Eighteenth Floor: Hidey Beach and The Nice Nubile Grape Feeders by Jadehand

* can think of a few things

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 6:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
wouldn't want the bodily motions of swallowing to interfere with the comfort of mai and serenity

We'll give you drink breaks, have no fear!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
We'll give you drink breaks, have no fear!

Some people, just don't know how to treat their slaves anymore...

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:33 AM

MAI

Quote:
* can think of a few things

Just a few? (right stop encouraging him, i know!)

There should be no thinking allowed. Just this beachy nook fun-ness.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:59 AM

WILDIGSTART

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
We'll give you drink breaks, have no fear!

Some people, just don't know how to treat their slaves anymore...

So much I could say...

Mai said no thinking and I'm pretty sure that doesn't just apply to Jade.

*sits quietly*

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:
So much I could say...

Mai said no thinking and I'm pretty sure that doesn't just apply to Jade.

*sits quietly*

I know how to treat my slaves, thats for damn sure.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:22 AM

ORPHEUS

Am I still fanning? Eh, why not?

::Continues fanning mai or whoever is currently within fanning distance::

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Some people, just don't know how to treat their slaves anymore...

I for one know how to treat my slave. I've had no complaints. And I have some very interesting punishment planned if she ever pipes up.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mai:
Just a few? (right stop encouraging him, i know!)

I think everyones figured out by now, It doesn't take much to encourage me. "a few" was a conservative estimate. Some folk around here get a bit sqemish about too many details.... they really need some more training.

Quote:
Originally posted by Wildigstart:
So much I could say...

Mai said no thinking and I'm pretty sure that doesn't just apply to Jade.

*sits quietly*

Good to see I'm not being 'Seperated Out'. Sometimes I think too much for my own good. Sometimes I think just enough for my Evil.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 8:59 AM

I'm just posting because it would be a shame if a floor went by without me posting to it. So don't mind me I'll just be in the corner sleeping.

David

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:06 AM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Ooh, we're on a beach now?

If you need me, I'll be boogie-boarding.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:14 AM

*dragging out huge umbrellas and sticking them randomly about the beach*

Alway good to have a place to get out of the sun every now and then.

*exits...returns with a huge stack of fluffy towels*

Kelly, for when you get done 'boarding.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 9:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
Ooh, we're on a beach now?

If you need me, I'll be boogie-boarding.

Gaawwd! we spend ages carry tons of sand and water up here to make a beach and she only just notices!

Some people

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:44 AM

Since this is an indoor beach and I don't have to worry about the harmful rays, I'm going to soak up as much sun as I can. No umbrellas for me!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:51 AM

SERYN

*walks past pushing a land yacht*

don't mind me, got bored of flying a kite under this roof, doesn't do much.

*pushes industrial mega fans into position*

*climbs into yacht and flick fan on*

.....wwhhhooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!....

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:54 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
There should be no thinking allowed. Just this beachy nook fun-ness.

i read that as beach nookie O.O

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:55 AM

*Attaches super charger to fan.*
Eh eh eh...
*Sneaks off*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Gaawwd! we spend ages carry tons of sand and water up here to make a beach and she only just notices!

Oh, like you did anything other than, "supervise."

David

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:49 AM

I resent that.

I managed.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 11:57 AM

MAI

Orpheus, yes please with the continued fanning.

Suddenly the beach has become a whole lot warmer.

Quote:
i read that as beach nookie O.O

Of course you did.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I resent that.

I managed.

I don't manage. I cope.

David

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:24 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
I don't manage. I cope.

I don't cope, I slough off the energy of others. Excellent setup, gang!

*Grabs a Toblerone, sets to waterskiing behind the yacht.*

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:41 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Of course you did.

uh....sorry?

nah

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 12:43 PM

MAI

No you're not. But its ok. I still luv ya.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 1:20 PM

awww....

*delivers more evil.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006 4:33 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Quote:
wouldn't want the bodily motions of swallowing to interfere with the comfort of mai and serenity

no, i won't ask...

so nice comfy pillow, pretty beaches, cuddly sleeping bag. what could be better?!

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SEX ON THE BEACH!

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
cranberry juice
grapefruit juice
Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and grapefruit juice, and stir.

Why? because you asked for it!

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 3:40 AM

*Stumbles onto the beach.
"who put the shark in the water?"

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 4:23 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:

"who put the shark in the water?"

*Wades through the surf, struggling under the weight of a side of beef.*

So, I have this thing for exotic pets. Shoulda posted a sign, I guess.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 11:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
"who put the shark in the water?"

"Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?"

David

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 11:54 AM

WILDIGSTART

I'd like to shake his hand.

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 12:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:
I'd like to shake his hand.

After a carefull listening to the song I'd rather not shake his hand. I don't know where that hand has been.

David

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 2:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:

SEX ON THE BEACH!

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
cranberry juice
grapefruit juice
Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and grapefruit juice, and stir.

Yes please!

I'll take two!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 5:46 PM

*gasps

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 7:14 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
*gasps

JH: Hey she's a adult,...I think.

CMS: Excuse me, Miss can I see some ID before I get you all sexed up.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, April 24, 2006 2:16 AM

*pulls out driver's license.*

Please to notice the cute picture!

There, now, give me beverages!

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Monday, April 24, 2006 2:52 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

This is a very strange place
OOH Beer im willing to give it a test drive

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Monday, April 24, 2006 3:36 AM

No beer for me.
*takes two paracetamol, groans and falls asleep*
Evil beer...

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Monday, April 24, 2006 5:14 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*pulls out driver's license.*

Please to notice the cute picture!

There, now, give me beverages!

SR gives CMS lots of Sex on the Beach,...in beverage form of course.

Orgasm anyone?

Orgasm recipe
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz vodka
1 oz light cream

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve.

19% (38 proof)

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, April 24, 2006 6:14 AM

I can get you a Screaming Orgasm if you like...

1 oz Vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's
1/2 oz Kahlua

I ussually put in some milk to.

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Monday, April 24, 2006 2:13 PM

hangover much?

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 7:13 AM

I could go for some beverages today myself.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 7:25 AM

WILDIGSTART

Huh, well looky there! There's a bar right here on the beach...and it's got all the good stuff on tap...Jade, would you like pint?

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 7:29 AM

*putting on waiter's bowtie and stepping behind the bar*

Good afternoon! Drinks are on the house.

*serving drinks to whomever wants them*

I've got plenty of the little umbrellas to go around.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 7:51 AM

Can I have something that comes in a coconut?

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:00 AM

*whipping together a delectable beverage, pouring it into a hollowed-out coconut*

Enjoy! Oops, almost forgot.

*places paper umbrella in the drink*

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:06 AM

Mmmmm...yummy!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:19 AM

INCOGNITO

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mmmmm...yummy!

Hmmmm... didn't know paper umbrellas tasted so good.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:32 AM

Hey, after several drinks, paper umbrellas are the perfect munchy...kinda like peanuts at a bar. That's it! They can have their peanuts, we'll take the paper umbrellas!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:48 AM

If they're made out of sweet rice paper! I like rice paper.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006 8:53 AM