The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings by daveshayne

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Ooo, sorry PR and ouch, that was my spleen!
Nope, coffee doesn't bleed, it cries. Gets the sad out.
I took the raisins. The pickles needed eyes.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 7:17 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*makes catsup and cat soup for the eye pickles*
Your spleen okay?

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 7:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*sticks spork in the bowl of spaghetti and pulls out...*

A lemming??

Little RoxyFreefall sat in the main hall
Playing with a bowl of plain spaghetti
She commenced with the sporking and pulled out a lemming
And said I'll have to show it to the Yeti

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:25 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Spleen's ok PR, thanks! It was faking again cause it didn't want to go to school. Silly lil spleen.

Hey Dave! Where's the Yeti I can show this lemming to?

*holds up sporked lemming*

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Hey Dave! Where's the Yeti I can show this lemming to?

Swimming in the lake of edam last time I saw him. Just give a holler and he should find you.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 9:28 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Well then who do I give the holler to? Oh boy this is starting to get confusing. I think I need to go stand on my head for a while.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 9:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Well then who do I give the holler to?

The holler taker.

Quote:
Oh boy this is starting to get confusing. I think I need to go stand on my head for a while.

I could stand on your head if it will help.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 10:27 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

I could stand on your head if it will help.

Why thank you Dave, that would save me a lot of trouble. Just don't wear heals if you can help it.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Just don't wear heals if you can help it.

I'll just go barefootsied then.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:14 AM

CITIZEN

You know sporking fiesty lemmings can get you arrested for animal cruelty.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:16 AM

GLADIATOR32

Lemmings aren't animals, they're MANIMALS. Not many people know that. But I do. And now you do too!

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:19 AM

CITIZEN

I think the less said about manimal the better.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:20 AM

Spory,sporky,sporkety spork !!!

The Yeti is over at the pub.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:29 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

The Yeti is over at the pub.

He is?? Oh crap, I gotta get over there and show him my sporked lemming!

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
You know sporking fiesty lemmings can get you arrested for animal cruelty.

You'll never take me alive copper!

Top of the world, Ma! Top of the world!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 1:23 PM

Falafels for everyone !!

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:03 PM

MORWEN112

*wanders in, sees spaghetti, sporks and fpoons, grins*

Hey, what's up? Looks like you've got a mighty fine shindig going on! Can I join?

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:09 PM

LA29 welcomes you and would like to give you this shiny pancake hat

Now you'll fit right in !

You might even get to meet the great and mighty, powerful ... cuttlefish !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:09 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator32:
Lemmings aren't animals, they're MANIMALS. Not many people know that. But I do. And now you do too!

*sticks her fingers in her ears, closes her eyes and sings a silly song*

mares-eat-oats-and-does-eat-oats-and-little-lambs-eat-ivy...

a-kid-'ll-eat-ivy-too... wouldn't it make them really sick in their tummies and want to... ah...

*removes fingers from her ears...*[i/]

Now I forgot what I didn't want to know so that magical song has worked once again...

*smiles and opens her eyes*

Ooooh - Morwen! You have come to share in the spagetti but the little lambs might be too sick to drink with you now... never mind - we have fpoons - though all my sporks turned into didgeridoos and ran off with the halo I was saving for my return to innocence...

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:34 PM

TRAVELER

I just got good at using a spork, now I have to learn to use a fpoon.

I can't even pronouce it, let alone use a fpoon.

Maybe I will skip the spagetti and go for something like jello. Sporks can handle jello; right?

Traveler

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:47 PM

Traveler !!

LA29 runs around him doing a happy dance !! You're back !!

Jello is best when drank through a crazy straw.
Except for the lime jello.That still has nails in it.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 2:57 PM

TRAVELER

Is that why I bleed so much when I eat lime jello.
I thought it was an allergy.

Now I can use a crazy straw. I will have to practice using the fpoon in the dark so no one sees how bad I am with it.

But, please will someone tell me how fpoon is pronounced. I am getting tongue tied just typing it in this post. My mind keeps seeing this word and goes to the the happy place.

Traveler

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 3:00 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*looks solomnly at Traveler*

Jello is easiest sucked through a hollow spagetti... but you have to close your eyes to do it just right...

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 4:35 PM

*sporks sparkles until the what-ever-it-is runs and hides* VENGEANCE FOR THE KITTY CATS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 5:31 PM

Sparkles is my dancing bear & was only pretending to eat the kittys to make Gladiator32 feel better and stop being so afraid.The cats are well and living in San fransisco

They knew about the sham all along...

LA29 waltzes away with sparkles.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 5:33 PM

oh, in that case, my apologies

*sneaks up behind LA29* BWAH!!!!!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 5:45 PM

Ack !

You made me drop my bowl of petunias ! But don't worry, we can eat them later.

LA29 gives Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown a box of snowflakes.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 5:53 PM

YAY snowflakes!!

*opens the box* Huh?! this thing is full of water!!

(and for future reference call me King Saladbar)

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 7:13 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

You dropped the petunias??? Oh no! Not again!

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 1:38 AM

LA29 gives PR a huge hug for knowing that one !

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 3:49 PM

Those conformists would do party tricks and wanted to dance with that virgin.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 4:00 PM

MORWEN112

Quote:
LA29 welcomes you and would like to give you this shiny pancake hat

Thank you! *puts on shiny pancake hat and does the shiny pancake hat of joy*

And Traveler- fpoon is pronounced "fuh-POON" Poon is like pool, only with an N on it 'stead of a P.

*pulls out a giant bowl of cherry Jello* this is the best kind! Crazy straws for all!

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 4:15 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Your Sporks R Belong 2 US!

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007 4:42 PM

TRAVELER

Finally able to pronounce fpoon, I can take my crazy straw and begin devouring lime jello.

Some people have to be taught to keep their snow boxes in a cold place, like Milwaukee, so they don't have water when they open it.

Did I miss anything? There are more topics in this thread than Irishmen in a tavern on St. Patty's Day. Well it does not have to be St. Patty's Day. That is, not in Milwaukee. I can not speak for the rest of the world.

Traveler

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 1:48 AM

*rubs jello over Traveler's head*

What do I win?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 1:53 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 gives PR a huge hug for knowing that one!

Hugs is nice. But do you know where your towel is?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:50 AM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:56 AM

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs to grabs his special mirrored titanium spork*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:07 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

"I refuse to prove I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing..."

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
"I refuse to prove I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing..."

That line of thinking leads to disastrous encounters with zebra crossings.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 10:33 AM

GLADIATOR32

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
zebra

I prefer the term 'Stripey Horse'. Doesn't hurt the sparrows so much...

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 11:14 AM

LA29 hides behind Gladiator32 - I don't like those stripey horses, they aren't singing and they smell funny.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 12:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 hides behind Gladiator32 - I don't like those stripey horses, they aren't singing and they smell funny.

It's not their fault. They don't know the words and they smell the only way they can; through their noses.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:02 PM

Well no wonder I'm afraid of them ! How silly using their noses to smell.Don't they know that their ears would do a much better job ???

I'm never going to be able to waltz with them there watching & waiting...They're up to no good.No good I say.

LA29 stays behind Gladiator32...I'm not going out there until the stripey horses leave...

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 2:56 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Be careful, LA29. *whispers* There may be a possibility G32 could be in league with them. He was the 1st one to call them 'stripey horse' ya know.

*looks at G32 suspiciously*

Oops! There goes my brain slipping again. Better get it back in place.

*does a hand stand*

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
No good I say.

Bah they are only misunderstood. The stripes mean not what you think but a thing of other entirely. Ladle the hot cheese over the giant pretzel and love the words from our sponsors. I am a fish.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:41 PM

Woops, there it goes. *clank* Yep, my brain stopped.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 4:50 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*picks up Fish Dave and slaps Guy with him*

How's that? Did that get it working again?

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