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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
CONTESTANT 9 – SoulOfSerenity

Soul ambles onto the stage, struggling very hard to walk in the mermaid flippers. He is wearing a flowing blond wig, a pair of coconuts on his chest, and has a sparkling blue mermaid tail. Finally arriving at the microphone, he speaks.

“I would flash my boobs, but I really don’t think I can compare. So instead, I have to try something else. I have a friend of mine who specializes in gifts from alternate dimensions. Every now and then he pops into a little machine he built and checks out other dimensions, bringing back little things that don’t exist here. Well, about a month ago, he stumbled across a dimension where people are very big fans of Joss Whedon, and he brought me back a little something…”

Soul holds up what looks to be a rather thick DVD box set. All across the room gasps are heard as the title is read: “Firefly: The Complete First Four Seasons.”

“If I win, I play it. If not…”

He lets the thought hang in the air and walks off the stage. For good measure, though, he pauses and shakes his rear.

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Originally posted by NEEDY:

OOC: Whatever happened to contestant number 8? Did a time portal swallow them up?

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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:

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Originally posted by NEEDY:

OOC: Whatever happened to contestant number 8? Did a time portal swallow them up?

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OOC: Uh...uh...crap...

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/

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Orginally posted by TheRealMe and ThatWeirdGirl from Nov 29 to Dec 1, 2004:

Hey, ThatWeirdGirl, look!

* The Real Me rips off the covering on the package he was carrying and displays a 7-pack of soda with an odd label that seems to be inscribed with Nordic runes. *

I found an alternate reality where they actually bottle Pepsimilk! THAT wasn’t easy!

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you! I'm going to need the coordinates for that alternate reality.

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Oh, I can take you there sometime. It's right next to the alternate reality where they never cancelled Firefly.

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TWG:
I'll get working on the translation for this stuff.

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Well, the BIG runes just say, "Pepsimilk"...

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TWG:
*pops top of fourth can of pepsimilk, takes swig.*

yep. that's the stuff. way to go.

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...and the smaller runes... well, they're some kind of warning label.

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Originally posted by WashsYoungerSexierBrother:
ooc-- I resent the accusation that just because i am a teenage male that all my thoughts are about.....no i cant pull that one off.

Wisp returned to his room just as the womaniser pill wore off. His dress ripped apart at the seams exposing him in all his manly glory.

He quickly dressed into loose jeans and a white t-shirt complete with his boots and set off to watch the rest of the show.

On the way he saw SR and Seryn bumping uglies, Jade hand and Mai heavy petting and he was pretty sure the yetis were amking an XXX film.

"Is this ship on viagra..." He said as Bobbie Sue walked up to him.

"If your breasts lose me this competition!!!!"

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ooc - A little more of what Mai?)

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Oh, glamourous, yes. But ever so sadly, my ABSO earning offspring has borrowed my transportation and therefore I can't go back to become contestant number 8.

*is glad he doesn't have to shave his legs again*

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*finally returns handing JH his drink and plops down on the chair* Geez sorry about that. There was a mob at the bar.
So besides your own lovely ensemble who would you vote for if you could?

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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Can't you just wait until PR comes back, and THEN go back in time and participate, ala Bill & Ted's Excellent adventure?

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
...that would break several laws of time and space and also Delaware. They're very anti-temporal anomalies in Delaware.

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Originally posted by seryn:

Seryn makes her way towards the park, then she stops. Leaning against a door frame, half hidden in the shadows, is a tall familiar figure. She crosses over, kisses him, and smiles. "you're awake."
"you're in the wrong place."
"Oh? Where exactly should I be?"
"Follow me and i'll show you"
She rolls her eyes comically "if I must"
"Oh you must."

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Originally posted by seryn:
IN SR'S APARTMENT:

Seryn wriggles a little, making herself comfortable, when SR's words penetrate her hazy thoughts.

what? wait! What did you just say? Oh go se!

Outwardly calm, she stretches a bit and starts to play with strand of his hair. On the inside, adrenaline floods her system and somewhere, her inner whatever throws one stinker of a tantrum.
In amongst the chaos, she fails to recognise the compulsion to speak before its almost too late. Opening her mouth to speak, the sudden realisation of what she's about to do stops her dead. The words stick in her mouth, and she covers it with an awkward smile.

"oh behave!" she lightly shoves at one shoulder, forcing herself to laugh. "you had me worried for a moment there!" She turns over, catching his hand and wrapping his arms around her waist. Then makes her self still and pretends to fall asleep.

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