THE FORSAKEN - And Burn We Shall by citizen

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
Shut the hell up whore! What kind of sig is that? looks like a god damned gay pride parade.

Hey...Who IS this? The real Xerogravity had a lot more acid in his voice, and knew how to be a REAL jerk (especially where Galactica was concerned), this is a cheap knock-off.

Analytical Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:42 AM

SASSALICIOUS

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
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Originally posted by Sassalicious:
You created another username, just for the purpose of insulting people in various threads.

Interesting. Do we know what the old username was?

I thought it was the present one, without the advanced. But chrisisall thinks it's someone else entirely, trying to be a knockoff. I think it's funny that after my longish post, he wrote "you're retarded. and something else really stupid like that. And then sometime in the night, he edited it to try and make it more vile. But he got my gender all wrong in his "insult", which any half-wit could figure out if they read my profile.

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Sunday, May 28, 2006 5:18 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oh, Citizen, you crack me up so much! Thank you.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:31 AM

SPACEANJL

Sidles in, looks about, vaguely confused.

Who or what are the Forsaken? Should I back out of this thread with an ingratiating smile? I was intrigued by the whole fire thing. And I love your pic.

SpaceAnJL

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:40 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Why thank you!
From what I've seen, it all started when someone called TheRightStuff (right?) started a thread called "Finally God is with this Country" and babbled something about having a righteous president blah blah blah. But then he went on to name the members of the site who were "Forsaken" and needed to change their ways.
So this thread was started by those listed, basically to thumb their noses at him. First one was called THE FORSAKEN - We aim to burn, but it got pretty long, so now we have this one. And burn we shall.
So we virtually dance (often naked) around a virtual bonfire made from bibles, eat virtual s'mores and hotdogs (made from the flesh of our enemies) drink virtual coffee, tea, and various booze, and take virtual trips in a handbasket to visit our friend the Dark Lord. Myself having my phoenix fixation I am already made of flame so I help keep the fire burning and cook things over my palm. I also make the hottub steam. Did I mention we have one of those, too?
It's fun!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:47 AM

SERYN

(sorry can't help it )

*provides standing ovation*

Citizen you have outdone yourself.

You're right though chrisisall, the origional Zero put a lot more effort into his inane rantings. Plus he knew a lot more words, this one seems stuck on one word.

I think we should strip him of his troll status until he proves that he can do better.

I want to go to limbo! a quick comparison of life and limbo...

living - crappy overcrowded room in a crappy house in a crappy overcrowded town.
limbo - a castle surrounded by sunlit meadows
living - surrounded by the dregs of society, chavs, junkies and mersey mums. And that doesn't include the dealers, the criminals and their children.
limbo - the greatest thinkers ever to have lived, any pagan, all the 'good' secular people.
Living - in fear of my life, my health and my sanity.
Limbo - a little bit sad.

Ok, where do I sign up? please, someone tell me. I'm not kidding about this!

Ok, maybe I am. but its definetly on my list of retirement options.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:55 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
chrisisall, the origional Zero put a lot more effort into his inane rantings.

The original Zero?
Are you confusing me with 'Hero' or Xerogravity or something?

I am none of the above, I assure you.

Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:02 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Calm, Chris. Notice she said "You're right" beforehand, and in "Yes, you're right, the original Xero put a lot more effort into his inane rantings." Dong ma?

None of us think you are the alter-ego of a troll. You are too pretty. You are just too pretty for God to let you be a troll.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:07 AM

SPACEANJL

Oh, my kinda people.

Nothing better than dancing round a bonfire and drinking something high proof. Even better if it's on a beach.

Someone once wrote me a ten page letter on how exactly I was going to burn in hell, for my pagan beliefs and behaviour. But I figure all the fun people are gonna be there, so...

SpaceAnJL

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:10 AM

SERYN

No, (and btw, thank you for pointing out my atrocious spelling/typing) I mean the original Xerogravity (seeing as this one is Xerogravityadvanced) I don't know why I called him Zero.

And I suppose I should have typed it Chrisisall - you're right, the original... I said your name 'cause I was replying to a point you made!

Who's Hero?

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:16 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Well, SpaceAnJL, you sound like exactly my kinda person, then

Not only do you have Pagan beliefs such as I, you suffer from writer's disease (the only cure for which is the torment of writer's block, which I could tell many a long painful tale of)
So pull up a log! Have some s'mores! Read through the exciting adventures of the Forsaken and count yourself among us! We're glad you're here.

P.S. edit: Ten pages, really? I've had a few speeches, but no one ever wrote me a long ass letter like that. Surprised there was that much to say about it. Sheesh *shudders at the thought*

On that note, I'm going to bed. Have to work tonight.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:56 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:

Who's Hero?

Funny, inteligent, but often irksome(sp?) right-winger on the RWED.

Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:14 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Has the troll been banished yet? Cause I brought cake and he can't have any!

Has anyone told 13 he can't join? In another thread he said he hadn't been invited no matter how hard he tried. Is there a reason?

Ok, cake for everyone! What ever kind you like! I'm going for german chocolate.

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:16 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Obviously, I spoke too soon.

Deb
Serendipityagain.com

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:42 PM

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:

Shut the hell up whore! I say what goes. Your only jobs in this here 'verse is to understand that your place, which is on your knees kneeling before my manparts. Don't you ever forget that. Now get to work on what u do best.

and whatever you do PLEASE do not comment on how cruelly deformed my manparts are

My analysis of key word usage against colloqual syntax along with ancilary gender reference indicates a female poster here; you have no 'manparts'.
Logically, if gender is falsified, other elements of this poster's statements may be untrue, which may include, but not limited to, hatred of 'whores' (multiple references).

Our dander cannot be raised, Miss, please vacate under this alias.

Vulcan-like Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:49 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Our dander cannot be raised,

i'll see your dander, and raise you an eyebrow....

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:53 PM

REAVERMAN

Well, I've never gone completely overboard on anyone before, but I think XeroGA could use a virtual shouting match (as reason and ridicule haven't seemed to work yet). Okay, here it goes:

XeroGAdvanced, You are a buttf*cking, c*ck sucking son of a whore. I bet your the kind of guy who'd f*ck a man in the ass, and not even have the decency to give him a reach-around. You are a worthless piece of fermented donkey sh*t! You are a taint, and not just in the sense of a stain, but a taint: anatomically, the flap of skin between the anus and the testicles! Suck on that, d*ckhead!

P.S. Insult Phoenixrose again and I will personally come over there, gouge your eyes out, and SKULLF*CK YOU!!!

You're welcome on my boat. God (and XeroGA) ain't.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:56 PM

REAVERMAN

Phew, glad thats out of my system. I wonder how he'll come back? (just for the record, that there was sarcasm, as I think we all know what he'll come back with)

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:59 PM

REAVERMAN

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot with all the commotion that I've been officially banished to the fifth level of Hell, the domain of the wrathfull and gloomy. That sounds about right I guess (I was kinda hoping to make it to the "City of Dis", though...)

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:07 PM

10th leveler here... it seems that the very worst of the worst place in hell is actually Texas in mid July.... and i've lived to tell about it....

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:09 PM

EMMARIGBY

I'm back!

I kind of lost this thread for a while. I was still loitering around the burnt out ashes of the previous thread wondering why it had got so quiet!

I see we have our very own after dinner entertainment! This is only the third Troll I've come across (I'm still a noobie really!) and I just find them soo funny! I can see that you might get tired of them after a while but for me the shininess hasn't worn off and I just want to play with him for a bit!

Of course having such an intellectual lightweight wander into such a gathering as ours does seem a bit like George Dubblya mooning a Nobel prize meeting. I can quite see you some of you dignified and mature people don't want to soil youself with dealing with him. I don't have a problem with it though! Let me have him for a while. I promise not to leave too many permanent marks!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:14 PM

EMMARIGBY

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Originally posted by Dayve:
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Our dander cannot be raised,

i'll see your dander, and raise you an eyebrow....

Haaaah Hahahaha!

I love it!

Poker for body parts, huh? Could get interesting. I have some spare breasts (especially if I wear too small a bra!) can I bid those?

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:20 PM

feel free to put them on the table Emma

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:28 PM

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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
like George Dubblya mooning a Nobel prize meeting

there's a mental image for ya...lol
but it would never happen... he wouldn't be allowed past the front door...

btw.... nice to have you back... i just got here myself and i see we a new troll to play with...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:28 PM

EMMARIGBY

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Originally posted by Dayve:
feel free to put them on the table Emma

I dunnoe, that table looks a bit ricketty to me! Don't want to break anything here. Sides, what's everyone else antiing up? I want a crack at Xero..'s deformed man-parts! (I've gone to the scary place, haven't I?)

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:35 PM

here trollie, trollie.. sit, good boy.. roll over.. play dead -

who's a good troll? who's a good troll?

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:41 PM

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
Some geezer is adding words into my posts. That deformed line was not what I put in there

just readin between the lines dude... everyone knows trolls are gross amalgams of various, often hideous life forms... for all i know, you have the appendage of a goat....

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:42 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
Keep talking biotch and I'll beat you down like Rocky did to that gay russian dude in Rocky4

Hmmmm....

Almost exactly what TRS said in this thread....

I'll beat you like the russian in Rocky4!!!!
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=18&t=20687

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:43 PM

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
New York style ass kicking.

what'cha gonna do... slap me with a designer head scarf...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:50 PM

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
you delusional idiots can't fend for yourselves

dude, it's an online forum.. not the parking lot of Jack-In-The-Box....

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:58 PM

CITIZEN

XGA:
Yo momma didn't think I was such a sissy...

But your dadda had a few choice words to say about you...

Know what I'm saying sweety

Plus Chris or River, it's one of you...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:00 PM

don't you have a bridge to lurk under or something?

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:02 PM

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Originally posted by XeroGravityAdvanced:
Where I come from

note to self: cancel tickets to where zerogravityknuckleheadasshole comes from...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:03 PM

I actually was joking in reference to 'no matter how hard I try.' It's just people think I'm this weird hero-type person.

False image? I think not.

I'll be an intern.

What can I do?

-13

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:05 PM

SIMONWHO

"Oh, jeez. I came on too strong again. I'm so desperately lonely."

It's funny because it's true about both Moe and XGA.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:06 PM

SIGMANUNKI

*dances around the fire listening to Korn's "Shoots And Ladders"*

Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridges falling down, my fair lady

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
. . . this old man came,
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

*Tired, I sit down and pour myself some of 19 year old Benromach Portwood Single Speyside Malt Scotch Whisky*

Ah, that's nice.

If you guys are done playing, I got some extra

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:12 PM

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Originally posted by citizen:

Plus Chris or River, it's one of you...

Whoa, waitaminnet, if I was gonna do an alias, it would be like a Hero or a Piratenews, not a simple "You whore!" type. And River is too refined a lady to indulge in such shenannigans, but when she does goes off, we duck!
XGA just makes me sleepy.

No Garner here Chrisisall

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:15 PM

CITIZEN

Yeah, you sure did reply quick Buddha-boy...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:15 PM

SISTERBETTYX

Some intermission music while we wait for the trolls to return.

ABBA
Another Town, Another Train

Day is dawning and I must go
You're asleep but still I'm sure you'll know
Why it had to end this way
You and I had a groovy time
But I told you somewhere down the line
You would have to find me gone
I just have to move along

Just another town, another train
Waiting in the morning rain
Look in my restless soul, a little patience
Just another town, another train
Nothing lost and nothing gained
Guess I will spend my life in railway stations
Guess I will spend my life in railway stations

When you wake I know you'll cry
And the words I wrote to say goodbye
They won't comfort you at all
But in time you will understand
That the dreams we dreamed were made of sand
For a no-good bum like me
To live is to be free

Just another town, another train
Waiting in the morning rain
Look in my restless soul, a little patience
Just another town, another train
Nothing lost and nothing gained
Guess I will spend my life in railway stations
Guess I will spend my life in railway stations

“I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.”

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:17 PM

I've never been refused. Didn't ask actually. The 'no matter how hard I tried' was taking a shot at myself trying to look dark and brooding and badass.

I think I'll be an intern, or a pledge, unless anybody objects?

Can I get anyone some cake?

-13

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:20 PM

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Originally posted by citizen:
Yeah, you sure did reply quick Buddha-boy...

I'm being FRAMED, I tell ya!
I want a lawyer!
Hero, HELP!

Oh wait, I replied quick again.
Could I be you?

Twilight Zone Chrisisall

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