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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Join Here

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Sunday, December 24, 2006 13:00
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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:07 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

I don't wanna play with them! I have a note from my dog.

*lies flat on the ground and stretches her arms out*

They won't find me here. I've checked.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:16 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

::steps on Roxy and grabs daveshayne, then steps on Roxy again and sits daveshayne in the chair::

They'll get you first; don't worry.

::humming, she steps on Roxy one more time, stands up straight in the middle of the room, and hides her face behind one hand::

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:22 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*looks up at yinyang and smiles*

But I have a secret. Now one knows it, but those who told it and even they don't know it well.

*gets up and runs to the opposite side of the room and faces the wall, giggling*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:25 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:30 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:31 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Time waits for no reaver.

Look Godzilla !

But Gamera is a good monster! I just know it!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:38 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Aw, rats!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:42 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:

Hey Haken!

Any chance we could get you to jigger the code to auto display PNGs? It'd be way cool! Thanks.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:42 PM

DAVESHAYNE

A post so nice I posted it twice.

We seem to be all out of soup so I'll be smearing hair cream places where people don't have hair. Don't ask. Please.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:50 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

NO SOUP?? I think my elbow hurts now.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:50 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Well, don't

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:58 PM

KELAI

He's in our heads and in our homes andin our hearts and HE HASN'T THE RIGHT!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 4:59 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
NO SOUP?? I think my elbow hurts now.

I think I saw Nurse Ratched cooking more.

By the way do you have any hair on your elbow?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:02 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*looks at elbow*

No, it ran away. What are you doing with that hair cream...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:04 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*looks at elbow*

No, it ran away. What are you doing with that hair cream...

What makes you think I have hair cream?

*dave rubs cream on Roxy's elbow and runs away*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:08 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

UGH!! What shall I do now? They'll find me quicker!

*picks a spatula and chases after Dave*

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:12 PM

MAI

Quote:
Protein bars and jerky? Yeah we got that.

No silly dave, panda bears and jam. Don't you know anything?

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:13 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
UGH!! What shall I do now? They'll find me quicker!

*picks a spatula and chases after Dave*

I see you a spatula and raise you... A ladle! Dun dun dun....

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:17 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

I see you a spatula and raise you... A ladle! Dun dun dun....

David

Oh crap! A ladle! I can't top that... but wait! I see your ladle and now raise you A TURKEY BASTER!!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:27 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
I see your ladle and now raise you A TURKEY BASTER!!

Oh yeah. Why don't you just go nuclear already.

:ding: *a lightbulb goes off over dave's head*

Do not be alarmed.

Be very...
Very...
Afraid.

Feast your eyes on...

The nuclear powered turkey baster!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:27 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

No touching basters...

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:35 PM

BLACKBEANIE

*Touches baster*

CACTUS!!

The Crow: Serenity
Coming 2007

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Friday, December 22, 2006 5:43 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Quote:
Protein bars and jerky? Yeah we got that.

No silly dave, panda bears and jam. Don't you know anything?

No.

Panda bears? Chicago Panda Bears? Chicago Staleys? Yeah Staley Pandas. Go Chico Standas!! Woot STANDAs.... Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Go Chicago Pandas/Bears/Staleys.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:05 PM

KELAI

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Oh yeah. Why don't you just go nuclear already.

Oooh! I think it's about time to begin blowing things up!

Should we start large scale destruction or small scale destruction?

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:07 PM

KELAI

C4, Anyone?

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:09 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelai:

Should we start large scale destruction or small scale destruction?

LARGE! I wanna go large! Awww, my turkey baster is defective. Dave, no fair!!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:11 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelai:
Oooh! I think it's about time to begin blowing things up!
Should we start large scale destruction or small scale destruction?

Yes.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:23 PM

MAI

Quote:
Panda bears? Chicago Panda Bears? Chicago Staleys? Yeah Staley Pandas. Go Chico Standas!! Woot STANDAs.... Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Is it bad what he just said made sense to me?

Ok, not so much with the making of sense, but YAY PANDAS! We love you pandas, cause you is so fuzzy and cuddly and lovey dovey too.

OH don't make me launch Plan B. Ummmmmm....
Ooops sorry wrong thread. I've been here wayyyyyyyyyy tooooooo long.

*suffers from an actue attack of ATFFN
(addicted to fireflyfans.net) although there's not really suffering at all. 'less you count how much all the IRL stuff gets ignored because of my being here.

must go make gift boxes now. yay for glitter and glue and yay again for pandas, just cause.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 6:32 PM

TRAVELER

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Wimps.

::throws the cat at what she thinks is a Reaver::

Oops, sorry, traveler.

No filthy cat shall stop my plan of DOOM

Now where did I put my plastic knife?

Traveler

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:07 PM

KELAI

Mushroom Cloud can stop DOOM.

Boom.

I say BOOM!

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Friday, December 22, 2006 7:55 PM

TRAVELER

Curse you and your BOOM.

Wait till find my plastic knife.

Traveler

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Friday, December 22, 2006 11:28 PM

GLADIATOR32

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:

Wait till find my plastic knife.

Did you want my plastic spork?? It's shiny and eats the dinosaurs. Pain.

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Friday, December 22, 2006 11:47 PM

TRAVELER

I will trade you my piggy for a spork.

Traveler

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:04 AM

GLADIATOR32

Deal!

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:21 AM

TRAVELER

Great! I will use the spork to make waffles.

Traveler

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:31 AM

GLADIATOR32

Waffles! They come out of the black, they come when you call!

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:38 AM

TRAVELER

Well our waffles may come out a little black.
Our cook burns them once in a while.

Traveler

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 2:09 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oh guys, the floor says to not step on it so loudly, it has a headache. Is the soup done yet?

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 3:04 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

No ,no soup today,just lizards and rocks.

Bryce
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 3:48 AM

GLADIATOR32

A ate a rock once. It told me naughty things. Told me to hurt people. I didn't want to, but I had to. I HAD TO!!! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!?!?!?

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 5:04 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

The lizards are geting scared ,stop sceaming & start tap dancing with them.They are your friends you know.

We can throw the rocks at the reavers instead.They will catch them and disappear.

There will be pretty pretty flowers, and we can eat them .

Bryce
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 5:40 AM

GLADIATOR32

Sorry, I get confused sometimes. Can the lizards and us throw rocks together, whilst dancing?? I want Tulips. Tulips don't like Reavers either

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 6:03 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

As long as we tiptoe ,we can have tulips !

Of course we can dance with the lizards all day whilst throwing rocks ,the lizards never get tired.

Watch out for that whale , don't let it land on us !

Bryce
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 6:07 AM

GLADIATOR32

Don't worry, whales fall upwards, and we're downwards!

*Tiptoes off to find tulips, rocks for the lizards*

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 6:17 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

WAIT !!!!
the tulips are dangerous unless you sing how much is that doggie in the window !

Windows.. no, no, no,the people will stare....

Bryce
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 7:40 AM

KELAI

The tulips ate the roses. The roses are still there. They're just gone.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 7:57 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

I heard you all the first time.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 8:51 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

*runs into the room with a Supersoaker filled with soup ready to attack*

Oh crap! The noodles clogged it.

I knew I should have used tomato soup instead.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:52 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Noodles?

::eats one::

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Saturday, December 23, 2006 9:55 AM

GLADIATOR32

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Noodles?

Smells like crotch

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