Loafer's Nook 26 - Post Birthday Posts by Jadehand

We used to do that in HS, my friends and I, only we didn't call them hugging parties, we didn't call it anything. We'd all just hang out at a friends' house and end up all in a huddle on the bed or on the floor or we'd have a sleepover and all sleep on my friend's big trampoline. Boys, girls, all just one big huddle. It was cozy.

We did have a few rules, though. No couples, for one.

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Monday, November 27, 2006 3:43 AM

Two days and no posts? Are you all feeling okay?

Serenity,
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Monday, November 27, 2006 4:01 AM

ORPHEUS

Maybe the Nook party needs a little new energy/blood/typist/man-child.

And by 'new', I mean 'long dormant'.

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Monday, November 27, 2006 4:08 AM

Hey you!

Being long dormant kinda fits with the whole Orpheus thing, though, dontcha think?

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Monday, November 27, 2006 4:29 AM

hey sorry, for my part I have no excuse - i'm just pant's.

So go on then, Orpheus, our long dormant friend, how are you going to revive the tired little Nook?

is there dancing involved?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Monday, November 27, 2006 5:14 AM

In a kilt?

Please?

Serenity,
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Monday, November 27, 2006 7:20 AM

ORPHEUS

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
how are you going to revive the tired little Nook?

is there dancing involved?

Not sure yet. Still drawing blueprints, correlating data, and doing science.

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
In a kilt?

Please?

I'd say I'm the last person on earth who oughta be wearing a kilt. But if you insist, then I shall.

::Dons his Ceremonial Awesome Kit::

And so I dance...

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Monday, November 27, 2006 7:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus:

::Dons his Ceremonial Awesome Kit::

And so I dance...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

O.o

Serenity,
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Monday, November 27, 2006 8:35 AM

I need to pick ip a kilt soon. Going to try to find my Tartan.

"Reality is something that you rise above
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run
The fearful fall foul of fate as often as the reckless."
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Monday, November 27, 2006 12:03 PM

i have a tartan! or at least, i'm told i have, someone was once very insistant that young was a scottish name and had its own tartan.

I'm not bothered anyway - the wool is always scratchy and kilts are such an unflattering look on me.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, November 27, 2006 12:08 PM

you can get non wool kilts.... leather is nice, but hard to get leather wtih a tartan.

"Reality is something that you rise above
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run
The fearful fall foul of fate as often as the reckless."
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Monday, November 27, 2006 1:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
i have a tartan! or at least, i'm told i have, someone was once very insistant that young was a scottish name and had its own tartan.

http://www.rampantscotland.com/clans/blclanyoung.htm
http://www.clanyoung.org/

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:23 AM

I'm supposed to have a tartan, too, but my grandfather can't remember his grandmother's maiden name, so we can't figure out the clan.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:30 AM

Actual call centre conversations:
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone point on the wall".

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France)
"If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ".

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".

Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it.
If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".

I've heard this one in so many different versions it's unreal, I think it's actually an Urban legend but funny:

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power...................................... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:42 AM

LOL! "wrote click" ha ha ha!

Thanks for the laugh!!

Serenity,
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 8:19 AM

These things are always funny. I love the one I heard about the caller who complained that the cup holder on her computer was broken. You know, you push the button and the little tray slides out for you to put your cup on........ yeah.

"Reality is something that you rise above
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run
The fearful fall foul of fate as often as the reckless."
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 8:41 AM

I haven't had any stupid stupid customers yet but some do make me wonder...

Anyone up for a housewarming?

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:18 AM

Is it the type of house warming where we bring our own petrol or is it the type where you bring your own bottle?

We've had some DUMB users.

My printer is broken, it says check tray one.

Have you tried putting paper in it?

Oh...

That's the home office for you.

The site team at MOD main building excelled themselves today. They sent us a call because a printer had no power, which is hardly surprising since it wasn't plugged in.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:22 AM

what kind of crappy printer is that? Not having power without being plugged in... geeze, what junk.

"Reality is something that you rise above
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run
The fearful fall foul of fate as often as the reckless."
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:35 AM

Yes!

The host is providing round-trip transportation, right?

Serenity,
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 10:04 AM

I don't know, after sunday, i'm kind of grateful for our average, dumbass, 'can i have tickets for the planaquarium' stupid people.

i was almost begging for a sorry no tickets conversation, you know...

Me - 'Sorry sir, i'm afraid there are no tickets left for todays shows.'
Dumbass - 'So can I have some for the next show?'
'I'm sorry, i'm afraid there are no shows left today.'
'No shows today?!?'
'Well... there are shows, but they are all full.'
'So can I have tickets?'
'No i'm afraid not, they are all full...'
'So how do I see the shows?!'
'I'm afraid you can't today sir, if you tried to get here earlier, at least half an hour before it starts...'
'I've come all the way from BIRKENHEAD!' (which, I would love to point out, I do every single day, an epic journey of 15 minutes on a bus)
'THIS MUSEUMS CRAP! I'M WRITING TO THE ECHO ABOUT YOU!!!'
'Please do sir.'

Ha, fun, all for minimum wage...

Simonwho - a house warming? 12th not early enough for you?

Yes, but sadly i possibly wouldn't be able to make - it travel would be an issue. (though, er, slightly less of an issue than it would be for Serenity)

I know, you could all come up to liverpool!

You could make a replica of your house on secondlife or something, and we could trash that for you?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:00 PM

lol.

I'll come to liverpool!

I wanna go ANYWHERE so long as I don't have to be here. I am REALLY sick of here.

Serenity,
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:30 PM

yes, i'm rather sick of liverpool, but having any or all of you guys come visit would make it all so much better.

Liverpool - the phrase 'nice place to visit, wouldn't want to live there' is really apropriate.

Honestly, if i had a place to put you up, even if it was only an airbed on the floor, i would invite as many of you as would fit as long as your jobs would let you be away.

but as it is, theres half a square meter on the floor of my room, or bunking down with the dog (who drools monstrous drool) on the titchy settee down stairs.

hello, welcome to England, lets get you started on that back ache....

but visitors would be lovely, they'd just have to be able to b&b it.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:59 PM

You guys should just switch lives for a while. It'd be like one of those silly movies where people switch bodies and somehow it takes a while for others to figure it out.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:50 PM

But then we wouldn't get to see each other! And i wouldn't get to take you all round the local attractions, like the Williamson tunnels and the WW2 control bunker or whatever it is.
Oh and then theres some museum about some band, can't remember what they were called, er...

nevermind, you wouldn't be interested anyway.

besides, i wouldn't wish my job on anyone.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 1:01 AM

COZEN

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:09 AM

Thinking about it, I'm in a rather glamorous location at the moment. I'm in what was once the penthouse suite of the Cafe Royal hotel, overlooking Picadilly Circus, sorting out a server.

If tonight's Commonwealth Games Awards ceremony goes ahead as scheduled (I know who's winning Wales's best female weightlifer but it's a secret) then it's all down to me. Well, not even slightly but that's what I'm pretending to give the server upgrade a bit more edge.

Wish it was two Tuesday's time though... is there no extra Browncoat I can tempt to go see Spamalot on the 12th?

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:10 AM

*does the double post dance*

*twirls*

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:56 AM

The not seeing each other part would suck, but we could be like that movie with Kate Winslet in it that I saw a preview for. She comes to America and Cameran Diaz comes to England and they swap houses and somehow they both meet guys and have wacky adventures and it all ends happily, I'm sure.

I could do your job. It's been a few years since I did retail so the whole "I HATE ALL CONSUMERS" thing has faded a twinge.

Just a twinge.

Serenity,
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

Is that for me?

Even if it wasn't, here's one for you, anyway!

Serenity,
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Wish it was two Tuesday's time though... is there no extra Browncoat I can tempt to go see Spamalot on the 12th?

Oooooohhhh how I wish!

If only Citizen could get the teleporter finished.

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 7:49 AM

yes, but doesn't Cameron Diaz end up snogging Jude Law? I wouldn't wish that fate on you dear, not jude Law, not on my worst enemy...

but one, day, maybe possibly might be an idea - not sure how i'd take to running a church though.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 8:05 AM

Ugh, I wouldn't want to snog Jude Law, either. Ick! But, if there was a way to swap places WITHOUT having to snog Jude Law.

I could quit my job and get a job at Walmart instead. Would that be better?

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 8:32 AM

NO!

good lord woman! I think the prospect of being forced to snog Jude Law has unhinged your mind - however else could you even think about leaving to work in walmart!

just calm down, don't do anything rash....

I'm sure, despite the vast numbers of women he's sleazed upon, you're fairly sure to get into the country Jude free, as long as you are not a celebrity or a nanny.

But still, amount to notches on that bed post - it'll be a close thing.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:21 AM

But I *WAS* a nanny!

See why I fear him?

lol.

I promise I won't quit my job and work at Walmart. You could manage well enough without me, I think. Some days I think a partially-trained monkey could do my job.

But, just to be safe, there's a file in my documents on my harddrive entitled "What I Do and How to Do It" that would keep you afloat.

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:19 PM

see problem is I know apartially trained monkey could do my job. And probably with a lot more enthusiasm, which is why I wonder why i'm still there doing it.

thats an interesting sounding file - i wonder if i could write one of those?

I had the appointment with the counsellor today (did i moan about that yet?) i think he thinks that i think i'm nuts. But he obviously thinks that thats ok, cause i don't have to go for another appointment.

yey!

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:32 PM

We're all nuts, Dear. No worries, you're in good company. Disreguard the sane, they're boring.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 11:46 PM

My unholy mother F'in god christ, what's wrong with this system? not leting me in? Mark A. Sheperd was brilliant in Medium. how can someone spend two episodes over 2 years fostering hate, them make you pity him?
Mark. *mass applause* Cheers, Mate. You're a brilliant man.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:03 AM

"any fool can see, any fool can see, your love inside of me."

Wendy,
Darlin'
In the kitchen,
with your dreams,
Will you fly, again?
take to the sky again?

Undo the hooks(<--double meaning)...again?
once and for all,
banish the tic tok tic tok tic tok...again?
will you be yourself for me?????
because I can take it!!!
I can take it, I can stand... anything!!
when you're with me, I can stand.
But when you're gone,
I never land
In Neverland!!!

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:04 AM

"What? I'm a dead man, I can't know??"

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 3:44 AM

Seryn, of course it's okay if you THINK you're nuts. The problem is when you THINK you're sane. That's when you're usually nutters.

I'm pissed because my new shiny incense burner has mysteriously disappeared from my office. Nothing else is missing, just that. Not my expensive linen candle votive from Belgium, not my handmade maraca from Trinidad or my hand carved wooden doll from Japan.

Have I mentioned how I love my multicultural knicknacks?

Anyway, someone took my incense burner that I bought at the Ren Faire with Ash and I don't know who or how since my office is usually locked unless I'm in it or it's a Sunday and who the hell would steal a $15 incense burner when there's much more valuable stuff in here and lastly, I REALLY liked that thing. It was cute and unique and that makes me angry. This is a FREAKIN' church! Who steals in a church?!?!?

*pout*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is a FREAKIN' church! Who steals in a church?!?!?

I could make some remark about the Roman Catholic Church, but I won't, see how I've grown?

See I always find that having big metal spikes that shoot out and pierce through the hands if not discouraging theives makes them much easier to catch.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:21 AM

Are you sure one of the church elders didn't confiscate your "drugs paraphernalia"?

More ridiculous things have happened...

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:30 AM

Who knows who could have taken it. I don't have any clue who to suspect.

It just really bothers me that someone would take something out of my office like that.

And, if they were going to steal, couldn't they have taken something better? Like my gorram crappy harddrive or my barely working mouse? My new printer, maybe? ANYTHING but that.

And, the other thing that worries me is that there are lots of "sensitive" documents kept in my office, unlocked, at all times.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:32 AM

Everyone knows only "druggies" burn incense....
*lights Scented oil burner...

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 8:55 AM

They do not, at least I never did.

Been off work today, feel ill, coughing like coughings going out of fashion. Probably be ill tommorrow too, just in time to miss meeting some people up town.

I hate my life.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 9:13 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I hate my life.

i find myself saying that quite often...been doing it for years.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 9:53 AM

You need NIGHT NURSE!

I hope you feel well enough for tomorrow.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 11:19 AM