THE FORSAKEN - We aim to burn... by chrisisall

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Um, hello? Creature of flame over here! The fire is never truly out!

no, of course not.... i must have dozed off....or blacked out - or had an 'episode'.... or just bumpin the thread....

forgive me oh firey one.... for your's is the flame eternal...and the fire of The Forsaken shall never die...

got a light?

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:37 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*snaps fingers*
Always. Just blow the smoke on the bibles to decrease their stink before we burn 'em.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:38 PM

I'm about to go for a handbasket ride. Can I get one of those fire-retardant asbestos leotards?

I really promise I won't go sliding across the pavement like I did last time I put one on!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:45 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*picks up an asbestos leotard, scorching it badly, and tosses it to sassalicious*
Reaverman wants some whisky or somesuch. See if they can spare any down there for us? Oh, and see if they have any disgustingly rich chocolate cake, too.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:08 PM

REAVERMAN

Make that HORRIFYINGLY, SATANICLY RICH chocolate cake!

P.S. Dont forget the whiskey!!!

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:29 PM

*FMF prances to the fire, dressed in her High "stevie nicks" gear. She begins to dance around the relighted pyre, chanting every lyric to evey Fleetwood Mac song (paying particular attention to the Rumours album and completely avoiding the stupid one with the college band) she danes faster an faster, feet and arms flailing like a River Dancer, suddenly she stops, a deadly silence fills the thread as all the forsaken wait to see what will happen. A great sound begins, getting louder and louder, when suddenly with a florish of her hands and a great popping sound, she reveals - THE HOT TUB!*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 6:37 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Missed TRS, so where do I apply?
I am Forlorn.
I am Unforgiven.
If I could be Forsaken, that would complete the trifecta.
Even brought my own fumarole so we can light see-gars, roast weenies or make s'mores when PhoenixRose is busy.

Thanx!
Helen A. Handbasket

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:15 PM

Thanks!

It makes my ass look huge, but it must do for I am in a hurry!!!!!

To hell I go, hopefully returning with whiskey AND sinfully satanically rich chocolate cake!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:01 PM

DTUCK

*DTuck walks into the firelight, prepared for anything (what with this group being called The Forsaken and everything), except for a hot tub and s'mores...*

So, I hear a blood sacrifice to the head priestess, FMF, is a good start here, eh?

*quickly cuts his hand and offers it to FMF*

Just wish I'd have been here in the beginning of TRS's original thread... haha... ripping into trolls and religious zealots is so much fun.

*sits down at the fire, roasting s'mores, keeping a wary eye out for a certain River, who seems to be leaving a trail of corpses (and gorified, meaty messes) these days...*

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The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

- Oscar Wilde

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:02 PM

Hey, fellow Forsaken ones, I'm hhhooommmeeee.

I go away for a couple of days and oh, damnation... we have new Forsakens here.

Hmmm, TRS roasted weenies, huh.....
and smores still ( no thanks I think I'll save room for the sinfully delicious chocolate cake coming) and we have cappacino. Now, I will take one of those Tristan. You suppose I could get a shot of whiskey in there?

*settles around the fire, watching FMF dance*

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:09 PM

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:19 PM

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:26 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*rises out of the fire*
Sorry I was gone for a bit. Had to see to some... things.
*looks around*
That's more blood than usual. Was River here?

Ooooh, hot tub!
*sinks into the boiling depths, sending an inordinate amount of steam skyward.*
Mmmmmmm...

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:17 AM

*wanders back into the thread*

There was a voice in my head that kept saying "whiskey", so I brought several bottles...also have plenty more coffee, a couple of packages of "The Right Stuff" hotdogs, and s'more's fixin's.

*puts the stuff down near the fire...but not too close*

Wow, more Forsaken have joined us! Welcome, all!
Hey, a hottub!

*jumps into the steamy hottub*

Oh, yeah...brimstone steam!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:35 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

* wanders back to the Forsaken after a long night of tailing River, being dead and being a giant tuna*

Man, being corpsified is tiring! Can I get a rum to go with my *ever present* Coke and some chocolate? Mornin' FollowMal and Tristan! Hey FollowMal, you narrowly escaped being "Riverized", any idea how to reign her in?

Sorry PhoenixRose, didn't see ya in the tub! Hey, Where'd Dtuck go?

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:37 AM

*FMF stops dancing as Floralbunny approaches* Of course you can join us Floral, we held a spot for you

Dtuck, I accept your blood token welcome to THE FORSAKEN! Beware of River6213, but Do not let your heart be troubled. Go now and rest for you are weary with sorrow and much toil. Tonight you will sleep in peace. Sorry, slipped into another realm there for a second. Have no fear of River6213, for THE FORSAKEN can not be killed!

*With a stomp of her foot and a wiggle of her waggle, FMF again dances around her pyre*

Tristan, ya got any water, I'm gettin parched!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetserendipity:
* wanders back to the Forsaken after a long night of tailing River, being dead and being a giant tuna*

Man, being corpsified is tiring! Can I get a rum to go with my *ever present* Coke and some chocolate? Mornin' FollowMal and Tristan! Hey FollowMal, you narrowly escaped being "Riverized", any idea how to reign her in?

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

Mornin'. Naw, never have figured out how to rein in River.. conjure the best thing to do is let her run her course, she knows despite her rampages she's safe here, so I 'spose we're to do what most families do... wait it out and give lots of niceness where we can.

Sorry about your corpsified night...does give you some insight into further Forsaken areas...mind now the tuna part... not so much. *shakes head over the tuna part*

*pours some rum into a glass with ice for sweetserendipity to add her coke to*

The ice is meltin' fast and good mornin'!

Tristan, good mornin', those cappucinos are mighty fine. * raises cup in salute*

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:51 AM

.....yeah, sorry, i really thought that SafeWord deal would work...guess we're dealing with River 2.0 - the new "improved version"..... it's a puzzlin mystery alright...

oh well... gee that hot tub looks inviting..... even with, what...15, 20 Forsaken in there... still looks room for a few more...

"CANNONBALL"

*splash*

....doG is my Copilot....

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:52 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Thanks FollowMal, I sorely needed that. I think I may have a solution. My hellhound produces a prodigious amount of...sulfur. Maybe we could, aw nevermind, the rum'n'coke just kicked in!

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:52 AM

*FMF stops dancing long enough to look sheepishly at FollowMal

and say*

Sorry about all the extra work I caused by my lurker thread. I just got all excitable

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
*FMF stops dancing long enough to look sheepishly at FollowMal and say*

Sorry about all the extra work I caused by my lurker thread. I just got all excitable

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Awww, FMF, excitable is good!

Lurkers comin' out is a fine thing, and I will catch up with their 'coats and others today.

The ship is a shinier place cuz of you....no worries.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:19 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Mmmmmmm, hotdogs.
*roasts meat close to her palm*
Zealot flesh only tastes good when it's burned.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FollowMal:
[B
The ship is a shinier place cuz of you....no worries.
"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:00 AM

BANG!!!!

*Triumphantly calls out to all the Forsaken, gathered around the fire or in the hot tub . . .oooh, hot tub*

"I have returned from the blessed realm bearing gifts from the Dark Lord himself. Today we have sinfully satanically rich chocolate cake, multiple kinds of IRISH WHISKEY (I personally prefer the Bushmills 12 year or Paddy's, but your choice), and a book to help plan our night of mayhem on 6/6/06."

However, having never gotten the hang of landing the handbasket, Sass crashes into the ground hard and tumbles out of the handbasket. After said tumbling, she manages to slide to a stop about 20 feet away from the handbasket. Surveying the damage, she realizes both knees, the right hip, right arm, and right shoulder are all cut/scraped up in a manner eerily similar to last Halloween's ballerina accident. She wonders aloud "Maybe I shouldn't have done that many shots with his darkness and where can I find some cleaner and/or bandages?"

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:42 AM

SISTERBETTYX

What's going on up in here?

“I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.”

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:50 AM

Oh nothin sister

FORSAKEN stuff. Blaspheme, TRS eating, River avoiding, hot tubbing and drinking.

I am doin a little dance.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:20 AM

*applies the cortical electrodes to Sass...ok, he just patches her up*

That should do ya.

*helps her collect all the shiny stuff and heads back towards the fire*

Bushmill's!

Thank you! (Hope that wasn't too forward)

*offers FollowMal a frosty mug of water*

Might want to drink that fast...cold things don't last long around us

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:29 AM

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Originally posted by Tristan:

*offers FollowMal a frosty mug of water*

Might want to drink that fast...cold things don't last long around us

Thank you, Tristan.

Sass, didn't I see you bring cake from His Darkness? And how is he?

Nothing better than evil cake!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:13 AM

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Originally posted by SisterBettyX:
What's going on up in here?

just trying to get down with our bad selves Sister....

*did somebody fix that damn boombox yet...*

i need to hear some Jimi.....

'LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE...."
look out, here i come.....

*....slides over to make room in the hot tub....*

....doG is my Copilot....

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
*applies the cortical electrodes to Sass...ok, he just patches her up*

That should do ya.

*helps her collect all the shiny stuff and heads back towards the fire*

Bushmill's! Thank you! (Hope that wasn't too forward)

Holding until you get back, Captain.

No no, not too forward. Bushmills is good stuff. I actually toured that (and the Jameson's) distillery when I was over there in January. So so fun. And both times I was a volunteer for the multiple whiskey, whisky, and bourbon tasting. Heehee.

So enjoy!

Quote:

Sass, didn't I see you bring cake from His Darkness? And how is he?

Yes I brought cake. Thou shalt indulge thineself. As for His Darkness, he's a mite depressed. Turns out he still loves Saddam and as a result of all this trial nonsense, Saddam can't visit. His Darkness feels Saddam needs to learn that reckless slaughter and oppression isn't necessarily a good thing, but at the same time he just wants to hold his lover. Makes him kind of confused and torn up inside.

Now I must attend to other things.

*strips off bloodied leotard and goes off in search of clean clothing*

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:25 AM

DEEPGIRL187

Quote:
Originally posted by sweetserendipity:
* wanders back to the Forsaken after a long night of tailing River, being dead and being a giant tuna*

Man, being corpsified is tiring! Can I get a rum to go with my *ever present* Coke and some chocolate? Mornin' FollowMal and Tristan! Hey FollowMal, you narrowly escaped being "Riverized", any idea how to reign her in?

The Forsaken: We take pride in being corpsified!

Dude, we should make that into a T-shirt.

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:38 AM

I am glad that was not too forward, Sass...
I envy you having toured the distilleries. When I was in Dublin, I went through the Guinness brewery...that was fun! (I think...the whole trip was kinda fuzzy

)

Cake!

*enjoys a slab of sinful cake*

Sorry to hear about the dark one...anything we can do to cheer him up?

*munches on cake, and washes it down with Irish coffee*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:44 AM

Mmmmm, Guinness. I liked that tour as well.

*whips out a can of Guinness*

I'm not sure what to do to make the Dark Lord feel better. Anyone else have ideas?

Now seriously, where did I leave my clothes? PhoenixRose, do you remember? You, afterall, gave me the leotard last night.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sassalicious:
I'm not sure what to do to make the Dark Lord feel better. Anyone else have ideas?

well, according to Tray Parker & Matt Stone... the DL has a thing for Saddam Hussein.... maybe we could get them back together...

they make such a cute couple...

....doG is my Copilot....

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:46 AM

COPILOT

Saddam has a bit of a issue being in prison and all. Love through a sheet of bullet proof glass is not exactly fulfilling.

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:56 AM

hey Copilot... shiny to see ya

Dark Lord: I don't know how to quit you....

Saddam: get over here you little buttmonkey....

....doG is my Copilot....

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:14 AM

DTUCK

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
...River erupts out of the night, covers Dtuck’s mouth with her gloved hand, and yanks him into the surrounding bushes. She doesn’t have much time so she simply snaps his neck and moves on. No one noticed that he was missing...

*A single thought goes through DTuck's head as he is quickly dragged into the bushes... 'Aww, weak... I'm like a minor villain in a B-movie or something...' and with that, River snaps his neck and moves on. However, had she not shrugged off the threat of this newcomer so lightly... and stuck around for a moment more... she would have heard the sound of his neck unsnapping itself, and seen his dirty, tattered form, crawling back towards the fire, moaning "Braaaiinnss..... errr... s'moooores... rather, if you got 'em" ...for the power of the Forsaken ran through his veins now... forever excluding him from death... the sweet surrender that all mere mortals would know.

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The best way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

- Oscar Wilde

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:25 AM

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Originally posted by deepgirl187:

The Forsaken: We take pride in being corpsified!

Dude, we should make that into a T-shirt.

B]

I am still trying to figure out how to get "I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper" as a t-shirt!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:29 AM

Oh, hey, there you are DTuck! S'more's? Whiskey?

Help yourself!

*resettles himself in the hottub with a fresh Irish coffee*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:11 AM

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:46 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
River

I've staked the Forsaken's life on the theory you're a person...

actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:53 PM

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:41 PM

REAVERMAN

Hey, River. Glad your feelin' better (though the killing rampage was pretty amusing)! C'mon down and enjoy the s'mores, TRS weenies, Satanicly rich chocolate cake, whiskey (yum! Just dont drink too much. We wouldn't want this to be you:

), and hot-tub!

Ahh, the smell of burning bibles... *sniffs air happily*. It's quite soothing actually...

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:20 PM

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:42 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Shiny, FMF! Thank you so much.

I'm rather in need of a hot soak just about now. All the oid-gathering can get tiring.

I've brought Devil's Food cake for all.

And there's my fumarole over there in the corner on its custom-made cart.

And here is my piece of Aztec gold and the knife for the blooding.....

*slices*

Where do I offer up this mess?

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Oh, and 6/6/06 is the opening of a new Omen flick. Are the Forsaken planning viewing events?

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:23 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Sassalicious:

Now seriously, where did I leave my clothes? PhoenixRose, do you remember? You, afterall, gave me the leotard last night.

Hmmmmm? Sorry, cake binging here.
You really need clothes?
*scratches her head*
Lesse, you changed over there...
Oh yeah, I tried to move your clothes onto a rock so they wuldn't get too dirty, y'know, except I forgot they weren't fireproof and, um...
I burned up your clothes. Sorry.
But we're heathens! What's wrong with dancing naked around the bonfire?
*dances naked around the bonfire*

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:37 PM

SHADOWFLY

I thought you all would be wanting a slice of my homemade, cherry cheese cake. Mighty nice fire you have going on in the pit. Is this party only for the Forsaken, or can anyone join in on the festivities?

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:42 PM