Loafer's Nook- Cinco De Nookage by Jadehand

*Fetches 50 gallon drum of cocoa powder....*

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 12:21 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
*Fetches 50 gallon drum of cocoa powder....*

At what point does this just become disgusting?

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 1:49 PM

er, right before the girls remember all about the concept of womens lib methinks!

Cozen, I really do hope you just have a lot of little old ladies coming round for afternoon tea with all that cocoa powder.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:01 PM

JADEHAND

*Drains the Jell-o and replaces it with Chocolate Pudding*

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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:08 PM

Pudding! I love pudding!

*pulls out a spoon and chows down*

Haha, just kidding. That would actually be really gross if you think about it...alright, I've had enough of this...

*bursts out of the cage (b/c she has superhuman strength of course), shoves Jadehand in, and closes it back up*

Let's see how you like it!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:28 PM

JADEHAND

Oh Thank you. I was hoping to try this soon.
*Dives into the hip deep pudding*
*Pulls Serenity's feet out from under her, dropping her into the pudding*

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh no! Now my white t-shirt is all wet and clingy!

How the hell do I always manage to miss these things?

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 2:52 PM

*goes to hose off all of the disgusting jello. comes back and pulls a chair up to the cage to watch the show*

Hey, anybody want some popcorn?

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 4:26 PM

*has been sitting quietly the whole time watching the show*

Hey, Persephone! Glad to see you made it out of there.

*offers her the frosty beverage of her choice*

To wash down the popcorn.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:13 AM

Jadehand, you have a little something on your face there. Here, let me help you.

*lick*

Mmmm...chocolate pudding!

So, if Persephone left, does that mean I won the jello wrestling pillow fight of death?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh no! Now my white t-shirt is all wet and clingy!

How the hell do I always manage to miss these things?

I was amazed my own self that that post went completely unnoticed by all the male members of the Nook.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:20 AM

Serenity, it did not go unnoticed...I was trying to be all gentlemanly and not mention it...I did, however, have to pick my eyeballs up off the floor and manually close my jaw.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:33 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Serenity, it did not go unnoticed...I was trying to be all gentlemanly and not mention it...I did, however, have to pick my eyeballs up off the floor and manually close my jaw.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

Likewise, in addition my tongue requires manual retraction, I'm dehydrated from excessive perspiration and my pants are uncomfortable. I wouldn't have said anything, but I wouldn't want to leave you with the impression that you didn't have a affect on us, CMS.

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
So, if Persephone left, does that mean I won the jello wrestling pillow fight of death?

I think not!! I just had to get out of the jello but this ain't over!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:15 AM

*drags his chair towards a more convenient spot...next to the coffee bar*

Ladies, can't we all just get along?

*hides behind the coffee bar against possible violent repercussions*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Serenity, it did not go unnoticed...I was trying to be all gentlemanly and not mention it...I did, however, have to pick my eyeballs up off the floor and manually close my jaw.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

Gentlemenly, pffft, where would you be with out me to wade in with my size nines and mentions things that are best left unsaid, huh?

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Persephone736:
I think not!! I just had to get out of the jello but this ain't over!

Bring it on!

(why are we fighting now, anyway?)

Serenity,
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Bring it on!

(why are we fighting now, anyway?)

You woke me from my nap remember? That means war!

*throws a handful of pudding in Serenity's face*

Oh, and Tristan, you can't hide forever.

*drags Tristan out from behind the coffee bar and throws him into the pudding cage with everyone else (Don't forget, I'm super strong

)*

We've got a real party going on now!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:33 AM

*kind of enjoying being dragged around and thrown into pudding*

Oh, no! Please, stop!

*begins splashing around in the pudding, making quite a mess*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 8:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Persephone736:
Hmmm, that super squishy, comfy floor sounds nice. I am a bit tired. Somebody wake me if anything interesting happens.
*immediately falls down on floor and goes to sleep*
Oh, and ignore the snoring. Just hit me with a pillow if it bothers you.

Yes, I did hit you with a pillow, but YOU TOLD ME TO. So, it was not an unprovoked assault.

It's not MY fault you snore.

Besides, something interesting was happening and I didn't want you to miss it (the interesting thing being me hitting you with a pillow, of course.

)

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:50 AM

I wasn't actually serious about hitting me with a pillow! I really need to stop trying to be sarcastic when I'm typing...anyway Serenity, you should have known that I was being sarcastic...because...well, you should have!

Aren't you psychic?

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:57 AM

Everyone knows that if you're being sarcastic you must either state said fact (as in: *sarcastic* or you must raise your right hand to indicate that you are not serious.

Well, most of us know that, apparently.

Serenity,
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:20 AM

Well excuuuuse me for not knowing that!

*shoves more pudding into Serenity's face*

hahaha
mine is an evil laugh

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:34 AM

Mmmm...pudding.

*licks pudding off own face.*

Thanks, 'Seph!

Serenity,
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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:47 AM

hehe, no problem.
Hey, did we lose Jadehand and Tristan in all the pudding?

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:55 AM

Uh-oh!

*dives into pudding, swims around for a bit, pulls up a half-drowned JadeHand.*

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:03 AM

oh no! Where's Tristan?? Someone help!!!

*jumps in and frantically searches for Tristan*

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:05 AM

hee hee. Death by chocolate!!!

*Roflmao*

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:06 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

I was amazed my own self that that post went completely unnoticed by all the male members of the Nook.

it certainly wasn't unnoticed. i just chose not to say anything, haha.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:11 AM

*gasping and sputtering as he is pulled from the pudding*

Thank you, Persephone...I dropped my coffee cup and couldn't find it. I was unaware of the fact that one cannot breathe while submerged in pudding. Live and learn!
Ok, so who we flinging puddin' at?

*gets down into a "pudding splashing" pose*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:53 AM

Thank goodness you're alright Tristan!!!
Fling pudding at whoever...

*dumps a bucketful of pudding on Tristan's head and quickly runs to the other side of the cage, proceeds to point and laugh

)

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:59 AM

*digging pudding out of his ears*

Oookay...curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

*spins about like a top with his arms extended, creating a wave of pudding that washes over Persephone*

Nee-ner, nee-ner, neeee-ner!

*quickly climbs out of the cage and disappears behind one of the thread support beams*

I shall return!!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 12:08 PM

Grrrr...you'll pay for that Tristan! Although, very clever with the whole wave thing.
You can't hide for long though!!!!

*stands poised and ready with a hint of craziness in her eyes awaiting Tristan's return*

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 2:34 PM

JADEHAND

Oh I get licked now? Yummy.

*licks up some pudding his own self.*

And we noticed. Commenting might have made it end.

*Drags Serenity under the pudding so as to have more pudding to lick off.*

Everybody loves pudding.

*wishes someone else was also in the pudding.*

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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 2:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
I really do hope you just have a lot of little old ladies coming round for afternoon tea with all that cocoa powder.

*Returns to Piso Cinqo with 39 old ladies, all of whom are named Helen.*

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39 Helens agree: pudding is better with tea.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:04 AM

of course, everything tastes better with a cup of tea.

Did you never hear the saying?

"Revenge is a dish best served cold, and with a cup of tea."

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:07 AM

Cold Tea?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:17 AM

no, hot tea, nice hot cup of tea, only the revenge needs to be cold. Like Gazpacho.

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
"Revenge...."

Uh-oh! Do I detect a hint of the "a" word? Y'know the one, kinda rhymes with "banks"? Is this thread okay with that?

I refer, of course, to what the menfolk suffered during the clingy wet t-shirt scene....

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angst in yer pants

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:25 AM

MAI

I must say I am shocked and appalled at the behavior on this thread...

I miss all the good stuff!

How come no one invited me?

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:31 AM

Aanks? What? Cozy dear your babbling again, what are you on about?

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:35 AM

angst?

What in the name of fudgable fairies is angst anyway.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:38 AM

I'd like some tea. Will someone drive to South Carolina and bring me some hot tea so I don't have to get up out of my chair and walk down the hall to the microwave? Not feeling so good IRL.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:47 AM

who said that word? Go on, own up! Who said it?

I will not have that foul word in the Nook, of all the horrible things to say.

You may as well stand up and yell Belgi...

I'm sorry, over-reacted a little.

Ok, i'f it helps us avoid that word, imagine that everytime one uses it, a brand new Emo loving teen, complete with accessories, appears in the Nook to make our live's a living hell.

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:50 AM

MAI

*runs to the car

I'll be there in 12 hours! (better make that plus one or two I tend to get lost).

Sorry you're not feeling well.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
You may as well stand up and yell Belgi...

Heh. *Is referentially challenged, yet again....*

As for the use of the bad word, just put it down to my brain being missing. Happens all the time. Pay no heed, move along.

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39 Helens agree: nuthin' to see here.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:56 AM

*quietly sneaking back into the thread*

I've got hot tea, and an assortment of breakfast foods...truce, Persephone?

*looking about himself furtively, dreading the bucket of pudding*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:02 AM

one of the thinks my incredibly bored brain was musing yesterday, was that in a way, the internet is the start of a new era in the evolution of human culture, we're in a new age, and it has nothing to do with aquarius.

So the next new age will start when they can transport solid things, humans, parts, packages, fruit roll-ups over a net connection.

I so wish they'd hurry up, so then I could send you a lovely cup of Rooibos tea with acacia honey and yummy creamy milk (its exactly like normal tea, but much much much much nicer) to make you feel better.

Until then, i'll just have to psychicly will you the strength to make one there.

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FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:10 AM

That would be good, end world hunger, all you have to do is copy and paste burgers to the third world.

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