Twenty-Fourth Floor: Nice hidey theatre of evil by Jadehand

Quote:
Originally posted by DAVESHAYNE:
It'd be cooler if all of the old threads were reborn from the ashes by PhoenixRose.

No it wouldn't. That'd only make me more irritated.

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
ok. (say Helens sober side) whats going on, why the dramatic hints and gran mystery exits and everything! idemand to be told, plain and simple, with out histrionics or the slightest wiff of melodrama, three things.

1. Is jadehand leaving FFF.net
2. If yes, WHY is Jadehand leaving fff.net.
3. What on earth is LMD on about.

ok, four.

4. If no to question 1. Why is Jadehand leaving irritatingly enigmatic posts on the HT and Tree threads, and why isn't he here now.

I demand to know the anwers! Because i'm female, alarmed, and not obliged to pretend i'm all sweet.

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

Hey you.

for being so concerned.
I Appreciate everyone's worry, I do. AND I appologize greatly for freaking out my dearest friends.
To answer your questions directly (though I love Serenity's answers)
1. No, I'm not. I'd miss you all horribly(well ok not all of you)

2. I thought about it, ...Because I'm a dummy.
3. LMD was on about something he was close to understanding, but it's not as bad as he thought.
4. I over reacted...as Serenity pointed out... "It's what I do, Darlin'. It's what I do."

So bring on the rum, and the undead monkeys. I feel like the walking dead my own self. However, I bounce back almost as quickly as I go down.

Mattie... nothing could shake my faith and devotion to the 'Verse, unless Lucus started writing it. Then I'd be in prison for saving you all.

No erasure neccessary, hoist your shots of rum and let's get back to completely drunk.

Big hugs for CMS, LMD, Seryn, Mattie, Mai, and Citizen if he'd show up more often. I miss that tin foil hat wearing bloke.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:01 PM

*knocks back a shot of rum

undead monkeys, eh? i'll walk dead with you for a while, if you care to.

also, glad it's not as bad as I thought...but my mind does tend to shoot to worst case scenarios ;)

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:51 PM

Love the company, Brother.
Everything is going to be okay, just a hiccup. First one, caused a panic.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:23 PM

DRACONUS

It's a little late, I know, but I have the answer to that spoiler question. There's a special scene at the end of the first Pirates, after the credits. Hope that helps.

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May you have enough.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
Quote:
Originally posted by DAVESHAYNE:
It'd be cooler if all of the old threads were reborn from the ashes by PhoenixRose.

No it wouldn't. That'd only make me more irritated.

Best not do it then.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:44 PM

there was a scene at the end of the credits for the second one too, but I missed the sound cause the radio had already been put away,...Drive-in.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:48 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*rolls over again and stands up*
Ok, it seems Mr. Jadehand has some sort of problem with me.
I barely know you sir. Please tell me what I could have possibly done to irritate or otherwise offend you?

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:22 PM

SERYN

*First hand shoots up, proffering rum bottle.*

*second give draconus the thumbs up.*

cheers, i'll watch that.

Rose i'm sure its not you. Like I said, he's just being a bit daft.

Jadehand, reassure Rose that your dramatics have nothing to do with her.

And i'm sure getting her a cocktail would help enormously.

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:42 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Yes, I'm sure you're right and it was complete coincidence that this was posted very shortly after I poked my head in and started playing Calvinball.

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Well, I'm more than a little displeased with recent company. Some people just shouldn't be here.

I tried to let it slide, thinking I couldn't be the only recent new company. Low and behold I was! I still thought I'd let it slide, but as he has continued to be a little snarky, at this point I'd like an explanation.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:58 PM

Seryn, I assure you that recent events had nothing to do with Rose.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:14 PM

SERYN

ah, i didn't see that bit.

ok, in one sense, that makes me feel bette, i.e, his leg didn't explode and fall off. in the other sense, yes, it is highly incendiary given context. I'm not surprised you were worried Rose.

JH, don't talk to me, talk to Rose!

ok, in the meantime.

*wakes up other half of body, climbs up the floor till she get to a wall*

*climbs up the wall till she's upright*

*dons a simple black venetian mask with nice comfy fabric lining*

Ok, Calvinball!

*stumble's off to find the ball*

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:38 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*ties on her mask and looks for bats, sticks, and wickets*

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:49 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*starts setting up wickets rather haphazardly, humming a favorite tune softly to herself*

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:06 AM

Oh, you didn't miss much JH, I'll tell it to you.

Thar be spoilers here:

Select to view spoiler:

It was the dog from earlier sitting on the chief's throne in the cannibal tribe with a large bone in his mouth. That's all.

Though my theater messed up the end, it was spliced wrong so the bottom was at the top and the top at the bottom and so I kind of saw it in halves.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:10 AM

Also, let me just say, so that it's been said, that the Hidey Hole threads are a place where everyone is welcome. We don't all have to like each other or get along, but there will be no fighting in the threads and there will be no excluding people. We're better than that.

Does everyone hear me? NO FIGHTING IN THE THREADS!

If negative things need to be said, we will PM each other or say them off thread. Is that clear?

*gives everyone her uberscary-stops-tantrums-in-their-tracks-patented Nanny Glare.*

Thank you.

As you were.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:52 AM

Taken from the D*C thread, cuz peeps there seem to be talking actual planning stuff.

Quote:
I can't even get my girl to come...she's absolutely terrified of planes.

Note how I didn't chop out any portion of that sentence and post an egregiously obvious sarcastic reply? I think I've grown.

There are no solutions, only problems!

Er, no... um.

The solution is the problem.... Wait a sec, maybe not. Clearly, today, cliché challenged.

The medium gives the massage?

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Fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*starts setting up wickets rather haphazardly, humming a favorite tune softly to herself*

I'll plant the flags and get the shin guards ready.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Taken from the D*C thread, cuz peeps there seem to be talking actual planning stuff.

Quote:
I can't even get my girl to come...she's absolutely terrified of planes.

Note how I didn't chop out any portion of that sentence and post an egregiously obvious sarcastic reply? I think I've grown.

There are no solutions, only problems!

Er, no... um.

The solution is the problem.... Wait a sec, maybe not. Clearly, today, cliché challenged.

The medium gives the massage?

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Fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.

eh?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:33 AM

MATTIE

Jade, you are more than welcome. I hope that things are okay from now on! And if Lucas were to start writing the verse, you and I would both go to jail for saving everyone else. Plech! I need rum to scrub THAT thought from my mind!!
CMS, I don't like you glaring at me! I promise not to fight, okay! (unless it's with Dave and it's a food fight, then I'll fight)

Wacky fun!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
eh?

i think i got what he meant, for the most part O.O

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:05 AM

Oh no, good fights are more than okay, they're encouraged. Food fights and water balloon fights and jello wrestling. All good stuff.

No more glaring, okay?

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:05 AM

can you maybe translate, LMD?

Serenity,
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:13 AM

if you read what he quoted (which i orginally posted, sadly enough) and read the part of it before the elipses and get your mind in the gutter, i think it will all mostly fall into place for ya

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:35 AM

I'm thinking that the much maligned gutter ever appears to be the more interesting path to follow, given an inability to comprehend life on the extreme edge. See sig, below, and understand what fueled the evolution. As for the middle of the road, that's a heavily tolled ride to stagnation, ain't it?

Surely there are gutters in Calvinbowling.

*Dons Janus mask and heaves a canonball at the vast array of emtpty bottles strewn through the floor. Naturally, misses 'em all, but does destroy the Penalty Box! Set's to welding the remnant pieces into a roller coaster ride. Claims 25 points and a case of scotch for randomness.*

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Fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:43 AM

CMS: I saw the scene, just didn't hear any sound, which there likely wasn't much.

Cozen: Snakes on a Plane!

Mattie: Here have some of the Captain, get that thought scrubbed away.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:06 PM

SERYN

Hear hear! yes, (but i promise not to glare)

ok, i'm sorry, you lost me for a minute. Are we meant to be understanding what the darling Cozen says? I mean seriously?

oh dear.

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:31 PM

Seryn, ya so totally understand!

(So, um, what was it I was trying to say?)

Welcome back, Jade! Hope that hiccup cleared the nasties.

*Bolts together the final track that links the 24 story roller coaster.*

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Fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal,
the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:39 PM

I tend to follow the more interesting path my own self Cozen. I'm not a fan of the extreme edges, nor the stagnation of the middle. More of a cosign wave back and forth across Arkhams' Razors' edge.
Or perhaps building the roller coaster on that edge?

My thoughts on Evolution:

Select to view spoiler:

Great movie, Hi-larious. ca-caw ca-caw!

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:48 PM

I loved it, too...then again, I've always had a thing for Julianne Moore

I'm not so sure I'm even on a path, lol

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:58 PM

MATTIE

*gulp* THANK YOU!!!

Wacky fun!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:08 PM

*climbs out of gutter*.

Nope, tried that LMD, didn't work.

And now I'm a bit grimy.

Ah well, I can accept not knowing everything.

*dons white feathered mask and matching halo, finds a screwdriver and removes 3 screws from rollercoaster while singing "A Tisket, A Tasket." Drills holes into a wooden croquet ball and plugs the holes with the screws. Hits croquet ball with cricket bat, sends it flying into the pool, where it splashes Seryn. Earns enough points to crown herself Empress of All Things Rectangular. Claims the case of scotch as her throne.*

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Behold the green, great dragon!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:17 PM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Claims the case of scotch as her throne.*

*Makes to climb the Throne Of Scotch as if he were to kidnap the CalvinQueen that squats atop it, but, sadly, elects instead to drill a tunnel into the goodies!*

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Having set one's priorities, 'tis it not nobler to persue these, rather than be distracted by the faire?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:00 PM

oh, sapping the queen on her throne? You need help drinking the tunnel?

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Priorities often include the faire...

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:03 PM

All comers welcome!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:14 PM

Well I'm definately .......
Up for some quality drinking.
I just suspect that by the time we finish the tunnel we may have forgotten the purpose... Which is just as fun.

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:28 PM

OH! *she says loftily from atop her throne* We do not care about the scotch. It is not rectangular. We only care about the box!

*She tips the case over onto its side. Several bottles spill out and rattle to the floor. She climbs atop once again.*

We would like a grilled cheese sandwich!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:40 PM

*scrambles to collect the bottles of scotch.

Err...? Umm... Grilled chesse sandwiches aren't rectangular. Perhaps I could intrest you in an Ice Cream Sandwich, Milady?

"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:33 PM

DRACONUS

*helps pick up rolling scotch bottles*
Oh, COZEN, here. Use my special tunnel drilling tap. It'll make sure nothing gets wasted.

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May you have enough.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:17 PM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
We would like a grilled cheese sandwich!

Would we like a specific kind of cheese in our sandwich or will the house specialty - Velveta on Wonder Bread - be tempting? It is served with the finest in cream of tomato soups (Campbells fresh from the can) and your choice of chips.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:18 AM

We would like SWISS cheese. And we would like our sandwich cut into 4 small rectangles!

And we don't eat campbells tomato soup. We eat Pacific red bell peper and tomato soup. It's organic. And we like a little fresh basil on top.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:

Err...? Umm... Grilled chesse sandwiches aren't rectangular. Perhaps I could intrest you in an Ice Cream Sandwich, Milady?

What kind of weird bread do you buy? The bread that we make in our bread machine slices square. And the slices are so big I always cut them in half and then I have TWO rectangles!

And yes, we would like an ice cream sandwich for dessert.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:38 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAI!

Serenity,
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Friday, July 14, 2006 5:24 AM

Well sure if you cut them..

*Delivers Ice Cream Sandwich*

Happy Birthday My Mai.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:06 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
We would like SWISS cheese. And we would like our sandwich cut into 4 small rectangles!

Your grilled swiss cheese sandwich mum. And your soup herbed as requested.

*Dave serves the sandwich and soup as directed even though the cook's feelings might have been a little hurt that her majesty didn't even consider ordering the house specialty*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:09 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAI!

It's Mai's birthday?

Happy birthday, Mai!

What would you like for luncheon?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:31 AM

MAI

Wow. Birthday wishes everywhere. Thanks again everybody! Does this mean we get cake and ice cream in every thread today?

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:32 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:

Your grilled swiss cheese sandwich mum. And your soup herbed as requested.

*Dave serves the sandwich and soup as directed even though the cook's feelings might have been a little hurt that her majesty didn't even consider ordering the house specialty*

Awww, Dave! Thank you very much!

I appreciate it very much, I really do.

And, were we not royalty, we would have been very content with the house specialty.

Oh, speaking of *glances at clock*

My time as Empress is up!

*removes halo. Grabs JadeHand's drink and takes off running.*

Can't catch me!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:35 AM