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You Mattie have been sundaed.

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discovers jacuzzi on a forgotten floor.*

Oooh, mai! You thinking what I'm thinking?

*they jump in*.

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*superscaryevillaugh*

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You Mattie have been sundaed.

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Yumm!! Sundaes! *Mattie licks her lips and hands and then chucks the lemon creme pie she has at dave--all in good fun, of course*

I know you were expecting that, what with this self-proclaimed evil crowd running around, but what's a girl to do but to retaliate?

Wacky fun!

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You Mattie have been sundaed.

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Yumm!! Sundaes! *Mattie licks her lips and hands and then chucks the lemon creme pie she has at dave--all in good fun, of course*

I know you were expecting that, what with this self-proclaimed evil crowd running around, but what's a girl to do but to retaliate?

Wacky fun!

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Please
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Lateness
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I
Was
Shanghaied
Into
Coastering

It'll
Probably
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Though

So
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Note the bb software will almost certainly munge up the formating so hit "Reply With Quote" to see the proper spacing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Originally posted by Mattie:
Haha! S'okay, Dave. Coastering? Humm... Ahh, well. Here goes--
*Mattie throws the pie in the direction of the shanghaied Dave*
I gotta take the chance while you're still around!

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Originally posted by seryn:
I COMPLETED THE CARNIVAL PARADE COSTUMES!

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*Do to his recreationally reconfigured inner ear dave is able to Matrix his body out of the way of the pie that then manages to hit not only CMS and Seryn but after splashback everybody else on the twentieth floor. (With an extra helping of pie filling for all of the nice participants.)*

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And now I unveil my most secret of secret weapons the hot cheese machine. *Fondue begins over flowing from the rim of a truly wicked looking chaffing pot*

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Originally posted by Mattie:
This, dear Dave, means WAR!!
(Of course, I mean a massive food fight in which you end up covered in food and I remain safely covered in sundae topping.)

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*Mattie pulls out HER most secret of weapons--the EASY button!!! She presses it and Dave's hot cheese machine appears in her hands!!*

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But of course. You can't change the rules of the game in mid stream unless you are evil. And you can't be evil since I am. Muwahaha.

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Surely you didn't think I would be so foolish as to ignore the perfect defense against molten swiss and cheddar do you? Behold the stainless steal fondue forks of doom!! (Plus an endless supply of day old bread.)

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Dayve

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Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!

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ok, sorry dave, 'some reason, thought it was that way. Probably the y in Shayne.

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Your puny forks and bread crums are NO match for my (borrowed) cheese!!!

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You have a lot to learn about bread and cheese young one. If you are lucky your education won't prove to be too painfull for you.

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But where are our manners; we just can't serve the main course before the salad. *head upon head of romaine falls from the sky accompanied by radishes, sliced bell pepper (green, red, and yellow), water cress, olives (black and green), and croutons (previously reserved from the endless supply of day old bread and bake/fried in olive oil and a secret blend of spices heavy on the rosemary) followed by a thorough drenching of creamy italian dressing.

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*Mattie pulls out her spaghetti and meatball shooter and turns the sauce switch to "extra thick"* I cooked these noodles just right, so it should stick to that nice leather overcoat reeeal well.

*Mattie, still holding the fondue, chucks it up in the air, aims and fires her spaghetti shooter at Dave while he watches the molten cheese waaay up in the air.... DIRECT HIT!!*

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