The League Of Psychic Nutcases - The Donkeys Are Not Best Pleased by daveshayne

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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - The Donkeys Are Not Best Pleased

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Friday, March 23, 2007 05:32
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Sunday, March 11, 2007 7:25 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
pity - now we'll never find the dishwashing liquid which we know we should soak in... *sigh*

We do have to be carefull about what we soak in. I say we soak in lemon grass tea and motor oil.

David

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 8:18 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

mmmmmmmmm... motor oil is good for the constitution... but I don't believe it is wise to do any other way than in moderation...

The donkeys may have the lemongrass tea...

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Monday, March 12, 2007 5:40 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
motor oil is good for the constitution...

Plays merry hob with the Declaration of Independence though.

David

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Monday, March 12, 2007 6:05 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Did someone say Independants ????

Is Mal here ???

Or maybe it was a pigeon...

Bryce
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Figures... first time on the Core,what do I get to do? -- dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or --
Ooh, synchronizers!

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Monday, March 12, 2007 6:21 AM

Llama, lemming, porcupine
Emu, chicken, turpentine
Candle, handle, bauxite mine
Min'ral, vegt'al, hellenine

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 5:46 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oh you would say that wouldn't you???

Do you realise you woke the baby beets???

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007 6:16 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
Oh you would say that wouldn't you???

Do you realise you woke the baby beets???

At least the baby carrots are down. There's nothing worser than cranky carrot tots.

David

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:48 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Well that just proves that you never get up to the baby corn in the middle of the night... I am always getting up to the baby corn... and now the radishes are upset too...

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:05 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:
and now the radishes are upset too...

Hush little radish don't say a thing
Dragon gonna fly you to lovely thing

David

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:26 PM

You can ride the llamas as long as you are a dancing banana. Don't insult donkeys. And we collect cows that fart into party balloons. Must have some interesting parties.

Anything else I should know or does the talking chicken have to be released?

I have my hand on the latch and the chicken is egging (yes that was a bad pun) to get out.

Traveler

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:30 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
At least the baby carrots are down. There's nothing worser than cranky carrot tots.

...except for testy tater tots!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:03 PM

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Originally posted by Penguin:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
At least the baby carrots are down. There's nothing worser than cranky carrot tots.

...except for testy tater tots!

But nothing beats unhappy onion sprouts.

David

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Anything else I should know

Yes. Today's episode was brought to you by the number green and the letter aardvark.

David

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:22 PM

That's why I ask. I am always the last to know.
Of course getting up before noon is supposed to help. But llamas never wake me.

Guess I will have to disguise myself as a dancing banana and then the llamas will give me more respect.

Just keep repeating to myself the number green and the letter aardvark.

That should be easy.

Traveler

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 3:47 PM

Is the banana B1 or B2?

I don't trust those bananas, they have a shifty look in their eyes, they wear PJs all the time (who are they? Hugh Heffner?) and take far too much pleasure from catching teddy bears unawares... sickos.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 4:08 PM

Teddy bears have to kept under control. Have you ever seen the havoc they can cause.

Children all snuggled in their beds holding on to their teddy bears like life rafts.

Ears half torn off from being swung around and around while child screams with joy.

Teddy bear stuffing found under cushions of favorite chair after wrestling match.

It never ends.

I say more power to the pajama bananas.

Now we return to our regularly scheduled programing.

Traveler

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:25 AM

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Originally posted by TrueBlue:
Is the banana B1 or B2?

B3 I think. I'd have to check the label though.

David

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:29 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Traveler !

LA29 does the dance of joy around Traveler !!!

Then she gives him a shiny penny

Bryce

"Can't fight Kyrumption, cinnamon buns. It's fate. It's the stars. Kyrumption is..."

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:24 AM

Ok so why is it that the vegetables are hostile and yet the fruit seems reasonable passive?? I now wonder if they are spraying some kind of prozac on them as they ripen ( and pretending it's insecticide) hmmm...someone get me a peach to question.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 12:49 PM

Watch that peach squeal like a pig in slop.

You get him or her (don't want to be sexist) to talk MsG.

Traveler goes blind from glaring at shiny penny.

Traveler

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 1:34 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 hands Traveler a pair of very cool shades ,so he can admire his shinypenny in comfort & style...

Good to have you back..

Bryce

"Can't fight Kyrumption, cinnamon buns. It's fate. It's the stars. Kyrumption is..."

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 1:42 PM

Yea. It feels good in here. Have to stay away from those computer games. They are one of my many addictions. And I always buy the ones that takes weeks to complete. Can't leave a game with Europe only partially conquered.

Traveler

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 4:56 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
And I always buy the ones that takes weeks to complete. Can't leave a game with Europe only partially conquered.

You think you have it hard? I have this major soft spot for clunky old DOS games that not only take weeks to play but take weeks to figure out how to get running under XP and still manage to hard crash the system every 30 minutes.

David

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:23 PM

Hey Daveshayne:

Maybe that is part of the game. You have to figure out how not to crash.

Sounds like my place of work.

Our computer techs send an Email telling us they are going to do a minor correction or upgrade in the system and the next thing you know CRASH.

Gotta love the them.

Traveler

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Hey Daveshayne:

Maybe that is part of the game. You have to figure out how not to crash.

I keep telling myself that but realistically I think crashing every 30 minutes while playing fun old games is hard coded into XP. How else can they sell new games than to disable old ones.

David

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Friday, March 16, 2007 1:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Hey Daveshayne:

Maybe that is part of the game. You have to figure out how not to crash.

I keep telling myself that but realistically I think crashing every 30 minutes while playing fun old games is hard coded into XP. How else can they sell new games than to disable old ones.

David

You have a good point. They can send a patch through to everyone who registered with a game and get it to do anything they want.

We could be crawling through a tunnel to escape goblins one minute and find ourselves knitting cunning Jayne caps the next.

Actually I think when the create an upgrade the new system is designed to send old software into a dark hole.

I have two games from the same software company and neither work when I install both of them. I have to uninstall one in order to play the other. Does that make sense.

Traveler

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Friday, March 16, 2007 2:31 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
knitting cunning Jayne caps the next.

It's so hard finding a decent knitting sim these days. It's all first person crochet and real time tatting.

Quote:
Does that make sense.

No, but it doesn't surprise me any. Besides making sense isn't something we do around here. Whibble.

David

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Friday, March 16, 2007 2:54 PM

Here we are on a website slamming computer software.

And no one can say were off topic, since I don't know whay the topic is. Something about donkeys.
Were pretty close. Cause it takes an ass to come up with some of these software ideas.

Traveler

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Friday, March 16, 2007 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Here we are on a website slamming computer software.

And no one can say were off topic, since I don't know whay the topic is.

The topic is what the topic is. All flights of fancy are now boarding through gate C-12 Please have your boarding pass ready as you aproach the gate and enjoy your journey to it's logical conclusion.

David

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Monday, March 19, 2007 5:47 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Logical ?? Who me ? never !

LA20 leaves a trail of breadcrumbs fro her fellow Nutcases to find their way back...

Bryce
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Monday, March 19, 2007 6:06 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA20 leaves a trail of breadcrumbs fro her fellow Nutcases to find their way back...

I love breadcrumbs! Yummy.

I will dance the breadcrumb dance and sing the breadcrumb song.

Breadcrumb
Breadcrumb
Breadcrumb
Breadcrumb

*dragon dave jigs a mighty jig*

David

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Monday, March 19, 2007 6:54 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 happily watches DragonDavid jig !!!

It is Monday after all..

Bryce
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Monday, March 19, 2007 7:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 happily watches DragonDavid jig !!!

It is Monday after all..

You should jig as well. Even if it's not tuesday.

David

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Monday, March 19, 2007 7:54 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 jigs along with her friend DragonDave ...

Bryce
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Monday, March 19, 2007 2:11 PM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 jigs along with her friend DragonDave ...

Looks like we're on a jig jag.

David

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Monday, March 19, 2007 5:45 PM

Monday. Gotta love it.
Traveler wipes the remains of bread crumbs from his mouth. I wonder what they were for. Continues to wander deeper into the dark forest in search of the donut tree.

Not just any donut tree. No. The tree of chocolate covered donuts with Bavarian Creme filling.

Traveler

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Monday, March 19, 2007 5:59 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
Not just any donut tree. No. The tree of chocolate covered donuts with Bavarian Creme filling.

Have you looked behind the cruller patch? Or maybe it's around the other side of the napoleon bushes.

David

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 12:18 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

I think it may be past the pumpkin muffin patch ...

Don't forget to save one for the Great and mighty Cuttlefish...

Bryce
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 4:55 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I think it may be past the pumpkin muffin patch ...

I think I remember seeing chocolate donut trees in the meadow by the croisant river. Don't know if they were bavarian creme though. Can't hurt to look thopugh.

Or we could probably ask the cuttlefish. I'll bet it knows being all great and mighty and all.

David

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 4:46 PM

All I know is the trees are small but have an aboundance of dark green leaves. They mask the donuts so you have to climb the tree to see if they are there.

Since you have already started to climb the tree it is best to continue to the top and feel the wind on your face and the rustle of the leaves.

Donuts or not the climb is the thing.

So people think trees were placed here for shade.
Silly. Trees are ment to be climbed. That's why they have so many branches. They are a natural ladder to the sky.

Traveler

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 5:40 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
They are a natural ladder to the sky.

But I am a fearsome dragon. I need no ladder to touch the sky I have mighty wings and the will to use them. I am a creature of the wind. I suppose trees are usefull for you unwinged ones though so I aprove.

David

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:43 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

La29 climbs up a tall tree to get a better view of DavidDragon flying...

It's a very shiny sight to see a dragon fly over the doughnut patch !

Bryce

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 9:44 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
La29 climbs up a tall tree to get a better view of DavidDragon flying...

It's a very shiny sight to see a dragon fly over the doughnut patch !

I'll fly over to you and you can climb aboard. See the doughnut patch from above.

David

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 1:56 PM

Littlealbtross29 gets all the fun.

Although she does deserve it.

Traveler

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:02 PM

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Originally posted by traveler:
Littlealbtross29 gets all the fun.

Although she does deserve it.

Oh. Alright. Hop on. Room for two.

David

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:36 PM

I'm looking for a muppet vomiting smurfs.

Can you see him from up there?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 4:29 PM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
I'm looking for a muppet vomiting smurfs.

I see no muppets. I espy no smurfs. I look, I look, I look, and I look but all I see for miles of smiles is donutdendra.

David

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:51 PM

Gorram it, he escaped.

Oh well, oooooooooh donuts.

OW, one bit me.

Bad donuts, very bad donuts.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 7:24 PM

I'm a busy, busy person.

Doing busy, busy things.

In a busy, busy box.

Filled with busy, busy bees.

Oh no, I've made them angry.

Owwwwww, that hurts. Stop.

THEY'RE LOOSE.

RUN FOR COVER.

*Hides in donut holes*

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:01 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Filled with busy, busy bees.

Oh no, I've made them angry.

Silly ZK stirring up the bees. But I know how to placate them. I will show them where the pretty pretty flowers with the pretty pretty petals and sweet sweet nectar grow.

David

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