Twentieth Floor: Nice, Evil, and In-Between by LightMeDark

*currently doesn't have them....

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
The internet is for porn

That or pom.

David

or pom porn.

*oh my god pass me the bleach and the brillo pads - that image needs to be scrubbed from my mind!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:57 AM

I always thought 'unmentionable' was a victorian euphemism for underwear - which we've already discussed at great length.

Gah! I was walking through town yesterday and there was this girl walking through town wearing WHITE trousers made out of the thinnest cotton i've ever seen not draping a bed. You could see everything, the exact pattern of her lace skimpies, the shade of her badly applied fake tan even, and I was wondering why anyone was still stupid enough to make such ridiculous sartorial mistakes - then looked to my left for traffic, and theres a guy there absolutely fixated on her arse. Slack jawed and drooling.

Chavs. *rolls eyes*

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 22, 2006 2:38 AM

Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 2:53 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

Perhaps you should find somebody nice and go back to bed.

Hey I was only thinking of cuddling! What did you think I meant?

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:19 AM

*sigh*

Wasn't the whole point of this skyscraper about how hard it is to find nice people?

I've just come full circle, haven't I?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:27 AM

CAPTAINWALDO

Cheer up Serenity,

I brought some Geese, feel like juggeling.

**Begins juggling**

**Gets pelted with Goose Poop**

I NEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE FED THEM FIRST!!

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:44 AM

Hey you, cheer up. it could be worse. you could be me. We did find nice people. we're all here. Okay not all of us are nice, some of us are evil, but in a nice way. If finding the answers was easy, we'd all have them. Then we wouldn't have come together here.

everythin' goin' to be ok.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 4:43 AM

Thanks all! I am feeling better. Just one of those GRRR days, you know? We all have them. I'll survive.

I stubbed my toe the other night, and now I have a bruise, under the nail. I don't think I've ever done that before. Poor me!

*goes to freezer, finds gallon of "No fat, no calorie, amazingly delicious, all natural Chocolate Chocolate and Even More Chocolate Ice Cream.*

*grabs a spoon*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 5:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Thanks all! I am feeling better.

Good to hear it. Sorry I wasn't able to help in your hour of grimness but I was asleep I think. Time zones, aren't they wonderfull. Anyway for future reference this is what I watch to cheer myself up http://www.homestarrunner.com/ after a few sbemails and some Cheat Commandoes I'm always feeling better.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Meh. I'm in a funk today. Dunno why. Got up on the wrong side of the bed or something. Need cheering!

I could pour boiling oil on myself for your amussment.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:24 AM

That would not make me amused.

Is your arm any better today?

If it's very bad, you should go to the doctor.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 6:55 AM

spoil sport

My arms better, got lots of red bloatches where the oil hit, my arms by Picasso.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:08 AM

Poor you!

Have some kissies to make it feel better. They work on the TREE.

Does that help?

I had a friend who had a pot of boiling water dropped on her foot once. It wasn't pretty.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:29 AM

good to hear you are feeling better.

Me Tired. Me go crashy soon.
* is having a yawny day.
.....
....

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Poor you!

Have some kissies to make it feel better. They work on the TREE.

Well, starting to feel better, but I might need some more

...

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:59 AM

Did JadeHand crash?

Good thing we have this SumptuouslySquishyCrazilyComfyDevastatinglyDreamyMarvelouslyMarshmallowyFantasticallyFluffyFloor™ to sleep upon.

That was so cleverly done, Sean, you've earned this:

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 10:49 AM

I've just been reminded of something though. Did you ever get that straight from Germany Ritter chocolate? Have I asked this question already?

Would it be illegal if I blew up the Big Brother house and executed those responcible for creating the show, or would it be considered a service to humanity?

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Monday, May 22, 2006 11:00 AM

Did you mail me Ritter chocolate from Germany?

Because no, I never got it.

What a shame! I would have loved that. It was very thoughtful of you to think of me, anyway. And it really IS the thought that counts.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 11:02 AM

I sent it to Carol to include in your care package, but I know she got one returned as a big melted mess.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:14 PM

*weeps for the melted chocolate.

what a horrible way to go.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:20 PM

I bet it was in that one. The squished one. All that poor lost chocolate.

Oh well, next time I stop by that british grocer I adore, I'll buy myself a Ritter and pretend it's from you!!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:32 PM

There was Dark chocolate, White Chocolate + nuts, Milk Chocolate, Milk Chocolate with raisins and Coconut centre. I got all the different varieties I could find while I wasn't comatose.

Which was often, being the Oktoberfest an’ all…

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Monday, May 22, 2006 1:22 PM

Love the ER quote by the way.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
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Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:01 PM

ok, need to sleep, I read ER and went looking for doctors in the thread.

Bah! I scoffed a load of skittles thinking that i'd be up and working still, and i'm not - i finished, and now i'm wide awake and sugared up and theres nothing to do but tidy my room.

Bah I say. Bah!

Did you know that if you let skittles dissolve in your mouth they get working quicker? its much fun.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:12 PM

no more tasting the rainbow for you, young lady!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
ok, need to sleep, I read ER and went looking for doctors in the thread.

Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:40 PM

ok, i'm putting the skittles down and i'm going to go put my nightshirt on and lie there and stare at the cieling thinking sleepy thoughts. It may work, it may not. I may be in a bad mood tomorrow, but i'll do my best to be nice, see y'all soon!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:53 PM

Sleep is for the weak.....zzzzzzzzz

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:32 PM

MAI

I thought

never slept?

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:21 PM

or is that sleep is for the week?

Right, i'm back off to bed, reckon I should see you all next on tuesday next!

ok, kidding, i have to go to work now. Bah!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 22, 2006 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"

ER = Eleanor Roosevelt...

See Signature.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:31 AM

I think we had ER roses in our garden once. Or was it Abraham Lincolns?

They were named after someone, that I remember!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:50 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

Gorram Puritanism anyway.

Oh... who were the founding mothers, eh?

Larry Flint is still an a***ole, imho. So is Falwell.

***
Oops, sorry, all angsty, gorram it! Yay lissa!

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:53 AM

sleeps, it just continues to work it's way into innocent minds as it does.

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Then I need to sleep to. I'm like all, "I don't see any Clooney. Where is this supposed ER quote?"
ER = Eleanor Roosevelt...

See Signature.

Yeah I got that actually. After strolling through the thread once looking for Clooney related quotes I went through again and just read all of the sigs. Thanks for pointing it out though in case I, you know, hadn't. Of course if somebody **cough cough** CallMeSerenity **cough cough** had taken the time to type out Eleanor or Roosevelt in the first place....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:37 AM

Dave, did you just insinuate that I'm lazy? Did you?

Them's fightin' words!!

Where are the pillows?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Dave, did you just insinuate that I'm lazy? Did you?

Hell, I didn't just insinuate, I flat out implied!

Quote:
Them's fightin' words!!

Where are the pillows?

Here's one. *Dave throws pillow at CMS*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:58 AM

MAI

Oooh goody a pillow fight! Can I play? I'm on Serenity's team! *throws pillows at dave's head*

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 12:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

*Dave throws pillow at CMS*

*Ducks. Pillow sails over CMS's head.*

*thows pie at Dave*

*runs away*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Oooh goody a pillow fight! Can I play? I'm on Serenity's team! *throws pillows at dave's head*

Ganging up on me eh? Luckilly for me I've a large stockpile of pillowy armaments. *three pillows fly in the direction of mai in rapid sucession*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*thows pie at Dave*

Pies eh? A clear escalation in the confrontation. You give me no choice but to unleash my ultimate weapon the cream puff tommy gun. (As seen in Bugsy Malone http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074256/)

Quote:
*runs away*

But not fast enough to escape a thorough cream puffing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:39 PM

MATTIE

*Mattie pokes her head in only to have a pie whizz past her head and into the face of an unexpecting Dave*

Woah! I'm away for, like, three weeks and not only is there a skyscraper in FFF.net, but there's a pie fight going on on the top floor. Super, duper SHINY!!!

Run CMS, Run! *giggles as she closes the door behind her and joins the fun*

Oh,look! A pizza fort with an easy button attached.

*Mattie presses the button. A paper titled English 5010 Essay 1 appears in her hand. Presses it again and a pie appears in the other.

*

Woah! I need to get me one of these!!

Wacky fun!

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie:
*Mattie pokes her head in only to have a pie whizz past her head and into the face of an unexpecting Dave*

Oh among this treacherous crowd I'm always expecting.

I'm not sure that came out right. Anyway for your perfidy I am forced to open the funnel of chocolate sauce and the bucket of rainbow sprinkles. You Mattie have been sundaed.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:47 PM

*joins in the Pie fight*

Hey CMS!

Mai!

Seryn!

Anybody else want some?

*licks Cream off of faces.*

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:36 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Where are the pillows?

i'm here, i'm here

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:32 PM

MAI

*pummels JH, Dave, and LMD with triple decker, carmel, chocolate-fudge, and whip cream pies.

*runs to another floor and hides.

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Where are the pillows?

i'm here, i'm here

Oh good, LMD! Just in time.

Hit him *points to Dave* and him *points to JH* with these *hands LMD large stack o' pies*.

Thanks!

*follows Mai*

*discovers jacuzzi on a forgotten floor.*

Oooh, mai! You thinking what I'm thinking?

*they jump in*.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:37 AM