Loafer's Nook 29- Bring me to life ...Clear! Bzzzz! by Jadehand

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Loafer's Nook 29- Bring me to life ...Clear! Bzzzz!

POSTED BY: JADEHAND
UPDATED: Friday, March 16, 2007 17:19
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Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:02 PM

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Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:29 PM

I loves me some Cheese.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 12:52 AM

*Swears to never ever again come in to w*** on a weekend, extra pay or not*

Yes, there are jobs that are absolute mind numbers (what?!) ... er, are mind numbing....

*Does not resist the part where he is strapped into the coat with the many broad straps and is led away, drooling, to Happyland. Where, if he is really lucky, some nice white-smocked and blue-gloved person will apply the cortical electrodes.*

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 7:02 AM

don't forget the syringes full of happy juice.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

*Does not resist the part where he is strapped into the coat with the many broad straps and is led away, drooling, to Happyland. Where, if he is really lucky, some nice white-smocked and blue-gloved person will apply the cortical electrodes.*

Maybe Nurse McLoverly could get transfered to the psych ward?

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Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Maybe Nurse McLoverly could get transfered to the psych ward?

She'll need to invest in some restraints.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Sunday, February 11, 2007 11:04 AM

I'm sure the patients won't mind.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, February 12, 2007 7:24 AM

I can help with the restraints....

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 10:32 AM

No, thanks. I think I can handle this on my own.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, February 12, 2007 10:43 AM

Ok, I'll just prep syringes full of Ativan,
and a few other things.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:04 AM

Go away with your needles!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:15 AM

*injects Serenity*
Thanks Jade, just the distraction I needed.

Don't worry about the tingeling sensation, I'd worry about the paralysis that comes afterwards if I were you.

Now, where did I leave that bone saw?

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:28 AM

halp!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:38 AM

Oh don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

It'll hurt a lot.

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Monday, February 12, 2007 11:43 AM

eep!

HALP!!!!!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Monday, February 12, 2007 3:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Go away with your needles!

Awww. Needle play is fun.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 6:22 AM

Don't worry ma'am, I will save you!

Ooo, bacon sandwiches.

*chomp chomp*

I'll be right with you

*chomp*

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:16 AM

*puts more bacon on*
This misdirection lark is easier than world leaders make it look.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:38 AM

*sigh*

Whatever happened to chivalry? Guess I'll have to save myself.

*Goes into Charlie's Angels Mode.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:42 AM

*loads more needles..... Injects self.... naps*

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:43 AM

Do I hear seventies music?
*Smashes up the radio*
That's quite enough of that Charlies Angels nonsense thank you very much. Now, where did I leave the eyeball poker?

Oh don't worry, it's a rather strange name for the tool, it doesn't poke eyeballs at all.

It extracts them.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 8:58 AM

I'd like my eyeballs to stay right where they are, thank you very much.

*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Struggles in such a way that causes a bit more cleavage to be revealed than in entirely necessary.*

That doesn't work on me missy, I know what you want and the only reason it's in my trousers is because thats where I keep the key. Can't think of a better place, no one's going to go in after it there.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:49 AM

Oh, come on now! You're being a VERY bad villain. Everyone knows the villain is supposed to be distracted by the sexual advances of the pretty, buxom blonde, which gives her enough time to either a)cut her bonds free, kick him in the head and escape, b)sneak the gun out of a thug's holster, point it at the villain, and escape or c) allow the male hero guy to get off his ass and save her already.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 10:09 AM

No, I'm a good Villain. I've studied those hacks. I told you, none of this "No Mr Bond I'll explain my plans to you in detail then place you in a convoluted overly complex and implausible method of execution and then leave you alone satisfied you are dead" more with the "Shut up Bond" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *stab* *slash* *splat* *crunch*.
Murderous rampages can be fun.

And those bonds are made from diamond impregnated titanium, no cutting those, my thugs are not bumbling buffoons, they are highly trained and keep their guns carefully guarded and the only individual currently disposed to rescue you is being placated by Bacon sandwiches.

So you see there really is no escape, and please stop wriggling, I'm trying to draw a line to guide the incision and I don't want it going wonky.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 7:21 PM

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 5:46 AM

Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 6:46 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Now where was I? Oh yes. saving the day in my own unique idiom.

They called an idiom a lot at hero school.

Oh yes, the rescue, right.

Aha!

*slices at Serenity's chains*

Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword. And what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 8:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

No, don't be like that, it's so much more fun if you struggle to the end, you never know, you might find an opening...

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Correction 237 Bacon Sandwiches impregnated with sleeping pills.

Quote:
what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?

PAH! You don't gain world domination, at least lasting world domination, by respect. You gain it by making the opposition cower before you in abject fear, respect is for losers. No one's ever respected me and I'm a fully self actualised evil Villian with minions and a taco stand.

Quote:
Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword.

I think perhaps you have forgotten the pecularities of the British legal system. I think you'll find that I'm suing you for £10,000 for damage to property and trauma for the attempted foiling of my diabolical plans.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 12:01 PM

Oh, good! If you're suing SimonWho, that means I'm evidence and you'll have to put off your diabolical plan to kill me in terrible ways until after the trial.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:20 PM

Ha! The same trick that House pulled in... that... episode... wha...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 1:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, fine. I guess I'll just submit to my inevitable demise, since there is obviously no possible means of escape.

No, don't be like that, it's so much more fun if you struggle to the end, you never know, you might find an opening...

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
If there's one thing nicer than a bacon sandwich, it's 237 bacon sandwiches in quick succession.

Correction 237 Bacon Sandwiches impregnated with sleeping pills.

Quote:
what's with the lack of monologueing? How are people going to respect you as a villain if you don't explain how diabolical you are in great detail?

PAH! You don't gain world domination, at least lasting world domination, by respect. You gain it by making the opposition cower before you in abject fear, respect is for losers. No one's ever respected me and I'm a fully self actualised evil Villian with minions and a taco stand.

Quote:
Um... right Citizen, you owe me £53 pounds compensation for my broken sword.

I think perhaps you have forgotten the pecularities of the British legal system. I think you'll find that I'm suing you for £10,000 for damage to property and trauma for the attempted foiling of my diabolical plans.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007 10:23 PM

edited to remove offense.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 7:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Why am I restraining myself here? I feel free elsewhere. You guys are so repressed, that you make me nervous. Wake The F Up! You are being manipulated and controlled by the evil. The ones who wish to convince you that you are something you are not. You are human, you are animal. rip and bite. eat. devour. own. control. Or be a victim of manipulation.

I don't think everyone is into that sort of thing, it takes all sorts and all that. Personally I inflict pain on myself all the time, everything from punching gravel bags until my fists bleed to being hit by staffs. We call it IronMan Gee Kung training, preparing the body to accept the rigour of combat in the most violent way possible. The body 'learns' by doing, so if you want your body to be able to take a hit during a fight, you have to be hit over and over again in controlled circumstances. I've never been turned on by it though.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 9:55 AM

this explains the pimpbot

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
this explains the pimpbot

How so?

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:03 AM

So, if we're not into S&M, then we're being manipulated?

That's

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 12:13 PM

that's not what I meant...
sorry to offend you.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:29 PM

*wakes up*

Wha?

Mmm.... naptime.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:34 PM

JH, we all know about your hobbies and interests. You don't need to keep reminding us.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:23 PM

that's not what I meant...
sorry to offend you.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:48 PM

^5 brother

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 3:56 PM

Hello LightMeDark. How are you today? I hope you are well. I am well. I must loaf soon. Perhaps some food. I look forward to D*C.
May everyone be well until then.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 5:26 AM

Bored now.

Think I'll go nap on the comfy couch.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, February 16, 2007 5:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

Think I'll go nap on the comfy couch./

*Interupts the nappage, with nefarious intent*

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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:04 AM

Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
...sleep is overrated anyway.

Ain't it just!

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Friday, February 16, 2007 6:21 AM

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Oh well, sleep is overrated anyway.

Lay off the sleep man, it's all some of us get!

Oh I had a fight today.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
^5 brother

Hey, bro. How badly is Winter treating ya? Cuz, I want to thank you for taking the brunt of it, and leaving us in Torontoland relatively functional, eh!

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