THE FORSAKEN - Here There Be Dragons by PhoenixRose

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

You and your Madagascar and your lemurs and your freaky flying phoenix lemurs!

Have you seen the movie Madagascar? I love the dancing lemurs; they are my favorite things!
Anyway, heres a lemur baby for ya.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 12:13 AM

EMMARIGBY

Oh my god! It's been got by the Hand of Blue guys!
Everyone, we have to rescue the Lemur!

Don't let them get Mort!

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Hissssssssss!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 12:35 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*Swoops down and scoops up Mort*
I just wanna dunk him in my coffee...
*cuddle cuddle*

And Arcadia, I forgot to say, you should post more! We luvs new Forsaken!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 1:12 AM

I'm not really a forsaken (haven't cut my hand or anything like that) but I post from time to time

my clones are ready for the lemur search and rescue op!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

I just wanna dunk him in my coffee...
*cuddle cuddle*

You're going to EAT him?!?!?!?

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:45 AM

Good morning Forsaken!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:48 AM

Good morning, fellow Forsaken!

Hmm, lemurs, rum, and coffee...I'll be over near the pyre trying to figure that one out...

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:50 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:53 AM

Emma, where, praytell, are you going that has lemurs? Another wild and exciting "field trip"? And pictures...we're going to want pictures...

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Monday, July 17, 2006 4:14 AM

Psst...read the Imponderables thread!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 4:22 AM

Penguin, yep, got that.

The internet has not been functioning all that well at home (if I hear "scheduled maintenance" one more time...), so I have been quick-reading to get caught up. See, if I just read things before I post, I would do much better...and on a thread I spend most of my time on, too! Oy! The humanity!
Thanks again.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 4:54 AM

PAGANPAUL

Suggestion for next thread...

THE FORSAKEN - Here There Be Lemurs

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Monday, July 17, 2006 6:34 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Morning Forsaken...

What’s on the agenda for today?

Shall it be...

Glutinous consumption
Make believe battles
Waves and waves of endless emoticons…
We could bring back TRS smashing or at least make some food out of him (tee hee, emailer)
PARTAY: this may or may not include nekkid pyre dancing (check with your travel agent)

Any good forsakeny stories from the weekend?

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Monday, July 17, 2006 6:36 AM

Hey wait a minute! I see a whole lot of new-to-the-Forsaken and yet I do not see nekkid pyre dancing or the letting of blood as a sacrifice to ME the FORSAKEN GODDESS

*FMF stamps foot and procedes to make the dreaded "foo-foo" face*

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Monday, July 17, 2006 6:38 AM

*giggle giggle*

I can neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of who or howmany teens might have used 96 rolls of TP on the exMrFMF's new bigamistskankywifes house.

Twas not I!

*FMF does a dance of joy nekkid around her pyre*

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Monday, July 17, 2006 6:39 AM

curse the dreaded double post. A POX upon it and a fatwah and other "burn in hell" kind of things!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:06 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Aaah! These are shiny! Tanks Penguin, you make me grin lots!
I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Not calmed down yet!)

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Hissssssssss!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:08 AM

What happened? He see your face?

lets see what I have fun in my magical SAC.

*PD dives in.* clank, ding, ruffle, shake...

PD:(to himself): handbaskets? No, we're already here. fruit? plenty out there. hey, legos... just put this here and.... oh yeah, * back to searching* The Lassiter… peeps will just fight over it. Ahhh Hah! Widje Board… anybody know of anyone down here, besides us, we can contact.

Lemme try…

Board: “We’re sorry… u must dial 666 when dialing this number. Please hang up and try again.

PD: Oh…

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:15 AM

Oooh

can we make crank calls on that thing? Call Hitler and ask him if he has Dr. Pepper in a can?

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:42 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Sure... go for it.

*beep beep beep beep*

Just rying to figure out how to hang this thing up.

PD: (thinking) nekkid dancing is not helping with the whole concentration thing.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:47 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs, I'm going to see lemurs!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Not calmed down yet!)

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Hissssssssss!

If you don't see them, will you Cuscus?

Damn! *turning off cheese switch*

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:55 AM

*FMF dances by PD and drapes her vells all around him* (now where'd the veils come from?)

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Monday, July 17, 2006 7:58 AM

What happened? He see your face?

veils from hell.... muuuhhaa ahah ahah ahah!

Widje wha? Widje who?

PD: (robotic) Must dance now... must dance now...

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Monday, July 17, 2006 8:02 AM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Alright FMF you got your wish.
Start the drum roll boys cause its time to do the
nakkid pyre dancing.

After the dance I will be back w/ the Japanese ladies enjoying sushi alacart(sp?) style. Ah hell if I'm not on picket duty or bantering w/ the Forsaken then I'm a few threads back and from time to time you all might have to pull me away from my lovely dishes. Enjoy and Kirin beer all around.
mata, Ookami yori

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:33 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:39 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:42 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:44 AM

OOKAMIKAWAHARA

Dance dance and more dance

mata, Ookami yori

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:50 AM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:00 AM

What happened? He see your face?

Whiskey swig
Dancer's sweat
Pull her close
off all bets...

party time
feel sublime
crack my beer
pass the lime...

dats right poetic purgatory

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:03 AM

dancing hard
party harder
wish I had a time retarder

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:06 AM

What happened? He see your face?

through sheer will
time stands still
gettin hot
melting steel

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:14 AM

MSG

Hey penguin got you beat...it's 104-105 degree today...though I'd bet NV can top that easily:)

oooh happy new bed dancin ( mattress delivery is fun!)

ok it's a king so pile in everyone

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:17 AM

like a white night on his steed
you have performed a noble deed
I worry though about your plight
I do not think that time is light
If you should pull a muscle
to the ER we will have to hustle

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:18 AM

What happened? He see your face?

I'm swimming through humidity....

pillow fight!!!!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Hey penguin got you beat...it's 104-105 degree today...though I'd bet NV can top that easily:)

It's only 97 here...maybe I should get a sweater! lol

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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:47 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Pokes in head: Hope its safe for demon namesakes and the like.

120 in town. Sign is hung near the road so its kinda like cheating.

Rolled over eight acres of alfalfa Sunday by hand. Didn't find out until this morning that it was 107 in my part of the valley. The eighty degree low is a bit chilly.

"Better dead and cool
Than alive and uncool."

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:12 AM

We're sitting around 94 or so here, but with a heat index of 106 and a humidity of about 110%. Step outside and instant sweat...sucks. I miss living in Phoenix...like NV's 120 degrees. Yes, but it's a dry heat!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:16 AM

*FMF ducks the pillow thrown at her and chucks back a water pillow*

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:26 AM

What happened? He see your face?

*PD turns around... SPLASH...*

Alright you got me... WAIT! Look the Underworld Overlord is back... Dumps cooler on FMFs head... runs like the wind.

T - Humidity:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
If someone could please get that cheese switch for me.

No worries NV, Your my kinda demon...

heat rising
water flyin
cool me off
keep from dying...

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:46 PM

*FMF looks at the puddle at her feet* PUDDLE PUDDLE! *she starts dancing and splashing water on everyone in the thread*

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 17, 2006 3:55 PM

Oh. Water.

Shiny.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:22 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*wakes up and runs screaming from water*
Nooooooo! It will douse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:58 PM

EMMARIGBY

That's alright PR, I have some petrol balloons to throw at you (sorry, I mean gasolene!)
Not so fun for the rest of us though!

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:25 AM

What happened? He see your face?

*The water and fire produce more and more steam. PD wrapped in a white towel and sporting flops, kicks back on a rock ledge and reads the newspaper.*

Hmmm.... 21 down... 6th level of Hell
... 6th level of Hell
*PD pulls one corner down.*

Morning Forsaken

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:38 AM

Ahhh steam bath, why didn't we think of this sooner. Needs something tho! *FMF claps her hands and skantily clad, firmly toned individuals both male and female appear - proferring treats and massages to all who care to partake*

Muuuuuuch better

edit: Now this is SPECIAL HELL!

one of the Forsaken TM

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:44 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Massage?
*beckons a few fire-resistant individuals over*
Oh, that's just what I needed...

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:03 AM