NaiLThat BastarD to The WaLL by RiveR6213

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:27 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

F LOVE AND PUPPY DOGS AND ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM!

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:28 PM

JADEHAND

Ok.

Better?

"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:29 PM

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:38 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

...AND SPRINGTIME AND LOW GAS PRICES AND THAT FEELING YOU GET FROM LEMON CREAM PIE AND... What were we discussing.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:46 PM

CAUSAL

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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 1:07 PM

Hey River. :)

Is something the matter?

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Monday, May 22, 2006 1:14 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Hey River.

I've been wondering how you're doing. Is all not so shiny in your corner of the verse ?

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:21 AM

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:23 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
@%&!##*@!!!

I agree.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:28 AM

subverting the dominant paradigm is a good thing....

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:10 AM

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
River is gone before Seryn severed head hits the floor.

...it is as quiet as a church mouse in the Abby where Father Guido goes about his daily routine...and then he feel the few fine hairs on the back of his neck tingle... he senses a force... a malevolent force awake in the universe..... he grasps his crucifix....

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:32 AM

aw sweetie, theres no need to be like that.

'sides, couldn't happen sorry, call it geek paranoia - I've had a Melodrama Exclusion Zone installed around my house.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:43 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Seryn? You ok? I've been tailing River6213... she's killed you, Tristan, and FMF. What's up with that?

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 11:56 AM

She killed Tristan and FMF?!?!?! (FMF?)

Oh no! Whatever will we do! Quick, call the national guard! Call the FBI! Call the X-Men!

OO, actually yes please, call the X-men, that Wolverines a hottie.

*cough* I mean - Oh Doom! Dooooom and Glooom! Gloooom I say!

I'm sorry no, i just can't keep this up. I really not giving a s**t right here. Like Isaid, Melodrama exclusion zone, I'm sure Tristan and FMF have theirs too.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:33 PM

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:18 PM

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.

Quote:
she gets drowsy and falls asleep

...which was just the moment that sweetserendipity was waiting for - she emerges from the shadowy hallway and steals across the room until she stands over the slouched figure of River6213. The face of her unsuspecting victim is peaceful, adorned with crumbs, milk moustache and a satisfied smile. The hands are red with the blood of the day's indiscriminate killings. Sweetserendipity is consumed with rage:
"That tuna fish was my brother. He shall be avenged."
She silently raises one fin and prepares to strike...

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:24 PM

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:17 PM

SINGATE

Glad to see you are back from your recent chemically induced happiness. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone has fucked you over, thus snapping you back into reality. Oh, and don't bother killing me, I'll only come back stronger. Feel free to heap some hostility, negativity, and hatefulness my way because that stuff is an absolute delight.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:53 PM

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Quote:
Originally posted by kpo:
Quote:
she gets drowsy and falls asleep

...which was just the moment that sweetserendipity was waiting for - she emerges from the shadowy hallway and steals across the room until she stands over the slouched figure of River6213. The face of her unsuspecting victim is peaceful, adorned with crumbs, milk moustache and a satisfied smile. The hands are red with the blood of the day's indiscriminate killings. Sweetserendipity is consumed with rage:
"That tuna fish was my brother. He shall be avenged."
She silently raises one fin and prepares to strike...

...River’s dream started out pleasant enough with the unremembered, long dark fall towards the swirling oblivion called sleep, but then it transformed into a collage of disturbing images of places she’s never been, and people she’s never met. The constant whispering of voices; of secrets in the back ground made the fall all the more certain and final. The anger and confusion of hot and cold; the murky faces of withered old men with blue hands with eyes that held no warmth. The white frocked doctors with the needles and cold manners...

River wakes with a start, and instinctively rolls to the left off the couch and onto the carpet as the dark shape that was standing over her comes down and buries itself into the couch with a heavy noise that clearly says to River that this thing, whatever it is, is heavy. The television is still going on in the background as River jumps to her feet, but before she could take another step, the shape strikes her so hard, that River is thrown through the plate-glass window of her living room where she lands on a dew wet yard, the back of her head fetching up against the wooden fence. The creature dives through the broken window after River making strange, carnal-like noises that River is certain that she doesnt like, and lands right on her…

...and much grappling ensues.

A stranger rushes to the scene, alerted by the loud squelching noises. It is KPO. He lifts his sunglasses off his eyes and stands, taking a second to take in the slimy spectacle before him - fish grappling woman, woman grappling fish...

"Huh" He says, and pulls up a chair.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:31 PM

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:22 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

" the creature has been reduced to a red, meaty mass on the floor."

Awww crap!

I've been reduced to a meaty mass! Oh well, the Forsaken shall revenge me and mine!

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:13 AM

TRISTAN

Yeah, Seryn, I have no idea what her problem is. I like the concept of the Melodrama Exclusion Zone...I usually call mine the "yeah, ok, piss off" zone. I may have to borrow the MEZ from you.

Sometimes people need attention, and this is the only way they know to get it...

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
She killed Tristan and FMF?!?!?! (FMF?)

Worry not for FMF darling one, I do not have an MEZ (although methinks me needs one) but I am protected by the mighty furtureMR. Mine is a hearty laugh BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:26 AM

SISTERBETTYX

Well this thread IS in the Talk Story area so I think what she's doing fits here. It's rather amusing.

“I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.”

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:19 AM

SHADOWFLY

I like the way she writes her stories. I'm going to have to write a few talk stories of my own and get people involved in them. There are talk stories going on in this section, but its strange that those ladies claim River6423 is looking for attention when the same kind of talk stories are going on in other threads in this section of the forum. She does seem like she has a lot of rage though.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:28 AM

who claims that she is looking for attention? Did I miss something?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:46 AM

CAUSAL

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:09 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Usually though, the talk/story thread stays in one place. River6213 is jumping from thread to thread killing people...still don't know why even though I'm dead. And now there's a give River a hug thread, check it out.

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:19 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
She always knew it would come to this...

*Suddenly God appears before RiveR6213, looking suspiciously like Bruce Campbell*

Ahhh, quit yer belly-aching, ya bagged one! The Forsaken are your friends, dummy. Keep this up, and I'll send that RightStuff guy your way, and I'll make 'im impossible to kill...and I'll make him in LOVE with ya, and I can DO it, too, little lady!
Now calm down, and don't f**k with the Lord, okay?
Cripes, give 'em free will...

*God vanishes, and leaves an autographed copy of the Bible, minus the assinine inaccuracies mankind has added through time*

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:34 AM

Groovy.

*13 approaches River, toting a sawed-off and a chainsaw.*

Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

-13

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:44 PM

Oh no! River is a unique entity - anyone else have that kind of rage they would have exploded messily by now (visions of the end of Slither popping into my head)

And while she's only killing us off one at a time it can only be a good thing - last time she had a button and was planning to take us all out in one fell swoop.

No, she's a sweetie, a vengeful violent manic sweetie, but...

Plus, she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***.

Thank you for that River. We love you!

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:06 PM

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:09 PM

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.

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she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***

Really? I wondered where he'd got to. Way to go River

This girl may go on mad rampages where she kills many of us, but she's worth keeping in the fold for her invaluable troll warding service.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:45 PM

I feel like i should be joining in the story...

ok -

All stand around, confusion reigns for a few moments, then they realise that River is nowhere to be seen.

oh, that must be the end of this one then. Seems like the rent-a-god intervention worked... Seryn stepps up and pulls open a little book, reads the 'how to open a dimensional portal' instructions. they all step through, and find themselfs on the 20th floor af a large skyscraper. "Oo! Cakes!, ok, grabs a drink, have a sit down... cake anyone?"

Somewhere in space and time, a small flat suddenly explodes and a large book is blown into a thousand million tiny little peices and scattered all over the verse.*

Seryn puts the phone down " No, no good, she's not answering." She sends out a general call - "River, if you are there, come have some afternoon tea with us!"

*ok, sorry, had to do that, if theres one thing that has scared me in this thread, it the idea of someone getting their mitts on the TRUE word of god, any god.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
when the foundation of her house blew, it could collapse the tunnel. On she ran, into the night…

.... in another part of the country, in a bunker of his own design, the large man with bulging eyeballs was alerted by the flashing red light on the console.... an alarm sounded and was quickly muffled by the uniformed woman named Betsy near by.... “Looks like we got one, sir..”

VeeP: “status report Lieutenant...”

Betsy: “Whole city block..... looks bad.... there could be casualties...”

VeeP: “Notify the troops... we need to be there first... must keep this under wraps.... the public doesn’t have the right to know what’s happening before we tell them what they need to know....”

Betsy: “Right, sir... but, but.... we are spread a little thin - most of the force is on their way to the staging area in Dhahran....the ‘birds’ will be arriving tomorrow...”

Veep: “Goddamn it... call the Guard, we must still have a few soldiers left in this country.... and find out if it was one of ours..... were we planning anything?”

Betsy: “...well there was Operation Anchovy.... to blow that Shakey’s Pizza in Lompoc.... but that was on the back-burner...”

VeeP: “ ha, oh yeah... I liked that one - pretty safe deal, I mean who the hell eats Shakey’s anymore....naw, that was just to scare the ‘sheeple”.... I think this was something else... what about that ‘fringe group’ we tapped a few days ago.... what was it..? The Misshapen..?”

Betsy: “No sir... The Forsaken.... a pretty shady bunch alright.... I’ll get on it...”

VeeP: “You do that.... but not a word to George - he’ll fall all over himself trying to explain this to the press - hell, even our guys at FAUX might give us some trouble....and find my goddamn shotgun....”

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:59 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

PD leans against the support column nearest the windows looking out into the city.
He is oblivious to the murmurs and ramblings of the crowd. His hood pulled low and chewing on some reed he studies the skyline and buildings. PD’s eyes widen and his mind races as it became apparent something here was definitely not the same. Almost afraid to look again he peers upward at the sky. It appeared an orange-rust color with dark cloud-like bands. Thrusting himself forward and mustering his will, PD approaches Seryn.

“I guess we should thank you, but would you mind telling me where the hell we are at?” *PD pauses, cocks his head, and steps one step back* “wait a minute”

Before Seryn can respond, PD instinctively reacts, holding his head down low, straightening his spine, and smashing his hands together creating a clapping sound. A strange dust cloud surrounds his hands and his body appears to spin then vibrate. A whirring sound then fills the air and you hear a voice “PD of the Forsaken will return”. His form now fades from Monet to smoke.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:08 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:

River keys in the auto-destruct sequence for her home. It’s set for 7 minutes giving her time to get clear. River6213 smiles to herself, “They will never know what hit” them she thinks.

OMG
the one (autographed, no less) definitive copy of the Bible...
and it is going to blow up any second now!!!

I guess it was inevitable.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:05 PM

REAVERMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by kpo:
Quote:
she saw off Zerosucks, sorry, Xerogravity, who was a true C***

Really? I wondered where he'd got to. Way to go River

I think he just changed his username to PirateNews.

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:34 PM

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
the first Forsaken member she comes across, is Reaverman..... River6213 leaves the scene without firing a shot.

"yo dude.... you dodged a bullet that time... best be watchin your back from now on...."

*the disembodied voice of Dayve seems to be coming from a near by phonebooth.....*

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:07 AM

Sometimes you own the libs. Sometimes, the libs own you.

Quote:
After having secured herself in home #2, River goes back out into the night to hunt the Forsaken, and the first Forsaken member she comes across, is Reaverman. She can see him now. She regards his shape through the cross-hairs of her sniper rife with night vision. Her finger barely caresses the trigger as she considers the target. But then she remembers that book that now is destroyed from her first home. “One must not question the will of God.” River6213 leaves the scene without firing a shot.

Reaverman stops in the street and turns to look up at the exact spot where River had been hiding a moment ago.

Slowly, he begins to chuckle to himself, a laugh that grows louder and deeper and more evil. He morphs into Xerogravity - then into PirateNews - all the while cackling maniacally.

"Nothing shall stop the Forsaken now!"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:37 AM

SISTERBETTYX

Why is River6213 running around killing people?

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:47 AM

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Quote:
Originally posted by SisterBettyX:
Why is River6213 running around killing people?

Why not. I'm glad I only lost a few teeth.

De-lurking to stir stuff up.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:48 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by SisterBettyX:
Why is River6213 running around killing people?

It is just what a River does sometimes...

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:57 AM

Welcome BigDamnNobody

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:32 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Welcome BigDamnNobody

That wasn't a very nice thing to say!

Oh it was their name, never mind me.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:41 AM