Loafer's Nook - 23 skidoo and more fooding. by Jadehand

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
so, you have a tough day driving all up and down the country, and you want to go get yourself beaten to pulp in the morning?

i'll never understand men, not as long as i live

Well I was supposed to be going tonight you see...

My route for the day:

Add to this my GPS having a 'blonde moment' and getting confused a couple of times (it told me to get on the M4 toward Wales, I was dubious, with good reason it was lying to me, as I found out when it turned me around 10 miles down the road.

I had the wrong key for one job, so had to drive miles down the road to get the correct one, drive back to do the job then back again to return the key.

Actually it's a shorter journey to Liverpool, I could come see you next time instead.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:46 AM

yes, there is that.

men are wierd.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:48 AM

oh, that'd be nice.

Except someone else committed suicide today.

i'm beginning to think its some kind of wierd plague.

I'm so gloomy, I apologise.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:57 AM

Well, maybe if he comes to see you in Liverpool, he can kidnap you and take away from the suicides and the..oh crap, what was the slang word you taught me for Liverpoolies? Them!

Serenity,
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:57 AM

I think you have a right to be gloomy when you Liverpudlians committing suicide around you.

Do they have one of those clicker things on the population part of the sign instead of painting it on?

EDIT:
I could kidnap you, but it's not like I've done it before or anything, I'm sure I wouldn't know what to do...

*shifty eyes*

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:20 AM

oh as long as somebody kidnaps me please!

I'm seriously beginning to fear that it's the only way i'll ever be able to change my life.

maybe i should go on that singles thread and just post the advertisement ' needed - new home - would you like to start a new career as a kidnapper? One fairly pretty domesticated (sort of) woman, 25, aiting to be pulled out of the smelly bog that is her current hometown/job/prospect. Are you reasonably kind, sane, solvent and in need of some one to wash up (yes, i'll even do that in return for being rescued!) then i'm right here. come kidnap me!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:34 AM

*writes shopping list*
Need more duct tape.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:44 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Are you reasonably kind, sane, solvent and in need of some one to wash up....

Yeah. Sure! Uh-huh.

I qualify on all those counts -- well, the "sane" part is perhaps open to debate -- and look what happened to me when I tried to virtually kidnap you!

Of course, I'm just another one of those fellers who doesn't even pretend to understand the fairer gender.

***

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:50 AM

i'm very sorry! I did mean to apologise in person for setting the virtual llama onto you at D*C, but it went clean out of my head.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:02 PM

COZEN

No need to apologise! Llamas are kinda cuddly, after a fashion. Anyway, my having no fashion sense whatsoever is probably what led me to change careers from kidnapper to full time loafer.

I'm certain that C. will abscond with you in style!

***
Yet again tosses the red t-shirt into the wash with the new bluejeans.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:04 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
men are wierd.

*nods

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:13 PM

You have met Citizen haven't you?

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:31 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

and you've met me, no? ;)

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 12:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
You have met Citizen haven't you?

HEY! I'm a man of deeply understated style.

Deeply deeply deeply understated...

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 1:15 PM

SIMONWHO

Seryn, don't tempt me to use my kidnapping powers for good. They're for evil usage only, ya hear?

And I think Citizen would do a very stylish job of it indeed. Did you not see how swish he looked in his tux at S3? Swankiness was there in plentiful supply.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 1:22 PM

Speaking of which when is there going to be another Dr Evil thread?

I can be you're horribly misshapen assitant created from the parts the dead didn't want.

I won't even need a costume.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 1:31 PM

Yes, I miss Dr. Evil!!!

Serenity,
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 1:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
men are wierd.

*nods

I'd argue that's it not all of us, But that's a difficult arguement to accept when it's coming from me.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 2:18 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

lol

i'd simply argue that everyone/thing is weird ;D

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:57 PM

some of us are more weird than others.
so the whirlwind in my head has begun to spin yet again.
Why do I do this?
*plays that funky music!"

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 8:40 PM

Weird is just another label. Okay I'm a guy and you don't understand me, but did you ever ask for a explanation?

Serenity & Seryn: I do too understand women, atleast more than a most of my gender.

Seryn: I would kidnap you, were it within my power. (sigh)

Scorpion Regent

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:48 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
yeah. right.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 12:42 AM

SIMONWHO

Well, when it comes to describing who should be considered normal and who should not, I leave that to my spokesman Sam:

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 2:39 AM

Well said, Sam!

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:35 AM

Had a kind poetry to it, sir.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:15 AM

Ok, so to reply to SR - I'm asking for an explanation.

Explain men to me.

If you can do it, Serenity and I may just explain women to you.

may...

And to everyone who wishes they could kidnap me, thank you for your kind thoughts.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:39 AM

the problem with asking one man to explain men, is that he tends to only be able to explain the type of man he is. Even then, that explanation will be based on his limited understanding of his self. He can try to explain other types of men, but he doesn't understand either.
Just like there are many types of women, and explaining one will always fall short of explaining them all.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:44 AM

Can I get added to the kidnap list? I wanna be kidnapped, too! It seems like so much fun!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Can I get added to the kidnap list? I wanna be kidnapped, too! It seems like so much fun!

*whispering*
Ok ok, so we can't do that with two, but Plan B is good isn't it?

Yes definatly more duct tape required.

Take the money from the Operation Caged Loafer fund.

As to explaining men, I recieved this in my E-Mail recently:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Can I get added to the kidnap list? I wanna be kidnapped, too! It seems like so much fun!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

Okay Serenity, were it possible I would kidnap you too, ...in a manly fashion, ...because you're pretty.

Seryn- JH is right, I can explain myself, but explaining all men is a bit much. I suppose it would be easier if I were to explain certain things I.E. why do men scratch themselves or some other such thing. If you really want me to give a full dissertation on the explanation of men I hope you have a LOT of time and I want some one to type up a grant proposal for funding towards my work in the fields of human sexuality / sociology/ psychology. It will take a very long while.
It might be a lot easier if you just asked questions. Please don't ask "why is the sky is blue?", because it isn't male.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:40 AM

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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Please don't ask "why is the sky is blue?", because it isn't male.

Well know, She's a girl, and Australian, but she's not blue.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:45 AM

Speaking of blue (sorta)..I thought this was interesting:

http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/10/18/news/web.1018eyes.php

I have blue eyes.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Some one's confusing needs with emotions.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:48 AM

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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Some one's confusing needs with emotions.

Scorpion Regent

Either way, the point still stands, where the hell is my sandwich?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:56 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Can I get added to the kidnap list? I wanna be kidnapped, too! It seems like so much fun!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

.....Just remember .... you asked.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:58 AM

Beware the men who have just eaten then, eh?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:00 AM

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Originally posted by Jadehand:
Beware the men who have just eaten then, eh?

Exercise require calories to burn.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
either way, the point still stands, where the hell is my sandwich?

Here's a little insight into the female mind: Make your own damn sandwich.

Serenity,
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Here's a little insight into the female mind: Make your own damn sandwich.

Women, so selfish

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Here's a little insight into the female mind: Make your own damn sandwich.
Women, so selfish

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I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.

Seryn / Serenity- Did I get it right?

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:35 AM

I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.
Suck up

Since when do you have to cook a sandwich?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.
Suck up

Since when do you have to cook a sandwich?

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Semantic loophole, touche!

I'm a lover, not fighter.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:51 AM

This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:

You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:51 AM

SIMONWHO

If it helps, I don't need a sandwich at the moment.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:53 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:

You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.

So subterfuge and cloak and dagger stuff then? Sounds like to much work, I'll ring for a pizza.

Would you like a pizza?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:58 AM

Ok, so lets get to specifics - why do men scratch themselve, why do they walk around with their hands down the front of their pants like a child with a precious teddy bear?

no, sorry, carried away.

real question, why have men not got it yet that that when a women uses the word 'fine' (even when its hissed through clenched teeth) she means that she's anything but fine.

(infact, quick translation, 'fine' in female-speak often means 'yes, i'm extremely pissed off at you but i'm not going to explain why, you inordinately stupid oaf, because you aught to be able to guess exactly what it is you have done to wrong me. In the meantime i'm going to smile and be gracious infront of our family and friends and you had better quake in fear because if you still haven't worked it out by the time we get home man are you in for it.)

its just this handy form of short hand.

And listen to Serenity, you'll never get dumped again.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:13 AM

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(infact, quick translation, 'fine' in female-speak often means 'yes, i'm extremely pissed off at you but i'm not going to explain why, you inordinately stupid oaf, because you aught to be able to guess exactly what it is you have done to wrong me. In the meantime i'm going to smile and be gracious infront of our family and friends and you had better quake in fear because if you still haven't worked it out by the time we get home man are you in for it.)

The alternative question is:
Why haven't women got it yet that when they say 'fine' men here fine and assume the teeth grinding must have nothing to do with them because everything is fine.

Women seem to understand we're idiots one minute, then not the next. Crazy

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:

You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

Yes, but if you still make the sandwich for her she will remember that you did everything. A believe me in the long run it's worth it. In the future she will take the time to do everything for you in return, secure in the knowledge that you are straight shooting, square G, keeper type of guy that holds up his even end.
It's an investment and the pay off is mutual. The trick is to make the conscious effort to think of her interests, make a serious effort and then soon you will no longer think of things as her's and mine, but as our's.

It takes a bit more effort than ordering pizza, but pizza delivery is cheap, and superficial like all other forms of instant gratification. If you really want to impress, make her dinner from scratch. Not very many men are willing to do that. She will appreciate it and if she doesn't she isn't worth your time because she's a taker.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:22 AM