The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings by daveshayne

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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Friday, February 9, 2007 06:24
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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:07 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*swaps brains with Magda*

That did it!!

*looks around* if only we had a sack of pomatoes

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:12 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*picks up Fish Dave and slaps Guy with him*

I understand the motivation behind slapping Guy but what do you have against me?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:15 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
*whispers*...oh and I would love some of the hot cheese too David...

Hot cheese! Getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha, hot cheese! Hot cheese here! I gotcha hot cheese.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:21 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Well duh, I needed a fish and you were the closest fish I could find. I have nothing against you. You're just shiny!

Ok, I'm confused. Who's got my brain now? Or did I ever even have my brain? Or was it a turnip posing as a brain to make himself look cool?

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http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:31 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*shows up in a mad wig and lavender robe*

Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Live" , "Lead and Beat Magic two thousand and four" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:45 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Ok, I'm confused. Who's got my brain now?

*dave looks up from behind the very scientific looking assemblage of pipes, vials, Tesla coils, and clipboards.*

I have everybodies' brains right here in my laboritory. See they are all here in alphabetical order in neat rows of clearly labeled jars. See this brain. It belongs to Abby Normal.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 5:49 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

you know, I was wondering, why do ppl want to be sane? it's so much more fun our way *tosses Dave into the cheese pool and runs away laughing*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 6:20 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Magda sits and shakes her head, quite vigorously, again...*

Why do I suddenly want to get my hands on a buxom blonde?

I like those stripey things though... what were they called again...

it!

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 6:21 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
*tosses Dave into the cheese pool and runs away laughing*

I'm a dragon fish. I'm perfectly capable of tossing myself into the cheese.

*dragon dave tosses himself into the pool of cheese*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 6:25 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
*Magda sits and shakes her head, quite vigorously, again...*

Why do I suddenly want to get my hands on a buxom blonde?

That is a very good question

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 6:29 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
I have everybodies' brains right here in my laboritory.

*taps Dave on the shoulder and then wipes her cheese covered finger on the side of the pool*

Um, are you done with my brain yet? I need to take it for a walk or it will be all over excited for the rest of the day.

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http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 6:58 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

anyone else think we need a new ward (translation: thread)?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:29 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

thread are there to be pulled - they cause stitches to be needed... yes... we need a new word... definitely...

And some buxom wenches too please...

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 7:30 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*dreamily* wenches is nice. can I have a red haired one?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 8, 2007 11:05 PM

GLADIATOR32

*commando-crawls into the thread, pulls the pin and throws a grenade at the stripey horses*

BOOM!!!

No more stripey horse problems!

*backwards-commando-crawls out of the thread*

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www.myspace.com/32dan32

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Friday, February 9, 2007 1:32 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 comes out of hiding...and does the happy dance.
I thought those nasty srtipey horses would never leave....
Thank you Gladiator32 ...you've done a kindness and should have an apple now.

LA29 dives into the cheese pool...

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, February 9, 2007 6:24 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
(translation: thread)?

New thread here. Do not be confused by the double post. http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=26989

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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