Loafer's Nook 29- Bring me to life ...Clear! Bzzzz! by Jadehand

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Originally posted by citizen:
Oh I had a fight today.

NO! You, quarreling with peeps? Unimaginable!

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:09 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
What kind of fight?

More to the point, can we profit by selling tix to this?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:34 AM

Some guy at work always throws things like tape at people, just messing around. He was annoying me so I threw some tape at him and he blew his top and threw a printer at me. I nearly kicked him in the face, luckilly I thought better of it (he's a grade higher than me...) and just pushed him away and said "What the F**K is your problem you throw s**t at me all the time".

Then we were dragged away from each other and it was all over.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:38 AM

If you were in my daycare class, I'd make the two of you sit together in time out until 1)you both apologized and 2) you both said the other could get up.

Sorry that guy was being an idiot. But, that can't be a good move in the "keeping your job" direction.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:42 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
If you were in my daycare class, I'd make the two of you sit together in time out until 1)you both apologized and 2) you both said the other could get up.

If we were in your day care class I doubt Lexmark printers would be introduced to the subtle art of flying.

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Sorry that guy was being an idiot. But, that can't be a good move in the "keeping your job" direction.

Apparently I threw the tape really hard, but at the same time I really didn't mean for it to hit him, and didn't realise how hard I threw it. Also I think Low flying printers was a might bit of an over reaction. I apologised for throwing the tape, but I still can't quite see how a printer is equivalent to tape, no matter how hard it's thrown.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:44 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
...(he's a grade higher than me...)

Yeah, and the crappiest part is that you don't ever want to mess with the Corporate, er, Human Resources peeps, because their agenda is remarkably easy to identify, yep.

Still, too bad you didn't kick that motherf

er's ass.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:45 AM

Throwing tape is immature, but throwing a printer is RIDICULOUS behaviour for any grown person to engage in.

Though, who knows? The Lexmark printer may have enjoyed it's brief bout with the art of aerodynamics.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:48 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Though, who knows? The Lexmark printer may have enjoyed it's brief bout with the art of aerodynamics.

That is such a... cozenesque post! I wonder if my influence upon your mindset, if there has been any, is questionable?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:56 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Throwing tape is immature, but throwing a printer is RIDICULOUS behaviour for any grown person to engage in.

Are you trying to say I'm immature, because if you are you're a big smelly pants and I hate you!

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Though, who knows? The Lexmark printer may have enjoyed it's brief bout with the art of aerodynamics.

If I hadn't hit it in mid air it would have hit me too, which is disturbing, I imagine a laser printer to the face would hurt a bit.

Though aerodynamically a printer isn't great, despite those lying adverts.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 7:58 AM

ha ha! Actually, I was thinking of Douglas Adams when I wrote that, but if you'd like to take credit, do feel free. Though, I also fear for my poor brain!

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:01 AM

I really can't believe someone would throw a printer. It's just ridiculous.

Is he getting reprimanded or anything?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:07 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I really can't believe someone would throw a printer. It's just ridiculous.

Is he getting reprimanded or anything?

No, there was only four of us in the office at the time, we're keeping it between ourselves. I'm fine with that, we're more or less cool now. No harm done.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:13 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
No harm done.

Gorramit, where's the drama in that?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:18 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
Gorramit, where's the drama in that?

Well I can get severe brain injury and fall in love with my surgeon who brings me back from the dead but turns out to be a blood sucking alien who wants to eat my brains, then I'll wake up and realise that that and my following gruesome murder was actually just a dream if you want drama.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:29 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
...my... gruesome murder was actually just a dream if you want drama.

Kinda disapointing,

from a dramatic viewpoint, if it's just a dream, eh?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:30 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
Kinda disapointing, from a dramatic viewpoint, if it's just a dream, eh?

So you want me murdered for real then. But anyway, it worked for Dallas.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:34 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
...it worked for Dallas.

Whatever you do, make sure you're with a hottie in the shower scene, eh?

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Whatever happened to all of the gfn in movies, eh?

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:36 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:
Whatever you do, make sure you're with a hottie in the shower scene, eh?

I'll probably get a hot toddie instead...

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Friday, February 16, 2007 8:39 AM

*Averts his eyes from the shower scene. Changes channels, even.*

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Friday, February 16, 2007 9:24 AM

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Originally posted by cozen:

Whatever happened to all of the gfn in movies, eh?

Who cares about the gfn! There is nearly a complete lack of gmn in cinema these days, an oversight that is in dire need of correction.

I humbly volunteer Nathan Fillian.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 11:01 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

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Originally posted by cozen:
Hey, bro. How badly is Winter treating ya? Cuz, I want to thank you for taking the brunt of it, and leaving us in Torontoland relatively functional, eh!

You're welcome, I guess...haha. We got nailed pretty good a couple of days ago (had to dig my car out with my snow brush, ha), but it's calmed down today.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 2:01 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:

Can Citizen find true love with a a blood sucking, brain eating, alien surgeon? Tune in once again to as the printer flys.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 3:11 AM

SIMONWHO

In next week's episode...

*clunk*

*bleeding*

I'm guessing that's a no.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 5:46 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
In next week's episode...

*clunk*

*bleeding*

I'm guessing that's a no.

Damn! and it had such potential, another promising series cancelled by Fox TV.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:16 AM

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Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Damn! and it had such potential, another promising series cancelled by Fox TV.

And in next weeks episode Citizen awakes to find it was all a dream.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:58 AM

*sits high in the rafters dissapointed that she was too late to save Serenity by swinging throught the air on her rope making Tarzan noises, kicking Evil Citizen in the head, undoing Serenity's bond and then fighting their way out Charlies Angels style*

I ALWAYS wanted to do that...

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I really can't believe someone would throw a printer. It's just ridiculous.]

see, i would have found it hard to believe, had i not remembered that they work for the MOD, and the government.

This sort of thing would happen all the time in the Commons. If there were lexmark printers available.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I really can't believe someone would throw a printer. It's just ridiculous.

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:

*clunk*

*bleeding*

hey! thats an idea....

oh come on, its much more efficient than democracy!

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:17 AM

She's got a point.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:00 PM

i always have a point!

ok, well thats a blatent lie... but i always have a point when i have a point!

yup, like that excellent proposal for solving the 'All The Stupid People Are Breeding' Crisis - i.e the removing of all hazard and safety advice labelling from dangerous aticles - the proposal for Providing Moderately Sized Projectiles For Politicians In Order To Shorten Debate Time should see all that umming and ahhing and taking two years to pass a simple motion to change the flavour of the crisps they serve on the tea trolly cut don to a minimum, and as long as the largest sharpest projectiles are placed in the vicinity of the liberals, we might actually break this stalemate of out with the old and in with the old.

Not that i think the Liberals are any better, i mean if they were able to find their arses with both hands an a map they'd have had a spot in number 10 already, but at least they would be something different.

but thats just me ranting. Time for bed methinks

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Sunday, February 18, 2007 4:37 PM

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Originally posted by seryn:
Time for bed methinks

Want company? Some of us Yanks aren't quite as subtle as our northern neighbors. (or was that the other thread?)

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, February 19, 2007 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by seryn:
and as long as the largest sharpest projectiles are placed in the vicinity of the liberals, we might actually break this stalemate of out with the old and in with the old.

Assuming they could work out which end to hold.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 1:55 PM

aye, that is a problem...

What is this? you wait your whole life for a decent man and then three come along at one!

ah, as great as directness is i'm afraid i have to decline, my dear SR - on account of me not wanting to be beaten up by your other half...

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Monday, February 19, 2007 2:35 PM

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Originally posted by seryn:

What is this? you wait your whole life for a decent man and then three come along at one!

That's what happens, Seryn, when you are so utterly irresistable.

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Monday, February 19, 2007 7:49 PM

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Originally posted by seryn:
aye, that is a problem...

What is this? you wait your whole life for a decent man and then three come along at one!

Do you mean to imply that I'm a decent man?

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ah, as great as directness is i'm afraid i have to decline, my dear SR - on account of me not wanting to be beaten up by your other half...

Well just remember it's the thought that counts. Besides what are the chances of you taking me up on my offer when we are separated by a huge ocean, a big continent and seven time zones. By the time you are waking up I'm just starting to snore.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, February 19, 2007 9:58 PM

wow, i didn't know the nook was so big....

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Monday, February 19, 2007 10:10 PM

From, http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/070219/K021904AU.html

What are those British (and colonial) scientists up to, what with the Mad [ Animal ] diseases? Okay, this one's a mutation, but I'm still nervous.... It's impacting upon my loafage.

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Since it's clearly a yellowbelly, I'd call it Coward the Duck.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 4:06 AM

aww, poor wee thing!

But maybe, with the extra webbed feet, it'll be an even quicker swimmer?

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 1:50 PM

or it could learn to make hores noises, and do impressions
ok, someone in a movie said something about how they shortened Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC cause the wern't legally allowed to call them chickens any more - they were some mutants thing with a hundred legs and wings fed through tubes.

funny at the time, cause it was unimaginable...

eek!

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 2:10 PM

Four chicken legs per Chicken, a triumph and all we had to do was pump mutagens into the atmosphere! What's the matter with you commies? More legs means more sales which means more profits, take your 'commie' sympath elsewhere!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:47 AM

You know, Citizen is making a good point. I think we should leave, and take all of our free-range, organic, sustainable farming with us. Let him and the other non-commies have their genetically engineered foods and horomone clogged cattle, their mutant chickens and cloned meats. They can have all the hydrogenated oils and msgs and aspartames and all the parabens, too. Take it all! You're welcome to it.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:59 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You know, Citizen is making a good point. I think we should leave, and take all of our free-range, organic, sustainable farming with us. Let him and the other non-commies have their genetically engineered foods and horomone clogged cattle, their mutant chickens and cloned meats. They can have all the hydrogenated oils and msgs and aspartames and all the parabens, too. Take it all! You're welcome to it.

I suppose you'll pay the slaves, erm employees, a livable wage too huh. Crazy Socialists.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 3:53 AM

Yup. That's me. Crazy as a loon.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:25 AM

We know hun.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:59 AM

Mff pmfppffpmmpp ffmppffmf mfmfmfffmfmm
http://www.namesuppressed.com/kenny/

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:42 AM

JADEHAND

fppmpp pmfppffpmmpp ffmppffmf fmpppfppf Fmmmppmmmppp.

"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
-Marillion -Goodbye to all that III the Opium Den -Brave
http://www.marillion.com/music/lyrics/brave.htm#goodbye

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 12:47 PM

You say that now, but wait untill I use the worm do line!

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 3:49 PM

JADEHAND

I don't know the worm do line. Can't be has bad as the thoughts I've had. Doubt things'll change.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 8:56 AM

Oh my goodness!! Wake up all of you!!

The place I come for fun and to get away from the bleh stress of my bleh stressful life has become so very boring of late.

This must be remedied!

Serenity,
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:07 AM