League of Psychic Nutcases - Don't Yell Cellery by daveshayne

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Is it wrong that mine's still on spin dry in the laundry?

Playing "Spin the Spork" were you?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:03 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Playing "Spin the Spork" were you?

How did you know? *gasp* Do you read minds??

You still won't find my secret door!! Sneaky Dave!

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:27 PM

Now look what you've done!!

You've gone and alarmed the llama, you silly monkeys!!

If I can't calm her down then the almighty parrot can't make his noontime rounds, then who'll bring all the brightly colored eggs to the good children and place them under the turkey?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:36 PM

If The almighty Parrot can't make it ,I hear his cousin ,The Peanutbutter Fairy might be available..

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:15 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

There is no such thing! Now the Jelly fairy is another matter. She is real!

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:20 PM

Whimsy

YAY ! LA29 starts jumping up & down happily and does the dance of secretness..

Would you like an elephant sandwich ?? With cheese perhaps ?

Wait a minute,did you just say that there's no Peanutbutter Fairy ???? My world is going to be changed forever...

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
How did you know? *gasp* Do you read minds??

Well I'm not just a Nutcase you know.

When you're crazy
Reading minds
Aint so loopy
Drawing blinds

Discover secrets
And open doors
Borrow troubles
To replace yours

Stealing pillows
Re-editing texts
Eating apples
Look what's next

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:44 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

What??? Whimsy!!! You had to bring the Jelly Fairy into it... didn't you??

Oh no!! Now you've disturbed her in her toilette... you know whe doesn't like to be seen without her jelly... EVER!!!

*goes into a flap at once over this!!*

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 6:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
*goes into a flap at once over this!!*

*dave's dragon wings also flap*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 6:59 AM

WOOOOOOO!!!

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:24 PM

No Gladiator32 that would be ...

BOO !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:33 PM

PENGUIN

Time for some belly dancing!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
No Gladiator32 that would be ...

BOO !

BWAH!

Oopsie, my mistake!

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 4:27 PM

Gladiator32 - be on the lookout ,the lions are prowling..

All hail the King of the mytical land of Iowa ...

For he is a kind ruler who always shares funny pictures !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 9:23 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Perhaps the Jelly Fairy scared Whimsy off... Oh dear... I am concerned for the betterment of those who eat peanut butter without tzatsiki dip or even hommous... I just cannot get my head around it - no matter how hard I try to stretch my head...

Perhaps I should just try some casual and meaningless sporks to relieve my confuzzlement...

What say you?

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 10:31 PM

Lions!?!? Where be lions?? *gasps, points* There's one! Ok, Mr. Lion, think you're a mean green bean machine?? Bring it on! It's on like Donkey Kong!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:16 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Perhaps I should just try some casual and meaningless sporks to relieve my confuzzlement...

What say you?

Don't do it, Magda. Think how you'll feel 'bout yourself in the morning.

Speaking of, has anyone seen my spork? I think it's angry that I've be paying too much attention to the egg whisk again.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:42 AM

Jealousy among kitchen utensils can get so ugly.

Sparkles said that your spork ran away with the spoon.

SPOON !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:50 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Magda looks abashed and wombattish as she pulls Roxy's spork from behind her back...*

I can't say I am blameless Roxy... but if you ignore your spork they do tend to look elsewhere you know...

Oh dear - my feet forgot to wait for me and went for a walk already - now I'll never get back in time for breakfast...

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:00 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Naughty, naughty, Magda! I think you have to go sit in the corner with the naughty frog.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:34 AM

I knew I liked you roxy

That just made me smile big time !

Magda - you naughty Aussie, hiding sporks behind your back .... Got anything else fun ? Maybe a cheese bomb ?

LA29 starts waltzing with Sparkles ...

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
[Bnow I'll never get back in time for breakfast...

There is a 24 hour breakfast diner around here somewhere.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:04 PM

SOUP BOMB!!!

You're all covered in soup now.

Bwahhahahahahhahaha

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:21 PM

*Falls back screaming*
The soup! It has too much water in it!
*Frantically rubs it in her hair.*

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:29 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*turns right around to see what else is behind her back...*

Oh!! A love bomb!! Here - catch!! *tosses it at Little Albatross!

*turns around again - notices BlackBeanie rubbing soup into her hair... or his... *

Awww... that's really kind of endearing you know!

*turns around a third time - because third time's a charm*

*Does the three time turnin' dance of Bigfoot happiness!*

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:33 PM

Off the record, it's her.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Off the record, it's her.

What is it on the record?

WARNING: Gratuitous Monty Python reference.

I object to all of this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.

This has been a gratuitous Monty Python reference.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:54 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

WARNING: Gratuitous Monty Python reference.

I object to all of this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.

Hahahahaha!!! Ok, you've brought sunshine into a crazy nutcase's day.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 11:27 AM

Sunshine ? No, it burns usssss preciousss ....

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:20 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

But I needs my sunshine. This thing has been following me 'round all day long --->

*gets shocked in the butt and jumps*

Ouchie

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:27 PM

I'll sort out that cloud for ya!

*Runs after big black cloud, swearing like a sailor and making obscene gestures*

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:45 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Yay! My hero! Saved by expletives and gesturing!

Uh oh! I think it's fighting back, G32! It brought SPIDERS!!!

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:47 PM

SPIDERS!?!?! No way I'm herioc enough to deal with that! RUN AWAY!!!

*runs away like the girly girl he is*

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Hahahahaha!!! Ok, you've brought sunshine into a crazy nutcase's day.

Sunshine.

Sun. Shine.

Shine. Sun.

Shine. Moon.

Moon. Shine.

Moonshine.

Sunmoon. Moonsun. Shineshine.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 26, 2007 2:02 PM

Moonshine ? I'll have some please..

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, January 26, 2007 5:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Moonshine ? I'll have some please..

Carefull that stuff'll make you blind.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 1:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Moonshine ? I'll have some please..

Carefull that stuff'll make you blind.

I thought it made you bald??

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:02 AM

Doesn't it do both?

The Crow: Serenity
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 3:00 AM

Both blind and bald ???

I must have some immediately !!!!!

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 6:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Both blind and bald ???

I must have some immediately !!!!!

But it wont give you gout so no trifecta.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:01 PM

I still wants me some moonshine...

Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 3:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I still wants me some moonshine...
Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !

Wikipedia has this (among other things) to say about Moonshine, "The Armenian name for moonshine is aragh (the word comes from Arabic araq عرق, meaning "sweat" or "juice"); however, the Russian word samogon is used more often, as aragh is synonymous with regular vodka."

Samogon??? Isn't that a book about a dragon?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 10:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I still wants me some moonshine...
Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !

The Cuttlefish's favourite drink is the fresh blood of 30 virgin Box Jellies, but moonshine mixed with Baileys is a worthy substitute! The Cuttlefish thanks LA29 for her generosity!

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator32:

That is the cutest cuttlefish ever by the way.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:09 AM

Grandpapa? Is that you?

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Grandpapa?

I never married.

David

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:35 AM

No, the cuttlefish, I thought he was someone else.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:37 AM