The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Join Here by daveshayne

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
boom

*the muppet anarchist runs into the room* Did somebody say boom? *the muppet anarchist presses the plunger down on an old style electric detonator. smoke, flames, and an impressive sound of explosion fills the thread*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Fire. FIRE!!!!! *dances naked round the fire*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:10 AM

Naked fire dancing can be dangerous.Watch out for the sparks.

ohh pretty pretty fire....
I like fire...

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:23 AM

DAX82

I dont want to join

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:35 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

ohh pretty pretty fire....
I like fire...

*Holds up knife* See how it shines in the firelight?

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//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:50 AM

oohhh pretty ...

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:54 AM

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Originally posted by dax82:
I dont want to join

You say that but we know the real truth. Remember we're not just nutcases we're psychic. We know more about what you're thinking than you do.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:08 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
I'm not a psychic nutcase! (well at least not the psychic part!)

*joins in the insanity

*dave rubs soup in mai's hair*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:11 AM

PENGUIN

Shouldn't it be the "The League Of Psychic Fruitcakes"...cuz of the season?

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, December 22, 2006 8:18 AM

SCARECROW866

I'd like to join too, please.

But then again, you already knew that, right?

Can I play with the dolls? Have to stay away from the sporks. Captain said no touching...

Annie

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Friday, December 22, 2006 8:23 AM

Penguin dear - I don't like fruitcake . How's about cheescake ?

LA29 takes some cheesecake & rubs it into Dayve's hair !

Watch out Penguin ...you're next !

And btw - I too have a coke habit.I feel your pain.

ooohhh cheezy goodness.

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 8:34 AM

PENGUIN

*pushes cheesecake into LA29's face and runs away*

Bwahahahahaha!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, December 22, 2006 8:50 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Penguin dear - I don't like fruitcake . How's about cheescake ?

Cheesecake isbest when rubbed in my hair.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 8:50 AM

I thought pengins waddled !

LA29 takes a minute to eat the cheesecake & runs after Penguin with a bottle of coke all shaken up !!!

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 9:23 AM

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Originally posted by scarecrow866:
Can I play with the dolls?

Sure we got lots of dolls.

*dave rubs soup in a doll's hair and hands it to Annie*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 9:25 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 takes some cheesecake & rubs it into Dayve's hair !

Dayve is here? I don't see him.

*no y dave rubs stew in LA29's hair*

Thought I was gonna stick to just soup di'n't you.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 9:27 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I thought pengins waddled !

No, silly! They can spin round in circles, and fall over too!

*Throws cheesecake at everyone in sight, spins round, falls down*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 9:49 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

My generic fruit bar tastes funny.

::glares at everyone suspiciously::

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Friday, December 22, 2006 10:07 AM

PENGUIN

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Originally posted by Gladiator32:
No, silly! They can spin round in circles, and fall over too!

Yep!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, December 22, 2006 10:26 AM

Yummy ! Stew ! Do we have any bread ?

Sorry about the name mix up - I am crazy after all ... fnord !

LA29 starts doing the hokey pokey...

You put your right foot in ,you put your right foot out ,you put your right foot in & you shake it all about !

Because the hokey pokey IS what it's all about !

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Sorry about the name mix up - I am crazy after all ... fnord !

I only mention it 'cause there is a cat around here called Dayve and I try to keep him form being blamed for my insanity. I'm a nice guy like that.

*dave throws wonderbread balls at Li'l Alby*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:07 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

::drags a screeching cat in by the tail::

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:11 PM

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Originally posted by yinyang:
::drags a screeching cat in by the tail::

I accept your challenge

*runs off*

*comes back dragging a small spider monkey*

En garde!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:23 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Wait, wait! This is a place for psychic nutcases? I don't see any. Just normal people, like me.

*does a hand stand in the corner*

Sorry, my brain was sinking again, I had to fix it.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:42 PM

It isn't right. Get it away *Picks upFruity Oaty Bar and tosses across the room* It'll be consumed and go into your brain! Invasion!!!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:43 PM

MAI

In the spirit (watch out there's ghosteses!!!) I figured we could all gather around the fire (very pretty and nice and toasty by the way) and sing a few Christmas Carols. Here are a few suggestions that I think will fit our little (or not so much with the little anymore, because wow there are a lot of pn's on this site!) group very well. ENJOY!

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy cow! Look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:46 PM

ROXY !!!!!!!

LA29 runs over to ROxy and feeds her some cheesecake (that wasn't thown on her face) ! I'm so happy to see you here ! Want to do the hokey pokey ?

We can wave at the people together now....

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:57 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy cow! Look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

I'm laughing and laughing but I don't remember why.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:01 PM

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Originally posted by mai:

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

Don't forget the Dump Trucks, and Space Ships, and Dinosaurs and Spider Monkeys and Small Central American Countries and...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:01 PM

MAI

That's my favorite one too!

It is very fun... Oh look butterflies and you know I'm really hungry does anyone have any pb&j?

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:17 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Me39: Hilarious Mai.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:18 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
That's my favorite one too! It is very fun... Oh look butterflies and you know I'm really hungry does anyone have any pb&j?

Protein bars and jerky? Yeah we got that.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:27 PM

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Originally posted by mai:
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

It's burning into your soul... Little soul! It's going inside, I'm melting away, make it stop!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:28 PM

TRAVELER

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Originally posted by mai:

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Look GIR! I am number four. I belong. I have found my home with the Filthy Humans and their plastic knives.

Traveler

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:35 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

LA29!!! Mmmm, watermellon flavored. Can I do the hokey pokey like this? Brain's not set yet. Although I fear if I put my right foot in there may be dire consequenses...

*puts right foot in, falls flat on her face*

Crap. Has the floor gotten quieter? Ooo, Ooo, can I sing #10? Although I might have to tap something 3 times each time I sing Jingle Bells.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:42 PM

SIMONB

Argh! I would have been here sooner, but - you know, having to fight through Reavers on the way in, and those annoying guys with blue hands that seem to be following me everywhere.....

But I'm here now, and I wanna join!

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
http://www.myspace.com/128251447

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:44 PM

SIMONB

Hey Gladiator32....is that a breadstick you've got coming out of your ear....?

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
http://www.myspace.com/128251447

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:46 PM

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Originally posted by SimonB:
Argh! I would have been here sooner, but - you know, having to fight through Reavers on the way in, and those annoying guys with blue hands that seem to be following me everywhere.....

But I'm here now, and I wanna join!

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
http://www.myspace.com/128251447

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

REAVERS!?!? They're here, they're there. they're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

I need jerky and ice planets for our protection, hide, damn you, HIDE!!!

*Cries*

I want hugs...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:50 PM

No, silly! The breadsticks are in my nose! For the brightness! Now HIDE!!!

*Hides, starts to cry again*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:54 PM

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Originally posted by Gladiator32:
No, silly! The breadsticks are in my nose! For the brightness! Now HIDE!!!

You boob. I'm a boob. Boobs all around us. Boobs about us. We are the boobs. And my feet are problematic. They're all tingly.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:54 PM

SIMONB

Well don't go hugging that - it is a Reaver!!

Hmm, who left this branch lying here?

It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think....

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
http://www.myspace.com/128251447

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:59 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

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Originally posted by Gladiator32:

REAVERS!?!? They're here, they're there. they're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

I need jerky and ice planets for our protection, hide, damn you, HIDE!!!

*Cries*

I want hugs...

Oh for the love of GOD man! Pull yourself together and just throw bologna at them. DUH!

And Simon, don't touch that! It will give you pink eye. You people, if I wasn't here...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:05 PM

I don't have bologna. I have Parma Ham, if that's ok?? But it's broken. In bits. Bits and fluids and chunks and lumps and juices...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:10 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

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Originally posted by Gladiator32:
I don't have bologna. I have Parma Ham, if that's ok?? But it's broken. In bits. Bits and fluids and chunks and lumps and juices...

No, good no good. Makes the Reavers sad. And you know what happens when a Reaver gets sad. *whispers* It starts poking. NOW you can hide! *puts hands over face*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:21 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Wimps.

::throws the cat at what she thinks is a Reaver::

Oops, sorry, traveler.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:30 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

That cat is too quiet. Shhh! I think I hear time...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:42 PM

Time waits for no reaver.

Look Godzilla !

NO No No No no ...windows.The people stare ...

Cookies.Oatmeal raisin and bugs.Someone left it out in the rain.
Naughty someone.

Bryce
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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:47 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

GODZILLA??? WHERE???

*looks around furiously*

Awww, wanted to wave to him. *whispers to LA29* I forgot to wave to you so the mice are punishing me. Mmmm, wet cookies...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:01 PM