Dead thread by JonnyQuest

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Hijack at will.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:56 AM

Firsties!

*happy dance*

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:02 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Causal:
Firsties!

*happy dance*

Way to Go! Firsties Prize!

Yours to claim! What kind of Hijack shall this be?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:07 AM

I vote for a violent hijacking, with hostages ... and explosives.

mornin JQ, hope all is well with you.

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:11 AM

TINADOLL

i'm not dead yet. I'm HAPPY...

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:14 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oooo, violence hijacking, hostages, explosives??? Can there be...

cupcakes too?

People get hungry after all that.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:18 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
i'm not dead yet. I'm HAPPY...

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/dead.wav
(Morning RIMG)

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:22 AM

As you wish ...

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:28 AM

TINADOLL

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
i'm not dead yet. I'm HAPPY...

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/dead.wav
(Morning RIMG)

YES YES

I was gettin better!

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:32 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Can there be...cupcakes too? People get hungry after all that.

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
As you wish ...

MMMMMMM Cupcakes!

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:37 AM

(can we tell that Jimi is trying to exceed the bandwidth on his second PB account?)

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:38 AM

TINADOLL

RIMOG-That avatar...OMG it rocks so much i am stealin it!

So whats wrong with a little Jaylee?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:41 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:

Thank you, thank you, this is all so unexpected! I'd like to thank the Academy for recognizing my work. I'd also like to thank my mama and Jesus, and all the fine folk who made this moment possible. *sniffle*

In my capacity as first poster, I hereby declare this post hijacked. This will, per RIMG's request, be a violent hijacking, however: movie violence only. Pull your punches, use only breakaway bottles, and remember to load your guns with blanks. Knives are to be handles only--they'll add the blades digitally in post production. All explosives must spray confetti; guns that shoot "Bang!" signs are authorized, but not required. Physical comedy is highly encouraged, and may include, but is not limited to, pratfalls, three-stooges-eye-pokes, and fart jokes.

Today's shoot will be catered in an all-cupcake manner.

That is all; carry on.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:41 AM

Not mine, feel free to :)

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:49 AM

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Originally posted by Causal:
In my capacity as first poster, I hereby declare this post hijacked. This will, per RIMG's request, be a violent hijacking, however: movie violence only. Pull your punches, use only breakaway bottles, and remember to load your guns with blanks. Knives are to be handles only--they'll add the blades digitally in post production. All explosives must spray confetti; guns that shoot "Bang!" signs are authorized, but not required. Physical comedy is highly encouraged, and may include, but is not limited to, pratfalls, three-stooges-eye-pokes, and fart jokes.

Today's shoot will be catered in an all-cupcake manner.

Gods, I love this place.

* straps a large confetti explosive to his chest and runs around the thread with a pair of pistols, one of which the BANG flag doesn't necessarily stay put in all of the time *

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:53 AM

YEEEEHAAAAW!!!

*fires into the air*

*stabs RIMG with a bladeless knife*

*breaks beer bottle over head*

I'm going CRAZY!!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:55 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:

I MISS MY BOONE! *cries*

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:59 AM

There, there Roxy. It'll be ok.

I know what will cheer you up.

* hands her a cupcake as big as her head, and a Hellboy-sized pistol (too lazy to look up the name) for her other hand *

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:01 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*sniff, sniff* Thanks RIMG. I feel a lil better.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:21 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 wanders in all confused ...I want a cupcake..are there cupcakes here??

Bryce
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Figures... first time on the Core,what do I get to do? -- dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or --
Ooh, synchronizers!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:23 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
...and remember to load your guns with blanks.

Um, anybody remember Jon-Erik Hexum of "Voyagers"? Just sayin'

Quote:
Today's shoot will be catered in an all-cupcake manner.

Cunningly knitted Jayne Cupcake:

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:26 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 wanders in all confused ...I want a cupcake..are there cupcakes here??

Someone get LA a cupcake STAT!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:30 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 wanders in all confused ...I want a cupcake..are there cupcakes here??

Someone get LA a cupcake STAT!

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:32 AM

MSG

Yes I do and even more horrifically I remember Brandon Lee so always check to make sure they are blanks and NEVER point a blank gun at a person if you are closer than 3 feet!

Ok so I have a large quantity of available hostages. They're kind of whiny and not overly co-operative bu they make excellent targets... I shall load them into the boxes:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:33 AM

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Cunningly knitted Jayne Cupcake:

Warning: cunningly knitted Jayne Cupcakes are for display purposes only; not meant for human consumption.

Hey! Hey! That means you Roxy!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:33 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

JQ, where do you find these cupcakes?? You are a master of search!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:42 AM

Ooohh, Msg has some hostages for us. Shiny!

Love the Jayne hat cupcake JQ.

* runs over to LA with a cupcake as big as her head *

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:42 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
JQ, where do you find these cupcakes?? You are a master of search!

You words do me a kindness. 'Tis true the reach and prowess of my Googler knows no limits. Er, that doesn't sound quite right.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:45 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Damn double post.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:47 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 is giggling away at the thought of JQ and his Googler....

Bryce

Figures... first time on the Core,what do I get to do? -- dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or --
Ooh, synchronizers!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:52 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
...and remember to load your guns with blanks.

Um, anybody remember Jon-Erik Hexum of "Voyagers"? Just sayin'

Yes I do and even more horrifically I remember Brandon Lee

MsQ to this day cannot watch a Brandon Lee movie. Jonathan Brandis likewise (no gunplay there though) Really added to the whole love/hate "IT" thing she has...

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 is giggling away at the thought of JQ and his Googler....

Leave my Googler alone! *secretly smirms at LA Googler Giggling*

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:55 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Warning: cunningly knitted Jayne Cupcakes are for display purposes only; not meant for human consumption.

Hey! Hey! That means you Roxy!

*stops short of eating the the knitted Jayne Cupcake hat and shoves it behind her back*

I don't know WHAT you're talking 'bout...

And I 2nd LA's giggle at JQ's Googler.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:58 AM

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*stops short of eating the the knitted Jayne Cupcake hat and shoves it behind her back*

I don't know WHAT you're talking 'bout...

Mmhmmm...better keep an eye on you when you're around knitted baked goods.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:06 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Mmhmmm...better keep an eye on you when you're around knitted baked goods.

But, but, but, they are so tasty...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:26 AM

Well...they are full of fiber, and fiber is good for you...

No! What am I saying?? Young lady, you are just going to have to resist the urge to eat the decorations. I know that will be a struggle for you, but it builds character.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:30 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*sigh* Yes sir... spoil sport...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:30 AM

I am now reminded of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, when they hit the infinite improbability drive and all turned into yarn (movie, of course) and Arthur threw up and it was yarn.

I am out y'all, have a good evening and night.

~jimi
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 8:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*sigh* Yes sir... spoil sport...

There, there. Someday you'll have a knitted cupcake all your own, and you'll be able to eat it whenever you like.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:32 AM

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Warning: cunningly knitted Jayne Cupcakes are for display purposes only; not meant for human consumption.

Hey! Hey! That means you Roxy!

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*stops short of eating the the knitted Jayne Cupcake hat and shoves it behind her back*

I don't know WHAT you're talking 'bout...

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Mmhmmm...better keep an eye on you when you're around knitted baked goods.

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*But, but, but, they are so tasty...

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Well...they are full of fiber, and fiber is good for you...

No! What am I saying?? Young lady, you are just going to have to resist the urge to eat the decorations. I know that will be a struggle for you, but it builds character.

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*sigh* Yes sir... spoil sport...

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
There, there. Someday you'll have a knitted cupcake all your own, and you'll be able to eat it whenever you like.

JQ hands Roxy a textile cupcake under the table.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 11:44 AM

Hey! I saw that Johnny!

Wait--why am I trying to regulate the eating of decorative baked goods? It's their digestive system after all.

*sigh*

I think I better go back to the Bar & Grill for some more bourbon.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:33 PM

TRAVELER

Lets just say I am here for some serious cupcakes.

Now back to our regular schedule programing.

Traveler

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:01 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:

Mmmm...cleava-- I mean ...cupcakes...

What's that honey? Oh, nothing, just talking about cupcakes!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:09 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Are these lovely ladies Browncoats?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 6:26 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

All I wanted was a cupcake. Just a cupcake. How did it all come to this? *sigh*

Gotta say, those are some nice cupcakes. Prolly not real though... artificially flavored...

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 1:27 AM

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Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:

All I wanted was a cupcake. Just a cupcake. How did it all come to this? *sigh*

Gotta say, those are some nice cupcakes. Prolly not real though... artificially flavored...

If I wasn't at work when I read this I would have laughed hysterically, but in an effort to contain myslf, it got a hearty chuckle.

~jimi
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Thursday, March 15, 2007 2:01 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
If I wasn't at work when I read this I would have laughed hysterically, but in an effort to contain myslf, it got a hearty chuckle.

Hehe, glad to give ya a good laugh. Hmmm, now a really want a cookie.

*ponders where that remark may take this thread*

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