM

"Guawds! Seize him!"
*Two guards melt out of nowhere and roughly Seize Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown*
"Erm shall we throw him to the floor sir?"
"Oh yes, thwow him to the floow please."
*The guards throw Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown to the floor.*
"Now impetant wetch." Citizen says. "We will teach you pwopew decowum. This is a Wandom Thwead contwolled by team wandom, I am theiw wepwesentative heaw. You do not slap me with wet twout."
"But I'm a random!" Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown shouts.
"A wandom!"
"No a Random!" Citizen eyes the Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown dubiously.
"Thwow him to the floow vewy woughly centuwion!"
"Yes Sir" *The guards pickup Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown and throw him to the floor very roughly*
"take him away, I want him slapping wabid wild twout by the end of the day."
"Yes Sir." *The guards drag Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown away to the tower of a thousand trout.*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:19 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

okay no more mister nice guy *manages to get free*

I'm still armed * draws his .44 magnum before anyone can react and points it squarely at citizens head * NOBODY ROUGHS ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*adjusts his aim to citizens groin and fires*
Boom

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:22 AM

Citizen taps his groin protector 2000.

"You didn't think I'd be unprotected as commander of the Team Random Imperial Army did you?"
*Prepares to lay the smack down*
"How do you like THEM plumbs?"

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Prepares to lay the smack down*

Not tonight; the smack down has a headache.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:29 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Oh, juh jen sh guh kwai luh duh jean-jan

produces 2 short swords from a hidden compartment in his pants

come get some buckwheat

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
produces 2 short swords from a hidden compartment in his pants

Ahh! But you forget, I have Monkey Pants!
*Releases the Ninja Monkeys (Yes I know they've been couped up recently, been getting ansi)*
They hurl things, terrible things.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:43 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*tosses swords in the air and draws his .44 magnum, 5 shots ring out and all the monkeys lay dead or dying, reholsters his magnum just in time to pluck his swords out of the air*

what's the matter, To cowardly to face me yourself?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:47 AM

No, but why do I need too, I have the Imperial Random Army and the Imperial Monkey Guard at my beck and call.

Besides the fifty other Monkeys aint happy about the corpses you made of their mates.

*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:52 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

*The Monkeys pounce, the fur flies, swords clink, blood splaters.*

Monkey blood *the monkeys realizing that they can't win run away screaming*

I can't be defeated by your lackeys *laughs* just ask them. Now are you going to be a man about this or am I going to have to come up there myself?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:00 AM

Bloody Monkeys. YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.

I'll try the Air Force. Fly My Pretties, Fly!!
*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*
Oh Gosi. I go to all the trouble of grafting wings on to you snivelling wretches and this is how you repay me. Well if you want something doing.

*As if defeating gravity and all known laws of physics Citizen spins to the floor executing a perfect step in side kick he knocks Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown through one of the Threads supporting posts.*
It's on like Donkey Kong Beeaatch!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:08 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*stands up, his clothes are shredded revealing his speed enhancing suit of reactive armor,
sets his jaw * guess I shouldn't have underestimated you *draws from a shoulder holster that was hidden under his outfit an MP7 submachinegun modified with a grenade launcher*

trick or treat
EDIT: if you want to know what my weapon looks like then see half-life 2's SMG
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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:35 AM

A gun, pfft
*as Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown fires his weapon Citizen raises his hand*
No
*Nothing happens. Citizen dodges the bullets of the first burst.*
Oh yeah, this isn't the Matrix.
*Citizen pulls a sonic mine from his pocket*
Bring it on!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:41 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

a sonic mine? *laughs incredulously* you think I wouldn't have my special custom armor soundproofed? *laughs some more then shoots the sonic mine still in citizens hand*BOOM *the shockwave can be felt all throughout the thread*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:46 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*takes the time to reload his guns*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:48 AM

The shockwaves are in fact Citizen activating the Sonic mine. The sound waves hold the Bullets, as if encased in treacle, in mid-air.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:50 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

aww crap*drops his guns and draws his swords* fine then, lets do this the old fasioned way

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Prepares to lay the smack down*

Not tonight; the smack down has a headache.

Yeah I get that a lot.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:58 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*twirls his swords* fight me coward!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
fight me coward!

I don't think I see the sport in fighting your coward. Won't he just run away?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:03 AM

*Citizen pulls two cylanders from his pocket and hits buttons on the side. They instantly extend into two razor sharp Katanas.*
Whooya!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:04 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

it's an insult it's supposed to make him mad so he will fight /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout /me slaps Citizen with a large smelly wet trout

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:08 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

* with his speed enhanceing armor giving him an advantage he attacks fiercly slash, clang, a wet sound like meat being torn, citizen lies on the floor blood seeping form a deep, but nonlife-threatening wound, Guy cuts the straps on the groin-protector, draws his .44 magnum takes aim and fires*

how does it feel being roughed up, Buckwheat?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:11 AM

*All his wounds reform and Citizen regains his feet*
Feels like Bee Stings, mortal. Muwhahahaha!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:14 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

well, this has gotten interesting *aims another shot at citizens head and fires while drawing one of his swords and charging, using the bullet as a distraction meaning to take of citizens head*

I'll get you yet

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:28 AM

*Citizen leaps over Guy's head and lands neatly behind him. Using his sword he neatly describes the letter C in his back.*
For I am Citizen, buster of posts!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:34 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

that tickles hehehe okay then my way *leaps on top of citizen and plants an explosive chargeon the back of his head* how about a little off the top? *leaps off of citizen and detonates the charge which has enough force to put a large
crater where they are all standing, then runs like heck just barely managing to escape the building before it collapses* well that takes care of that little problem

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:38 AM

*Citizen dusts himself down and has the Monkey guard and the Imperial Random Army rebuild the thread*
Hmm, I wonder what's for tea...

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:39 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I BLEW YOU UP!!!!!!

how can anything survive that?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:42 AM

I eat my greens.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:44 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I'll be back you Hoe-tze duh pigu

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:45 AM

I'll be eating my spinach.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I'll be eating my spinach.

Say, "hi", to Olive for me.

David

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:49 AM

I'm not popeye the sailor man, I'm popping AND sailing man.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:55 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I'm back *unsheethes his swords which glisten oddly in the light* ready for round 2?

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:58 AM

But I haven't had my tea yet.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:00 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

too bad for you, ya FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:11 AM

Right.
*Citizen pulls a large thermo-nuclear device from his jacket.*
Play nice or the universe gets it.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I'm not popeye the sailor man, I'm popping AND sailing man.

Oh. In that case say, "Hi", to Milhouse then.

David

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:17 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

* rushes citizen and cleanly runs him through then exctracts his sword takes the thermo-nuclear device and quickly disarms it*

citizen: *gasp* why can't I regenerate?

Guy: because I treated my swords with a special oil that halts any and all cellular regeneration

*citizen finally dies and his body quickly turns to dust which the wind blows away*

finally it's over once and for all *smiles*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:22 AM

*Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown leaves the nuclear device tucked under his arm. Citizen sits down at the table.*
"Well I like playing with them, but mortals do keep interrupting my tea."
*He takes a sip of tea while hitting a big red button sporting the words "DO NOT PRESS. EVER. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. I WARNED YOU. FINE, DONT LISTEN TO ME. PRESS IT, GO ON, SEE IF I CARE!" In the distance is a blinding light, followed by a rush of wind. The thread shakes but is far enough from the blast to be unaffected.*
"Tea anyone?"

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:24 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

oh well *transferres himself into a new clone body*

that me was getting slow anyway

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:29 AM

Honk! Honk! Honk! Thread alert!
Randomization breached! Randomization breached! Restore immediately or enter escape pods!

*the bun reads the thread, blanched teeth shining like River's in the adoring Josslight of the Maidenhead, eyes reflecting the screen as the borders quiver like a 7.7 shaker while the letters take on an alarming hue, and cry eheu, eheu...*

Glass case, bright light, pin through the thorax WHUMPF!

Spinning, spinning farther away, and down if there were a down.

Downy feathers whirling.

Honk! Honk! Honk! Alarm over. Randomization restored. Return to previous stations or an activity of your choice. Headache medication available in sick bay.

Mocking monkeys pant.

bun
-- bastards hijacked my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:54 AM

Wibble and worletzers of the great narfungle bat prude!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 1:01 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

well I'm back agian and I have a new toy *holds up a small red and blue device*
this device will de-randomize the thread

*presses a button*

EXECUTE: DE-RANDOMIZATION!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:16 PM

Glim fleg sa nicklum blodig frot,
Ti nadgy plem bo trensig praht.

bun
-- the usual --

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 7:49 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

yay no more random wierdness hahaha BURMA!

One Day.
One Mission
One Army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, We Aim To Misbehave.
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