Loafers Nook - Hidey Time from the Feds! by seryn

oh i'm not that generaous, far from it, i'm actually terrible, i hate two of the guys who regularly come in cause they're creepy and smelly and one of them is incredibly rude, he has absolutely no social skills whatsoever (but then, half the people who are officially in full control of their facualties don't have them) and every time they come in everyone groan, cause you know they're just going to be one long round of hassle.

oh, (and when i tell you this, you're not going to talk to me ever again) there was this one lad who came in wearing one of those rubber helmets, the reason being that he continually 'knocked' on his head really hard. At one point his helper held his hand down to stop him, and as soon as the helpers back was turned, the other hand snuck up and resumed the hitting - i just remember thinking something like 'you go mate! fight the system!' - which was bad enough, but when i was telling my mother about it later that day, i, completely without realising, said 'owner' instead of 'helper'.

I was appalled with my self! I felt so bad!

but hey, i'm a total idiot anyway. I asked last night what the plural of apocolypse was, and my mum turns round and says 'er, i'm pretty sure theres only going to be one'.

Yes, folk, you guessed right! I have the mental abilities of a slightly mushy grape.

But i blame Joss Wheadon, oh him of the apocolypse of the week.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:05 AM

Sean, I'm so sorry.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:09 AM

oh Sean, i'm sorry.

How are you and you're family taking it?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Seryn:
I asked last night what the plural of apocolypse was, and my mum turns round and says 'er, i'm pretty sure theres only going to be one'.

Apocalypses

Quote:
Originally posted by JadeHand:
Sean, I'm so sorry.

Thanks man.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Seryn:
oh Sean, i'm sorry.

How are you taking it?

Thanks. Not sure, really, I wasn't sure when my Gran died a few years back either, but in retrospect I think I took it quite badly. Ask me again in about three years time.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:11 AM

yes, some do lack the social graces, but as you said, so do those without the disabilities. I find those things occassionally frustrating, but I can't hold it against them.
Aww.. I'll still talk to you. That's kinda funny. Here we are "supporters".
You're not a total idiot, you're quite brilliant actualy. we say the plural is Apocolyi. I've averted a few my own self.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:15 AM

Sean - yes, i know what you mean. We won't adger you, but if you want to talk, just pm us or send an email.

Thank you Jadehand. Ok, i don't feel quite so dim knowing that there is a plural. At least, someone else is as dim, so thats not so bad.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:46 AM

on the plus side I've just seen the weirdest search engine on the net:
http://www.msdewey.com/

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:47 AM

Sean, sorry to hear about your uncle. As I'm sure you know, we're all here for any support you want or need.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:10 PM

Sorry for your loss Sean, I hope you get to mourn and release his memory in the right way.

It has to be said, that search engine you've found is rather odd.

Though I can see a market for it. But I'm trying not to think about that.

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:10 PM

I kind of like her, but then, i didn't turn my speakers on.

She kinda reminds me of a hyperactive female Jon Stewart.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:13 PM

I didn't find it, it was posted on the news section to a forum. Some of the things she says if you type more risque searches are apparently hilarious.

Not that I would do such a thing.

*shifty eyes*

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:23 PM

COZEN

Ack! I do, in fact, qualify as a great uncle.

Does this mean my time is up?

Also, none of the returns from that site explaining about how best to acquire an American "green card" told me anything I didn't already know. Therefore: Serenity, will you marry me?

***

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:23 PM

Basically that woman has been hired to act as a low rent tease for lonely people. I hope her agent warned her what she was letting herself in for.

Remember those ads for 118 500?

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:27 PM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Basically that woman has been hired to act as a low rent tease for lonely people.

There's this massive industry profitting from the desire of lonely males wanting to, erm, wank. Or so my spam filters tell me....

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So I'm told, eh?

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Sunday, November 12, 2006 1:56 PM

Yup but normally they have to take off their suit.

Oh, and Yay! Our first engagement in the Nook!

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Monday, November 13, 2006 3:43 AM

It's only an engagement if the proposee says yes.

Sean: I am very sorry for your loss. *hugs*

I thought Ms. Dewey was amusing. I didn't want to type anything because I wanted to see how long she'd stand there looking bored.

Serenity,
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Monday, November 13, 2006 4:27 AM

It did bring back fond memories of the old days playing platform games when Sonic would tap his foot impatiently, Bubsy would tap the screen and Mario would go to sleep. The lazy Italian bastard.

What? Geez, you make one or two hurtful comments about an entire nation and suddenly you're a racist.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:17 AM

I remember Mario falling asleep!

We didn't have a nintendo when I was growing up, so I'd have to go play it at friends' houses. I SUCKED at it. Poor Mario was always jumping off cliffs or running into mushrooms.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:35 AM

He was supposed to run into the mushrooms, as demonstrated by this handy bit of underwear:

You may be thinking of the Goombas:

But you're right about the falling off cliffs thing. That's not supposed to happen.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 5:41 AM

Goombas look like mushrooms to me!

Evil, smelly mushrooms, but mushrooms ntl.

Like I said, I was a poor deprived child who didn't have video games, so I know little about these sorts of things.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 7:29 AM

we didn't have Nintendo's either, we had Bubble Bobble on an Amiga or something.

Which i was never allowed to play because it was two player, which meant my sister played my brother and neither liked playing me because I was crap cause they never gave me chance to practice.

Poopy heads.

Theres a program on about middle child syndrome, i think i'm going to tape it and paly it when they're around.

My sister may whing about being the eldest, but i have a tv documentary to back me up!

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Monday, November 13, 2006 8:04 AM

If you ever go to the medical section of the library, 620somethings, there are tonnes of books with titles like "Managing Your Middle Child" or "Help Your Eldest Succeed" or "The Last Child: Dealing With the Baby of the Family" and crap like that. I remember having to shelf them all when I worked in a library.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 8:51 AM

Why do the larger children not eat the smaller ones?

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Monday, November 13, 2006 8:57 AM

Too stringy.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 9:00 AM

You humans are very strange.

I mean, we, we Humans are very strange.

Obviously.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 10:18 AM

LOL. Good save!

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Monday, November 13, 2006 11:48 AM

I'm a middle child too.

Look at me, look at me, mummy mummy, look at me!

Ahem.

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Monday, November 13, 2006 11:56 AM

Well, I'm the oldest, but that should be obvious, what with my stubborn streak and fierce independence and all.

Apparently my first word was "num-num" but my first full sentence was "ME DO!"

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Monday, November 13, 2006 1:05 PM

sick humour for cheering up the 'supposedly' human Sean and anyone else who has a very very sick mind.

Choose your death:
http://www.addictinggames.com/stickfigurepenaltychamber2.html

Kill your boss:
http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php

Push the button: I dare you!
http://www.addictingclips.com/Content.aspx?key=97DBA08806171653&refCod
e=&brand=ag

It's fun being God. I love the pillar of fire!
http://www.addictinggames.com/godsplayingfield.html

Ah, torture for fun and profit. Missles for Barney!
http://www.addictinggames.com/interactivebuddy.html

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:00 AM

Why am I still up? it's nearly 7am. ah well, I'll sleep til 11, get up, set the vcr for my shows whilst I work, maybe even leave early enough to shop for some supplies. Had a couple of fast DLs, I missed some of my old music, nice to have my old cassette tapes and vinyl instantly tranferred to mp3 and the like.
I love the stuff I grew up on, even if it's not as clever as the stuff I prefer now.

Here's a simple lyric for those who have recently lost, and those about to, it got me through more than a few deaths. I'm shocked at how quickly my huge family became so few.

The Hooters- Heaven Laughs

See the stars that shine and give us light
One less star is in the sky tonight
Words alone won't keep our tears away
But I know that star will shine again someday

And heaven laughs when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
Someday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then

Dream tonight about a last embrace
Close my eyes and I will see your face
Dreams alone won't keep our tears away
But in my heart I know we'll meet again someday

And heaven laughs when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
Someday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then

And so we laugh when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
And heaven knows we will meet again
Say it over and over and over again

From everlast to everlasting
From sea to shining sea
How much did we take from each other
Here's one from the heart and one more for free

And heaven laughs when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
Someday soon we will meet again
Say it over and over and over 'til then

And so we laugh when we say good-bye
It ain't so far to the other side
And heaven knows we will meet again
Say it over and over and over again

Say it over and over and over again...

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:23 AM

"You can't get to Heaven on the Frankford L, cause the Frankford L goes strait to Frankford."

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:31 AM

Hello?

*echo*

Where IS everyone?

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:09 AM

huuuuuuuunnngeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:20 AM

Then Eeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt something! Silly Elemzombie!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:53 AM

blasted work keeps getting in the way of that :F

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:55 AM

sometimes I really hate my job.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:27 PM

Well, I didn't lose my job though a couple of other guys did.

Though what's really on my mind is my cat - she's gone missing for two days now and she always turns up to eat in the mornings and evenings. Plus she'd lost interest in her food and was getting so skinny and it's really cold out there.

I'm pretty sure she's gone off somewhere to die.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:54 PM

oh god, one bit of good news swiftly followed by a ton of bad. If it helps, my cat got addicted to a valerian plant in the neigbours garden, went of her food, then didn't come home - my mum heard her miowing and climbed over the wall to get her. Rehab took three weeks.

So hopefully, she's just a junkie.

Ok, so aside form the really not helpful anecdotes - cats are fiercly independant creatures, you can't do anything to change that - hopefully its a false alarm (i've known them to do that).

*hugs* anyway.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 5:35 PM

never let work get in the way of eating. productivity goes down so much when you're hungry anyway, they should feed you at work.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:27 PM

Pimping Adam.... like he needs the help...
Day Break 2hr premire tonight on ABC!

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:17 AM

I hope your cat is okay, SW!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:14 AM

No sign again this morning. It's not just that she's gone missing (which she never had done before), more her behaviour in the previous few months.

Somebody say something upbeat, I want to happy for someone.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:08 AM

I started watching the Dr. Who ep this morning where they end up on the game shows. Captain Jack groped one of the droid What Not to Wear chicks. It was pretty funny.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Pimping Adam.... like he needs the help...
Day Break 2hr premire tonight on ABC!

already planning to watch it ;D (well, on tape after i get home, of course)

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:37 AM

yes, there's a lot on tonight. I'm recording 7 hours of tv while I work. Season finale of Ghost Hunters: They go to Ireland! Is it really the season finale? they only had like 6 episodes? do they have a new season after the holidays or what?

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:05 PM

that's probably how it will work (fall season finale)

i think i'm fortunate for only having 3 shows to watch: lost(daybreak), bsg, and survivor (/me braces himself to be flamed)

i've seen the first 4 eps of ghost hunters...i don't know how many more i'm going to watch.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:39 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
that's probably how it will work (fall season finale)

i think i'm fortunate for only having 3 shows to watch: lost(daybreak), bsg, and survivor (/me braces himself to be flamed)

i've seen the first 4 eps of ghost hunters...i don't know how many more i'm going to watch.

You watch survivor, but why?

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 2:16 PM

i enjoy watching the small group politics and the human condition in general. i also like all the pretty scenery ;D

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:18 PM