The Forsaken - I would gladly give you a nickle on Tuesday for a Hamburger today by FutureMrsFIllion

Firsties!!!!!!!!!!

At long last F.I.R.S.T.I.E.S

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Friday, March 9, 2007 9:45 PM

I don't know, that slip n slide doesn't look very forsakeny. Unless, maybe, blood of a sacrificial virgin instead of water?

Wheeeeeeeeee! Oh yeah. Thats fun.

Now I'm hungry too.

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Friday, March 9, 2007 9:46 PM

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Originally posted by Redlava:
Firsties!!!!!!!!!!

At long last F.I.R.S.T.I.E.S

*FMF and the dancing pickle (cause every thread should have one) do the firsties dance with Redlava)

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Friday, March 9, 2007 9:47 PM

It does when you do it nekkid after indulging in a pole dance!

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 2:40 AM

Well the lost wild child of the forsaken is back!!! Need everyones prayers and thoughts here. My company in Japan decided not to renew my contract in the area I am living. So diff options, one stay with company but relocate to diff area in Japan, 2. look for another company, or 3 pack up come back state side, save up money and come back again. Not exactly sure what all be doing. So wish me luck etc. Otherwise just hanging in there and rasien hell around area as usual. Hows everyone doing? Sorry its been a while. If I do end up staying might have found a cheaper way to get on and give everyone a wave.\
Anyways talk with ya later.
mata, Ookami yori

Suren I be aimen to be misbehaven!
Time to be chargen them purple bullies

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:35 AM

Thought this article was a little forsakeney.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17519758/

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:41 AM

SPACEANJL

Gaaah. If I drank that stuff, it would be like that scene at the end of 'The Wizard of Ox'. Or possibly 'Gremlins'.

I went to Jordan a couple of years back, stopped by the Red Sea. One tippy-toe in and whammo! Instant burn. Holy water baaaad.

Also, I had a lovely little cross-shaped burn on my neck for a while after a relative gave me a crucifix. I can claim nickel allergy all I like, those who know me think otherwise.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 12:47 PM

Hey Ookie so glad to have you back:) Hmmm that's quite the range of choices. I wish you luck!

FMF- slip-n-slide??

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 1:38 PM

I know what you mean. I went to my Sisters baptism several years ago, neither of us were baptized as children. She had to in order to marry and join the Catholic church. The priest was walking around with a palm frond and showering the mass with holy water. And I got one drop right in the eye. The only thing that I have gotten in my eye that burned more was Orange Juice and when I had lasik eye surgery. Stupid priest and his gorramn holy water.

I still have nightmares about that afternoon.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 1:39 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:19 PM

*NOTICE TO ALL FORSAKEN*** I have taken my pyre for a walk. It needed a little time with me in the Nathan thread. It will return shortly. There is no need to panic, I repeat THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC!!!!!

We now return to our previous scheduled forsaking already in progress.

I converted too, for the A

les family. Anyway, on christening day for #2, number #1 who at 3 has been taught that fire is HOT and not to touch, leans over and blows out #2's candle. YOU COULD NOT HEAR A PIN DROP in that church (Oh yeah, both my boys were baptized during a High Mass - guess Father thought they needed the extra help!

*with a swoosh FMF retires to her pyre*

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 6:19 PM

It will be my #1 goal to never be baptized. If I am baisted with holy water I won't burn in Hell, I'll just brown evenly.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:35 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Geez I am hungry! Time for A Forsaken Barbque! Who can we grill?

edit: I brought the slip n slide and SOME PEOPLE had better keep the whipped cream to themselves. It gets on everything and makes FMF all sticky - ewwww

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Well...I had to do something to make it interesting to draw Forsaken away from the soddin' chocolate fondue hot tub we had previously!

But yeah...I will just man my nice shiny travelling bar and serve everyone drinks. Then no one can complain about getting covered in whipped cream less they do it themselves

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Come bid on my delectable derriere at the Sweet Charity auction! Buy me for a good cause;D

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Monday, March 12, 2007 2:04 AM

Hey MSG,
Yup its kinda wild ride I`m on here. So far I`ve got 3 companies that are possibly interested. Interviewed with one today, was okay, but they are kinda looking for a female teacher so they will get back to me. Well at least I`ve got one brown coat convert over here and maybe another one if I can ever talk her into watching it lol.
Not much else going on around here. Wish me luck and I`m trying to keep on flying as long as I can.
mata, Ookami yori

Suren, I ain`t disagren, I only wanted another drink. Funny they even have gorram Alliance bars over here in Japan lol !!!!!!

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Monday, March 12, 2007 2:17 AM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, March 12, 2007 2:23 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oooo, chocolate hot tub!

*dives into chocolate hot tub*

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"Only Spartan women give birth to real men."

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Monday, March 12, 2007 3:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Geez I am hungry! Time for A Forsaken Barbque! Who can we grill?

Y'all can grill me if need be, I don't mind providing sustinence for my fellow Forsaken.

* idly watches Roxy as she utilizes the chocolate hottub *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction...Everybody's just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

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Monday, March 12, 2007 3:27 AM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

*prepares the Jimi bbq*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, March 12, 2007 5:28 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*prepares the Jimi bbq*

Hmmm, can I have some RIMG well done?

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"Only Spartan women give birth to real men."

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Monday, March 12, 2007 6:19 AM

I don't know what is going on- But Slip N Slide is the devil.

That is all

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Monday, March 12, 2007 6:25 AM

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Hmmm, can I have some RIMG well done?

Ma'am, I would be honored. :)

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction...Everybody's just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

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Monday, March 12, 2007 2:16 PM

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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I don't know what is going on- But Slip N Slide is the devil.

That is all

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?]

Well what else would we have in hell?

*FMF begins to dance nekkid around her pyre*

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, March 12, 2007 4:02 PM

..... Teddy Ruxpin?

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Monday, March 12, 2007 5:06 PM

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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
..... Teddy Ruxpin?

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?]

We had a Teddy Ruxpin once, it started talking all by itself. We had a Sauron that did the same thing - They both ended up in the shed down the back of the garden- just too damn freaky even for forsaken me!

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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, March 12, 2007 6:31 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
Well...I had to do something to make it interesting to draw Forsaken away from the soddin' chocolate fondue hot tub we had previously!

The hell do you mean 'previously'? *panic* Oh no, is it gone?!?
Oh, there it is...
*joins Roxy in the chocolate hot tub*

Methinks someone should post the link to the Forsaken history, so folk aren't so lost on what it is we do here...

Oh, and I vote for grilling kaneman. But that's always my vote.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 1:24 AM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Oh, and I vote for grilling kaneman. But that's always my vote.

I thought we were going for something tasty, not dry and irritating.

* joins Rose-doll and Roxy in the chocolate hottub with a plate of white chocolate s'mores and watches FMF's naked pyre dance *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction...Everybody's just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:16 AM

Told ya teddy Ruxpin is satan. Speak N Spell also gave me nightmares. If it wasn't for my She-ra's protecting me- I would have never survived

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:00 AM

Annie would agree with you. She has an absolute fear of any stuffed animal that's animatronic. Wyatt has a Pooh Bear that sings and she flips if anyone turns it on, climbs me and cries until we take it to the car. She is very literal and doesn't like stuffed toys to move or talk at ALL!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:17 AM

* dances into the pyre, stripping and lighting a cig on the flames as he does so *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
All we need is a voluntary, free spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction...Everybody's just gotta keep f*ckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:58 AM

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Originally posted by msg:
Annie would agree with you. She has an absolute fear of any stuffed animal that's animatronic. Wyatt has a Pooh Bear that sings and she flips if anyone turns it on, climbs me and cries until we take it to the car. She is very literal and doesn't like stuffed toys to move or talk at ALL!

After seeing Chucky or The puppet masters i wouldn't doubt why

Wonder how she feels about Disney world?

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:03 PM

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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:
Originally posted by BlueEyedBrigadier:
Well...I had to do something to make it interesting to draw Forsaken away from the soddin' chocolate fondue hot tub we had previously!

The hell do you mean 'previously'? *panic* Oh no, is it gone?!?
Oh, there it is...
*joins Roxy in the chocolate hot tub*

Methinks someone should post the link to the Forsaken history, so folk aren't so lost on what it is we do here...

Oh, and I vote for grilling kaneman. But that's always my vote.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Trust me, if the other 463 Forsaken threads didn't clue them in, one more won't help.

I say we grill some Brontosaurus burgers!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 9:00 PM

Hey all ya shiny Forsaken,
I`ve finally found a cheap way to keep posten up here. Assuming that I can keep flyen and stay in Japan lol. Just see what happens. I got my next interview Monday, then one first week of April. Then its decision time. Ie if any of them offer me a job, where my current company has an opening assuming the offer is still on table for a position in diff area or pack it up head back home save up and come on out again lol. Either way I`ve done the impossible, chalked up another yr in Japan. Plus I aim to be Misbehaven

So load up some of that nice shiny special sushi for me. Anyways wish me luck. Just taken it one day at a time.

mata, Ookami yori

Take my love, take my land, take me where I can`t stand, I`m still fee you can`t take me out of Asia lol

sorry for the bad karaoke

time to be chargen them Alliance cannons again

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 4:29 PM

ONLYME

*FMF lays down next to the pyre to tan in its glow*

edit: *FMF is incognito as onlyme from a friends computer*

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 4:33 PM

Hi FMF!!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:01 PM

ONLYME

Hey King Penguin. Shhhhhh tell no one you have seen me!

*FMF puts on her "i am incognito" sunglasses and lays back down*

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:07 PM

Hey FM..... er I mean Ms. Jane Doe lol.
Hows everything going? Just hangen in here as ya can tell from my post.
Anyways back to prepen for the interview.

mata, Ookami yori

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:49 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Well, a lot of people, especially new people, aren't gonna go find all the old Forsaken threads. That's why I made the history in the first place.
So, for anyone new who's gotten this far and wonders what the heck we're all about: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=23312

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:35 PM

BORNTOFLY

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Well, a lot of people, especially new people, aren't gonna go find all the old Forsaken threads. That's why I made the history in the first place.
So, for anyone new who's gotten this far and wonders what the heck we're all about: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=23312

Couldn't agree more. Hell, even if they didn't want an admittedly kickass history lesson in The Pyre, they can go for the hilarity that ensues in every Forsaken thread. This place is full of some of the wittiest people ever.

Now, where's the bar around here? Somewhere near the pyre? I need me some Mudders Milk...

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Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:40 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Full bar setup is over there *waves to the other side of the pyre from the chocolate tub* but I recomend the fine rice wine more than the mudder's milk. We've also got... everything else

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:48 PM

BORNTOFLY

*Sprint to the bar, eyes some Vodka, Medori, a shaker, a lime and some sugar.*

"Make mine a Samurai Sunshine."*

A Samurai Sunshine is a drink a friend and I made up at a bartending course. Bloody incredible.

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Forsaken initiate.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 4:00 AM

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Originally posted by OnlyMe:
*FMF puts on her "i am incognito" sunglasses and lays back down*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:49 PM

Hey PhoenixRose,
get me some sake and then a couple of shots of shochu to chase it down lol (Shochu being the Japanese version of Vodka -- made from potatos,or rice/barley, or plum pick your choice) Just got through an interview today. Went very good and got some very good feedback from the interviewer. Won`t know for a week though on the results. Otherwise just flyen and stayen shiny. Oh and of course raisen hell around the Kanto as much as possible lol.
mata, Ookami yori

I have a feelen we be rising again.
Time to enjoy the shindig around here ladies and gents.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:51 AM

It's really really quiet in here...kinda echoing... ok what's going on in here????

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 10:44 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
It's really really quiet in here...kinda echoing... ok what's going on in here????

I'm not telling. If the firelight doesn't illumine enough, ye need not know.

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:00 AM

ok now I'm just gonna have to get out the trusty flashlight and...OMG I need to go poke out my minds eye!!!!

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:01 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
ok now I'm just gonna have to get out the trusty flashlight and...OMG I need to go poke out my minds eye!!!!

Well if it's poking you want, you've come to the right place!

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." George Bernard Shaw

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:05 AM