The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings by daveshayne

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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Friday, February 9, 2007 06:24
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Friday, February 2, 2007 7:58 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Oh look... a dragon!!

WHERE???

*looks about frantically*

Oh, it's just Dave. On to more pressing matters like who's been using my cheese grater to grate cheese again?? That's not what it's used for people! It's clearly used to grate green jelly cubes and table legs! *sigh*

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Friday, February 2, 2007 8:00 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Getting a little out of character here, I did know that. I was talking about playing the video game. Also, I was talking like a nutcase. That is what we do here, see. Don't take it so seriously.

Hehehe.... I was completely in character. Most people think I'm a complete nutjob and I don't even have to act.

- 6ixStringJack, Lemming Defender

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 5:23 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*gasp* There is someone defending the evilness of the lemmings?? Any consorter with the lemmings must share their fate! You will be sporked and given to the Great Cuttlefish! Maybe even seasoned a bit and given a garnish before we present you.

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:05 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Your spork is no match for my fpoon wench!

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 3:33 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Your spork is no match for my fpoon wench!

There wil be NO matching of fpoons in this thread! Dragon Dave has spoken!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 4:32 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Your spork is no match for my fpoon wench!

*glares* You DARE bring a fpoon in here?? Oh, and actually, I'm more of a devil pixie than a wench.

*pushes Jack into the cheese tub*

Huh, you look better covered in cheese.

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 5:14 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

That's what I said.... no one can match the might of the Legendary Fpoon of the Lemmings!

....even if it is covered in cheese.

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 6:18 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
That's what I said....

Now, now. You know what I meant. And what I meant is not what you said.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 6:38 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

spaghetti?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 7:31 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Talk to the Fpoon, cause the nutjob has no ears

Whhhhooooooooooeeeeeeee!

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 11:12 PM

GLADIATOR32

...in the space between a blink and a tear, death blooms...

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Saturday, February 3, 2007 11:54 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oh look at all the death blossoms... they smell so sweet...

But my new vat of cheese shampoo smells sweeter!!

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 1:25 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Go ahead and eat your bagles sporkluvers!

I will eat my soquid with a fpoon!

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 2:27 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I don't thick it's as think and rich as they say it is

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 5:56 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
spaghetti?

Mosticelli.

David

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 6:01 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Ravioli?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 6:33 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Shrimp scampi with linguini .

Bryce
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Sunday, February 4, 2007 6:33 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
Ravioli?

Tortellini!

David

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 2:56 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

BURMA!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Sunday, February 4, 2007 11:58 PM

GLADIATOR32

Chicken nuggets!

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Monday, February 5, 2007 12:45 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

I was digging for chicken nuggets in my garden but I just keep finding gold nuggets and they aren't so pretty...

Anyway - you can't make a fpoon with gold nuggest - just the chicken sort...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 1:26 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Crunchy interlopers. We don't need your ketchup. It's catsup we need.

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Monday, February 5, 2007 1:47 AM

BLACKBEANIE

Catsup is the life force.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Monday, February 5, 2007 4:26 AM

GLADIATOR32

Catsup?? I always thought the cats were down, myself...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 4:34 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

BOO !!!

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 4:42 AM

GLADIATOR32

BWAH!

And just when I thought I was safe...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 4:52 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Sweetie , you're never safe from me

I'll always be there waiting..

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:12 AM

GLADIATOR32

You will?? Better prepar my "Bryce Tracker"...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:39 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Wow , I merit such a machine ? Shiny ! :smile

LA29 sneaks quietly up behind Gladiator32 and ...

gives him a

HA !

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:46 AM

GLADIATOR32

BWA...wait, a pleasant surprise! Shiny!

And yes, you do merit such a machine, just a shame it don't work...

*throws tracker out the window*

I'm still confused by the up cats and the down cats...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 6:32 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Don't woory, Sparkles ate the cats.

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 6:40 AM

GLADIATOR32

Ah! All is well in the land once again!

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Monday, February 5, 2007 6:44 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Don't woory, Sparkles ate the cats.

But, but, but... I liked the cats...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 6:46 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Yes , all's well.Except for those nasty goblins in the closet.

If they stay there , they'll mess up the towels.

Roxy - At least I stopped Sparkles before he ate Gilbert !

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 7:07 AM

GLADIATOR32

Don't worry, me and my Elven army will make short work of those goblins!

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Monday, February 5, 2007 7:18 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Those elves... always good to have around in a war

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 7:22 AM

GLADIATOR32

Ain't they just! But just be aware, they'll expect payment... in the form of carpet cleaner...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 8:39 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

But it's in the closet with the goblins !!!

What do we do now ?????

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 11:51 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
But it's in the closet with the goblins !!!

What do we do now ?????

Spray goblin repelent.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, February 5, 2007 1:19 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Well , you're a dragon, do something scary !

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 4:06 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Pizza, French Fry!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:26 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

MMMmmmm pizza on french fries...

Bryce
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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:34 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*rubs soup in LA29's hair*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:44 PM

TRAVELER

If you keep enough junk stashed in your closet like I do there won't be any room for goblins. Remember a shabby closet is a happy closet.

Traveler

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Monday, February 5, 2007 5:47 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Don't woory, Sparkles ate the cats.

Sparkles is now my sworn enemy!!! as I am Guy, Lover of soups and pretector of lovely furry felines!!!

*to sparkles* I shall see you in the air at dawn!! *goes off to get his fighter ready*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, February 5, 2007 6:22 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Well , you're a dragon, do something scary !

Ahem. Memememe.

*dragon dave sings*

I'll go home and get my panties
You go home and get your scanties
And away we'll go
Mm, off we're gonna shuffle
Shuffle off to Buffalo

Is that scary enough for you?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, February 5, 2007 7:17 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*climbs in the windown*

Ow... scary and hurtie!! I was hit on the head by this piece of space junk... I think I should be looking for Bryce for some reason... but I am too scared and too hurt to think about that... I will think about it tomorrow...

In the mean time does anyone want to play with my new bowl of cold spagetti with me - it is such fun to twirl it without spork or fpoon and try to work out whether you are brushing your hair or your spagetti strands...

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Monday, February 5, 2007 7:53 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*jumps in the bowl of spagetti*

Tomato soup?

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 6:41 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
In the mean time does anyone want to play with my new bowl of cold spagetti with me - it is such fun to twirl it without spork or fpoon and try to work out whether you are brushing your hair or your spagetti strands...

*dave brushes what he thinks is his spaghetti.*

David

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 6:49 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*sticks spork in the bowl of spaghetti and pulls out...*

A lemming?? Ewwww!! These things get everywhere.

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