Loafer's Nook 24- Flowers off the wall by Jadehand

That movie was pants.

And yes, the boy was very cute.

Before he ruined Queen of the Damned that is.

That movie should have been the absolute best! Fantastic epic story, creat character (Lestat is still the best thing tom cruise has ever done)and Claudia Black was playing Pandora!

Instead it was total and utter poo. Absolute manure. They mangled the book, killed Claudia off inside of five minute and between them Stuart and the woman who played the queen made the rest of it totally unwatchable.

I can't believe i wasted five quid on it.

*cries*

I loved those books. Shattered dreams...

But anyway, yes, if you want a movie where he's cute and adorable and not making you want to kill him, watch Shooting Fish, it also stars Kate Beckinsale before she mutated into some hollywood bimbette. Great film.

EDIT: Now that i've finished ranting my brain has managed to get the message through that Stuart Townsend played Dorian Grey, not Tom Sayer.

EDIT MARK 2:Shane West http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0922342/

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Huck Finn

For some reason the starting letters here got mixed up in my mind...

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:25 AM

Why, are you fick, hunn?

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:27 AM

*claps*

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Why, are you fick, hunn?

No, I'm Dyslexic.

Are you tknaig the psis? You wnat smoe do ya?

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:32 AM

*ears prick up at the mention of smores being offered*

'smoe'?

*ears settle down again to normal height*

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:43 AM

Yes, it was rubbish.

And yes, Stuart Townsend was yummy, too.

I was very disappointed in the movie. I was hoping it'd be great, all those fabulous characters. Oh well.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 9:56 AM

In the vsat eptmy raletieis of lfie somers are uimnoptrnat, but in the end smoe somres are no mroe. Smoe somres is good, mroe somres is bteter, I wnat sorme. Somres for smoe smoe mroe for ohtres.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 10:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
That movie was pants.

sweet

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 10:58 AM

*rolls eyes*

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 11:01 AM

Oh, she rolled a six.

Greg the Bunny is funny.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 11:32 AM

yessss...

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 3:22 PM

Yes that movie was really bad. I'm surprised it hasn't had a sequel yet.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:40 PM

give it time.

actually give i a little more time nd they'll probably remake it - do a proper job that time.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 3:12 AM

My brother said Prestige was a good movie.

He actually text messaged me: "Go see Prestige. It's awesome."

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
My brother said Prestige was a good movie.

He actually text messaged me: "Go see Prestige. It's awesome."

No he didn't! You're just making it up to sound cool!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:05 AM

You caught me.

I don't actually have a brother.

The guy that came to D*C that said he was my brother was really an actor I hired for the week.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:18 AM

he's not you're brother?

...you still got his number?

(hee hee)

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:30 AM

You want his number? I'll give you his number!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You caught me.

I don't actually have a brother.

The guy that came to D*C that said he was my brother was really an actor I hired for the week.

I knew it. I know a bit and see some!

Mine is an evil laugh! Muwhahaha!

Oh I have a picture of Rusty hunting:

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:49 AM

Rusty Hunting? Isn't that your porn name?

Yay, I have three days off plus the weekend. And there was much rejoicing.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:52 AM

What's he hunting? Where's his head?

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:59 AM

Dead Mice. He likes to play the big tough snake with the dead ones.

His head is just by the key, pointing down.

And my porn star name is actually Amber YOMOMMA bizarrely enough.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:08 AM

Anyone with better spam blockers that I have may feel free to research my porn name.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:10 AM

Your first pets name + your mothersmaiden name.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:11 AM

Nice try!

{edit} Okay, you can have my first pet's name. It was Chickenshit. Long story.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:15 AM

eh?

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:21 AM

no no i'm kidding! (its ok, Ath can come out of hiding now)

Aw, Rusty's a cutie.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:24 AM

Oh, just me indulging in a wee bit of delusional paranoia. In this land, the mother's maiden name is the criterium {sp.?} most often required for certifying personal information such as bank accounts and other sensitive passwordy stuffs. Fortunately for me, sussing my momma's maiden name would require a fair bit of research, given that I was born elsewhere in a time and circumstance of poor to negligible documentation.

Or, after I've been fed a couple scotches, just ask me.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:26 AM

ah, same here, so...

*EDITS POST*

Why don't people just crack your banks software with an adaptive key scanning algorithm?

I wouldn't suggest brute force though, that will take 10 billion years.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:26 AM

LMAO!!!

(I knew the pet name already, which is why I'm currently choking as I type!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 10:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Why don't people just crack your banks software with an adaptive key scanning algorithm?

Cuz, given recent Serenifly related vacation activities, and a daughter's post-secondary education costs, not to mention gas prices, food for me, etc., anyone wishing to rob my bank accounts would be receiving pennies relative to the minutes required to gain the information. Ergo, wouldn't make much difference to me, at least right now, lol!

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Hack away!

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:00 PM

Serenity: Cowichan wool.

For example: http://www.sa-cinn.com/cowichanmain.htm

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006 6:17 PM

Oh, I'm glad no one knows my Porn name... I mean really there's only a couple of you that have seen those. I was only in a few.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Thursday, October 26, 2006 7:14 AM

I had to post these, I nearly dies reading these - enjoy!

Every year, English teachers from across America can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and
Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap,only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

I actually kinda like the 'as shots are wont to do' - makes me think of Jasper Fforde.

I remeber one from an english kid my dad showed me a few years ago - Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then he wife left him and he wrote Paradise Regained.

Classic.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 7:46 AM

Oh, that's funny.

#9 has obviously read Douglas Adams.

#18 and 20 made me laugh out loud.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 7:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Serenity: Cowichan wool.

For example: http://www.sa-cinn.com/cowichanmain.htm

Thank you!!!! That is awesome!

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 8:20 AM

Thank you.

I needed that.

16 amuses me so. 20 is just hi-larious.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
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Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:56 AM

some of those were actually good, but some...yeah. especially finding your spouse of 30 years cheating on you somehow equivalent to finding your atm machine now has a surcharge O_o

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Thursday, October 26, 2006 3:39 PM

I sent those to some friends, they remembered a couple from a few years back:

It immediately caught his eye, like one of those hooks on a screen door.

He seemed nice enough, but she knew that if her life were a movie, he would
be burried in the credits as something like "second tall man."

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Thursday, October 26, 2006 3:59 PM

oops, double posted. site wonkyness.

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Friday, October 27, 2006 8:31 AM

that's a big surcharge.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Friday, October 27, 2006 10:01 AM

right? sheesh...

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Friday, October 27, 2006 12:29 PM

I hate when that happens.... and thinking harder on this whole thing now... I think I've realized something. Wait.... eyes opening..... Oh My. I see things more clearly. Why did that take so long?

well, now I know.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Friday, October 27, 2006 1:06 PM

my eyes like to stay closed ;D

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Friday, October 27, 2006 3:00 PM

It was easier with eyes closed, but now that they're opened... there's no going back. It's really hard to unsee things.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
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Friday, October 27, 2006 4:57 PM

Seryn brought us fun with English, Here's some fun math responses:

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Friday, October 27, 2006 8:04 PM

ah, if only i hadn't tried so hard in maths - the results of my idiocy could have made me famous all over the internet!

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Saturday, October 28, 2006 12:13 AM