THE FORSAKEN - We aim to burn... by chrisisall

I found a copy of the Forsaken Mission Statement!

"We, The Forsaken find these truths to be self-evident:
If you do not think before you speak, speak not.
Nonsense will be taken as...nonsense.
Ideas on God will be shared, and never be assumed as absolute truth, only God can speak for God concerning absolutes.
Religious and political zealots will be shown the quickest way to the cargo bay in time for the decompression.
Serenity will fly again, and we will see it.
We aim to be disliked by as many d**ks and fools as possible; pissing off a**holes is the Lords work."

It was an old, tattered copy, I think parts of it were missing...
Anyone know the balance of the text?

Chrisisaken

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:45 AM

ROCKETJOCK

All I know is that:

1. Religion is far too important a subject to be taken seriously.

2. Most so-called conservative Christians are too busy defending the Bible to read it.

3. Organized faith is an oxymoron.

4. The only weapon mortals have against God/The Gods is witholding worship. (Drives 'em crazy!)

5. Despite popular misconception, the separation of Church and State is not primarily for the protection of the State.

6. No God worthy of worship would maintain a torture chamber for personal amusement.

7. A fanatic is one who doubles his speed once he has lost sight of his goal.

8. Anyone who thinks Jesus was a voice of conformity just ain't paying attention.

With all this in mind, I am proud to name myself one of The Foresaken.

"And be not like the hypocrites who like to pray on the street corners and in the temples to be seen by men. Truly, they have already had their reward in full. But instead go into your home, and into the smallest room therein, and close the door, and pray, and your Father, who sees what is in secret, shall reward you." -- Matthew VI, Verse V & VI

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:25 AM

What happened? He see your face?

*PD emerges from the darkness and cold carrying a brown fiber sack leaning to counter its weight. He peers out to all of the Forsaken; the gathering lowers their voices to whispers. After a few nods, PD lowers his burden and reaches for a small pouch attached to his belt. He opens it and pours a white powder into his calloused hand. He then broadcasts it into the fire. The flame rises and flares. PD smiles, takes a seat, and opens his bag. He pulls out a bowl, green leaves, some odd stones, and fresh fruit of all varieties. Tosses some about*

I have seen many on my journey, more WILL come.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:26 AM

COPILOT

Oh neato a shiny apple! Ummmm what's in the bowl there PDCharles? Just a question! Please don't hurt me for asking!?!

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:48 AM

SERYN

Great, now I am just lost in Sean Bean Land.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:08 AM

KNIBBLET

Saw that original mess and thought you guys had it well in hand. I know in my heart that I'm a member of the Forsaken. Knowing that we're gonna sit around and discuss the merits of Sean Bean in tight ...... *thunk*

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:17 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Great, now I am just lost in Sean Bean Land.

Ah! But isn't it a great place to be! I entered Sean Bean land when I was 16 and haven't left since!

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 1:32 PM

You see Sean is the greatest name of any man that has ever lived.

If you find a great man not named Sean he changed his name so people wouldn't keep falling at his feet in worship.

Sean is a great name. All the coolest people are named Sean.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 2:19 PM

COPILOT

Sensing a little bias there Citizen.

An I carried such a torch

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 2:48 PM

Yeah, I went to his myspace account.
Big bias.

Chrisisall Connery

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 3:07 PM

CHINDI

HEY.. the fire is still going strong... cool... I bought Marshmallows!!! dig in browncoats

Chindi

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 3:17 PM

SIGMANUNKI

Marshmallows, shiny, thanks!!!

I wonder if PDCharles has chocolate and graham crackers in that sack of his so we can make smores

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"We're in a giant car heading into a brick wall at 100 miles/hr and everybody's arguing about where they want to sit."
-David Suzuki

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 3:29 PM

SEVENPERCENT

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:

!!!!!Knibblet!!!! - How you been? Don't think I've seen you in a long while!

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"A revolution without dancing is no revolution at all." - V

Anyone wanting to continue a discussion off board is welcome to email me - check bio for details.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 5:31 PM

JOSSISAGOD

Ooh, Marshmallows is NICE!!

*Jossisagod grabs a couple for roastin'*

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 5:52 PM

FOLLOWMAL

Yummy, smores? Did someone say smores?

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:36 PM

NAUGHTYMAN

Ok,I'm really bummed out now.I think I was about the 10th person or so to respond to this "Therightstuff"guy hoping to get on his list.I guess I was just never quite able to make the grade.With a name like naughtyman you would think it would have been easy.Oh well,better luck next time.Where's he been anyway I hope he hasn't been scared away by all the publicity he's been getting.Maybe he's lost his mojo or something.(let's hope not!)

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:13 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:

Yummy, smores? Did someone say smores?

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

Oooh, I've never had smores. How do you make 'em?
Since we are the Forsaken ones do we have to add the blood of a virgin to the mix? Not sure where we'd find one round here!

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Monday, May 22, 2006 2:54 AM

I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you

*FMF stops dancing around the pyre (cause she is a might dizzy) and answers all those forsaken hopefuls*

Welcome all ye who wish to be forsaken. Verily should thou cast thine blood upon the pyre and dedicate it to thine own bestower of motto's FMF thou shalt also be forsaken!

*Looking down at her "Zoe" outfit of long boots trousers and spiffy shirt with the sticky up collar, FMF realizes that she does not look like the high prietess of name bestowing, ducking into Serenity a lot of muttering and throwing of clothing ensues until she reemerges - dressed like Stevie Nicks circa 1986 - Long flowing lacey skirt and top, lots of scarves and billowy stuff*

Bwahahahahahahah Mine is a forsaken laugh! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND BE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

*She flashes a big grin to the assembled forsaken

and rushes back to the pyre* I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you!

Psst - Emma, *FMF whispers as she runs by* Smores are hershey chocolat bars sorta melty on a graham cracker with toasted marshmallows. It is sort of a rite of childhood here!

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:22 AM

TRISTAN

*wanders in and notices the Forsaken have grown in number*

Shiny! Good to see everyone!

*plunks down on a log near the fire*

Ah, Forsaken s'mores...the food of the gods...or not!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:48 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
Oh neato a shiny apple! Ummmm what's in the bowl there PDCharles? Just a question! Please don't hurt me for asking!?!

An I carried such a torch

*PD spins around to face CP, long thin dagger and bowl in hand. In what seemed like two steps, he appears before her and swipes the apple from her hands.* “Better check this first.” *He skewers the fruit twice and tosses it back to CP* “Looks good. …and you don’t have to worry about me harmin’ you darlin’… u’r one of us…. Forsaken” *PD looks over to Sig* “all just folk now…” *He sees smores in hand and turns to the horizon. More shadowy figures approach, he faces CP again while rubbing his index finger around the rim of the earthen bowl. PDs voice deepens and trembles* “Man, stone, and tree will meet in the crucible of life and redeem the forsaken this night as champions of common sense”

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:

Ah, Forsaken s'mores...the food of the gods...or not!

And Hellfire gives 'em that nice, brimstoney aftertaste....

MMmmmm Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:26 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:

Ah, Forsaken s'mores...the food of the gods...or not!

And Hellfire gives 'em that nice, brimstoney aftertaste....

MMmmmm Chrisisall

*PD turns to CisA and eyes him curiously while his finger still strokes the rim of his bowl. He stops and turns the bowl slighty in CisA’s view to reveal its ancient writing.*
*Translated it reads* PATENTED BRIMSTONEY TASTE.

*PD hangs head as he watches a future of a pagan sports chariot fade in a misty vision*

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

*Translated it reads* PATENTED BRIMSTONEY TASTE.

Beezel; the original lawyer. Patents his crap.

He was picked up in LA in the back of a Chevy molesting TheRightStuff, dontcha know. TRS is not pressing charges 'cause he got a phone call from TheWhiteHouse.

Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:38 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

*Translated it reads* PATENTED BRIMSTONEY TASTE.

Beezel; the original lawyer. Patents his crap.

He was picked up in LA in the back of a Chevy molesting TheRightStuff, dontcha know. TRS is not pressing charges 'cause he got a phone call from TheWhiteHouse.

Chrisisall

Oh yeah, the Bub-meister video taped it...thats why. All I can say is New Kids on the Block were involved...

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:43 AM

You know we're goin' to Hell for this...

Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:50 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
You know we're goin' to Hell for this...

Chrisisall

*PD reaches in his bag and pulls out more reed and grapevine. He continues weaving his handbasket*

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:57 AM

*FMF flounces by and drops the abestos leotards next to PD*

I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you

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Monday, May 22, 2006 5:13 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

I think I'm having a hot flash- does that mean I'm already burnin'? Can I be Forsaken too? I'll bring my hellhound( see my website, about us page).

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Monday, May 22, 2006 5:19 AM

Verily Sweet Serendipity! Take this handy dandy THE FORSAKEN dagger, cut your hand - and dedicate the blood to me FMF and you shall henceforth goforth and be known as THE FORSAKEN and your name shall reside on THE LIST (and you qualify for a nifty "THE FORSAKEN "we are on THE LIST and we aim to burn" tshirt)

(only 1 tshirt per customer, bood on the shirt from the wound in your hand is not the responsibilty of management, this offer is transferrable)

worry NOT FORSAKEN on for the cut does not hurt and if it does there is much alcohol to dull the pain!

"ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND BE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 5:34 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Whooo hooo! Ow! No , wait. I took painkillers! Whoo hoo!

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:42 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

bump
The hellhound has agreed to come burn with us and share his hellish slobbery kisses, as long as someone brings a piece of pvc pipe or a ball to gnaw on. He's also been to hell and back, so if we get lost he can show us the way.

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:55 AM

This just in:
TheRightStuff has been sentanced to life in Pylea!

The President had no comment.

Lorne Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Yeah, I went to his myspace account.
Big bias.

Chrisisall Connery

Your just jealous because your names not Sean.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:00 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Well, if we're all on the highway to hell, can I drive? Or at least call shotgun? :)

It tastes like burning...

Mike

"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right."
- Laurens van der Post

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Your just jealous because your names not Sean.

When I was a wee lad, my mate drew my attention to an ad in the paper for Diamonds Are Forever.
"It's a James Bond movie, we gotta see it. Get your mom to take us!" he said.
I replied, "Who's 'Seen' Connery?"

Unworldly Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:16 AM

KNIBBLET

Quote:
Originally posted by SevenPercent:
!!!!!Knibblet!!!! - How you been? Don't think I've seen you in a long while!

It's nice being missed :)
I've been on an express elevator to hell for so long, I've reprogrammed the Musak.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/ Big Damn Shindigity Good Time
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:44 AM

MAL4PREZ

OK, I just saw this and haven't caught up, so maybe someone used this line already and I missed but
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Who do I have to f**k to make the FORSAKEN list, huh?????

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:57 AM

SASSALICIOUS

Squeeee!!! We have our very own thread!

Forsaked #14 reporting for duty!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:06 AM

Well Thankee for the offer, but really all you have to do is this:

Take this handy dandy THE FORSAKEN dagger, cut your hand - and dedicate the blood to me FMF and you shall henceforth goforth and be known as THE FORSAKEN and your name shall reside on THE LIST (and you qualify for a nifty "THE FORSAKEN "we are on THE LIST and we aim to burn" tshirt)

(only 1 tshirt per customer, bood on the shirt from the wound in your hand is not the responsibilty of management, this offer is transferrable)

worry NOT FORSAKEN on for the cut does not hurt and if it does there is much alcohol to dull the pain!

"ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND BE DOOOOOOOOOOOMED"

(actually you just have to wanna be on it, but I like having people worship me and spill blood!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:12 AM

SASSALICIOUS

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
OK, I just saw this and haven't caught up, so maybe someone used this line already and I missed but
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Who do I have to f**k to make the FORSAKEN list, huh?????

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

I'm not necessarily sure who you would f**k. It may be a question of 'how' or 'how many' to get on the list.

Or you could just slice your hand open and declare allegiance to FMF and The Forsaken.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:33 AM

Some guy named 'Angelus' asked me if he could be a Forsaken...

Was mean about it, too Chrisisall

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:38 AM

MAL4PREZ

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
worry NOT FORSAKEN on for the cut does not hurt and if it does there is much alcohol to dull the pain!

hmm. That sounds like a lot. I'll skip right to the alcohol part...

Can the Tshirt say something about "stupid devil movies"? That was one of my favorite TRS quotes, though it's hard to choose.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:11 AM

I have one question.

What in the name of pink fluffy tap dancing mongooses are smores?

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:19 AM

Citizen

Did you not see me post?

It is a little sandwich made with Graham Crackers, toasted marshmallows and hershey's choclate bars. DO NOT under any circumstances make them with Cadbury's. It MUST be hershey's!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 10:44 AM