The Sereni-Tree and Mai-Quest 3: Quest to the Old West by TheRealMe

Um...I think you got a little bit paler.

Try again.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Thursday, March 15, 2007 6:43 PM

*takes a deep breath (well without the breathing part) and concentrates once more.

This HAS to work. It just has to w..

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*is propelled backwards with all the effort of trying to turn invisibile and finds herself passing through the next wall.

*floats near the ceiling and peers around...

Um Soul, Serenity, you guys might want to see this. *looks over a vast array of flashing monitors and controls. I think I found something!

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Friday, March 16, 2007 3:37 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Um Soul, Serenity, you guys might want to see this. *looks over a vast array of flashing monitors and controls* I think I found something!

Soul pulls Serenity through the next wall after Mai, and the three of them stare at the consoles in front of them.

"Inreresting," Soul says. "It's like some sort of control room."

He looks over the controls, reading the labels on the buttons, and find one that interests him. He depresses a big yellow button labeled as 'Town Square Defense'.

* * *

Back in the town square where the rest of the group is standing, there is a hiss and a rumble as a sectio of ground opens up and what looks to be a mounted gun rises up into place. There are controls to fire the gun, and it just happens to be aimed in the direction of the approaching zombies.

* * *

"Cool!" Soul presses another button, this one labeled 'Town Square Plasma Cannon'.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Friday, March 16, 2007 4:31 AM

Um, should you be pushing buttons?

And, while you're at it, is there one labeled "Put Mai Back to Normal"?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 16, 2007 4:46 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Um, should you be pushing buttons?

And, while you're at it, is there one labeled "Put Mai Back to Normal"?

"But pushing buttons is fun!" Seeing Serenity's gaze, Soul shifts his eyes down. "Oh, fine."

He looks around the room, and his eyes finally settle on a big red button coveres by glass with the caption "Normalizer". "Huh. Weird name."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Friday, March 16, 2007 5:07 AM

Ooh. That's a tempting button! Big, red AND under glass.

If you wanna push it, I'll totally look the other way.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 16, 2007 5:08 AM

OOC: Is there anything you guys need me to do? Some how I feel increasingly out of place on this one. Not that I'm complaining. I'm just thinking I aught to head back to the ship and practice my Tai Chi.

Scorpion Regent

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Friday, March 16, 2007 9:20 AM

JAKE7

[hijack]OOC: Sorry, gotta do it...can't resist:

ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)

Thank goodness for scripts online!
[/hijack]

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, March 16, 2007 7:50 PM

Quote:
He looks around the room, and his eyes finally settle on a big red button coveres by glass with the caption "Normalizer". "Huh. Weird name."

Actually, I think it's safe if you push the Normalizer. Clearly, I wasn't normal to begin with so yeah, not sure how that helps. Though it might solve part of the mystery?

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Monday, March 19, 2007 3:16 AM

Maybe!!

So, go ahead Soul, PUSH IT!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Monday, March 19, 2007 4:54 AM

Outside facing the zombie posse (hey, good name for a rap group!) TheRealMe puts two of his fingers into his mouth and whistles loudly. His trusty steed Aluminum comes running over, still carrying the semi-conscious Citizen on its back. TheRealMe reaches into the large saddlebags and pulls out a handful of grenades.

He turns to Jake7 "After seeing what happened to Jayne in Serenity, I don't leave home without them! Now, as soon as I toss them, put up that force field."

TheRealMe pitches several of the grenades among the feet of the approaching zombies. Jake7 pushes the button of her remote in the hopes that the batteries are still charged.

The grenades start exploding, taking zombies with them. Unfortunately, it seems that he evil lawman is protected by some kind of force field.

TheRealMe was careful to only throw the grenades at the part of the line away from ZombieMai.

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Monday, March 19, 2007 5:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

TheRealMe was careful to only throw the grenades at the part of the line away from ZombieMai.

Oh, good! I was worried about that!! She'll be much harder to get back together if she's blown to bits.

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Monday, March 19, 2007 6:11 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Soul slowly lifts the big glass lid over the big red button labeled "Normalizer".

"Well, here goes nothing."

He pushes the button, and...nothing happens. MaiGhost swims above him for a better look.

"Well, no wonder, you dummy. You have to type in my name!"

Soul glances down and lo-and-behold, there is a small keypad. Grinning sheepishly, he types in 'Mai'.

"Okay. Let's try this again!"

He pushes the button, and this time...MaiGhost disappears!!

* * *

In the line of approaching zombies, the one bearing a striking resemblance to Mai suddenly stops shuffling and moaning, and it's skin goes from grey and falling off to soft and flush. The eyes clear, suddenly, and Mai, newly restored (though still not quite normal) takes a moment to look around.

"Yay! I'm me again!"

Unfortunately, since she's no longer a zombie, she can no longer hide among them, and the zombies are hungry.

"Okay! Help is needed! Please?"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Monday, March 19, 2007 6:42 AM

TheRealMe instantly sees Mai's plight and springs into action. He shoves the unfortunate, still-sleeping Citizen off the broad back of Aluminum and leaps up into the saddle. "Time for some thrillin' heroics!"

He charges to Mai's rescue...

And runs smack into Jake7's force field, dazing him and his horse for a moment. Jake7 lowers her force field and he proceeds.

TheRealMe gallops foward atop his horse, reins in his teeth (though Aluminum requires no such guidence), shooting off a pistol in each hand, dropping the zombies massing around Mai. As he reaches her side, he tosses an empty six-shooter in the face of one shambling undead thing (which bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson in "Thriller") and he reaches down with one hand. Mai grasps his wrist and he pulls her up behind him. Aluminum turns about and they charge back toward their companions.

"Whew!" TheRealMe says as he pulls back on the reins. "I'm exhausted!"

"Braaaaaaains!" the zombies say.

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Monday, March 19, 2007 6:53 AM

Good job, sweetie!

*Serenity gives Soul a

on the cheek.*

Now, let's get out of here before someone notices what we did.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Monday, March 19, 2007 2:07 PM

Thanks TRM! That was a close call! I owe you big time.

*On comm: Thanks Soul and Serenity! I'm normal, (but not really) again! However, we aren't out of the woods, we still got a bit of a zombie infestation to deal with out here. Maybe some of them are like me, not really undead, but just under the control of Sheriff Crazy Pants?!

So, what's the plan TRM?

*kicks a straggling zombie off of Aluminum's tail.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 6:17 PM

TheRealMe tosses a flash-bang grenade into the mass of approaching zombies, then he shields both his eyes and Mai's. It goes off with a great flash and a loud explosion. This does not bother the zombies much, but the evil lawman is stunned.

"Normally," he says too loudly to Mai, "I would just say let's collect our people and get out of here! Uh... In fact, that's not a bad idea at all. Or, if you prefer, we can bring down the reign of terror of this big baddie."

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 12:16 AM

I'm all for running away! I saw we gather every one up and get back to the ship. Let's make like a tree and leaf! Ha! Get it ? Serenitree. Leafs. Leaves. Oh hey remember the leaf dress, that was fun...

*shakes head*

Umm.. Sorry my brain still seems a bit befuddled from the zombifying.

Yes, we should definetly go. It's not like the bad guy is apt to follow us or show up in some undetermined thread of the future and threaten our lives again. *insert scary music*

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 3:42 AM

TheRealMe spends a few moments in careful thought... remembering the Leaf Dress. "The Leaf Dress was only a problem for you with the approach of autumn."

From carefully prepared sniper locations -- the roof of the tavern, the water tower -- TheGreyJedi, Seryn, and SR start to provide covering fire to slow the zombies down.

TheRealMe hops off of Aluminum and, with the help of Jake7, hoists Citizen's semi-conscious form back onto the horse.

Into his com-link, he says, "Mission accomplished! We have Mai! People, we are leaving! Rendezvous at the portal!"

Then he grabs Aluminum's reins and leads the horse off at a slow run (but faster than zombies move).

"Let's get Mai out of here before we lose her again!"

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:47 AM

Good plan! Wait... maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us. Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 9:23 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
Good plan! Wait... maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us. Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?

Inside the room with all the buttons, Soul suddenly has a briliant idea.

"Hey, maybe we should grab that normalizer button and bring it with us! Could come in handy with other monster-y encounters later on?"

Serenity agrees, so Soul pulls the button, casing in all, and they head back through the wall. Of course, the Zombies are there, so Serenity snaps her wings open and flies Soul ahead of the croud of zombies. Since Soul isn't exactly light, she doesn't make it very far before having to land, but by the time they land, they have reached the others.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 10:40 AM

BLUEFISHIE

*runs in, sits on a floor and starts drawing*

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 12:07 AM

That is a brilliant plan, Soul! It's like your reading my mind or something. Creepy.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:15 AM

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Originally posted by mai:
That is a brilliant plan, Soul! It's like your reading my mind or something. Creepy.

OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button? Trm, SR can't snipe if he didn't bring a rifle, but why burden ourselves with details. On with the quest!

Scorpion Regent

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:26 AM

Hi Mai! I see you're back to your pretty self!

Now, let's see if we can get out of here without incident. My baby should be waking up from her nap soon.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:26 AM

FISHIE!

Careful, Fishie, when you write or draw something! Remember that you have a "magic" marker.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button? Trm, SR can't snipe if he didn't bring a rifle, but why burden ourselves with details. On with the quest!

Well, some of us would be lost if we were "normalized".

And I thought that you were such a dead-eye shot that you could make do with a pistol!

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:02 AM

Out on the wild plains on the outskirts of town, TheRealMe reaches the dimensional portal leading back to Sereni-Tree.

"Bride1! It's Me! We're coming through! Sending the horse first!"

He urges Aluminum on until he walks through the portal, still carrying Citizen on his broad back.

TheRealMe turns to face the oncoming zombie horde. He draws his remaining six-gun and reloads. "Jake7, we may need your force field. We have to hold these things off while we get the others home." He pauses in thought as he snaps the six-shooter shut. "Say, can you use that remote to put a force-field globe around our enemies? To trap them? I think that you did that on Zanzibar, didn't you?

TheRealMe, Sheriff of Serenity County

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Thursday, March 22, 2007 11:04 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
OOC: Why couldn't youse guys just typed in 'all' and pushed the normalizer button?

Soul suddenly has a brilliant idea!! He stops in his steps and types in the word "all" on the keypad. Swallowing, he hits the big red button.

* * *

In the crowd of zombies, Thomas All suddenly finds himself normal again. Unfortunately, the zombies near him are hungry, and there is no one to rescue him.

* * *

"Ew..."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Friday, March 23, 2007 4:42 AM

Maybe "Everyone"?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 23, 2007 4:48 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Maybe "Everyone"?

Soul shrugs, types in "everyone", and hits the button.

* * *

Sarah Everyoneabee gets de-zombiefied, but her freedom only lasts a few short seconds.

* * *

"Okay, that's just wrong..."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

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Friday, March 23, 2007 5:02 AM

What are the odds?

Maybe we should just leave it. We're doing more harm than good!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Friday, March 23, 2007 8:09 AM

JAKE7

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe turns to face the oncoming zombie horde. He draws his remaining six-gun and reloads. "Jake7, we may need your force field. We have to hold these things off while we get the others home." He pauses in thought as he snaps the six-shooter shut. "Say, can you use that remote to put a force-field globe around our enemies? To trap them? I think that you did that on Zanzibar, didn't you?

No, I put the shield around us and they bounced off. That was the time I accidentally reanimated the dead alien creatures we were killing...

But I can keep a shield around the portal to keep out any new zombies. I'll have to be the last one on board -- so DON'T close up the portal until I get through! I don't want to stay on this planet!!

**jake7 stands guard at the portal with the force field up while the rest of the crew scrambles back through the portal**

Is everyone on board yet? These zombies are starting to get a little too close for comfort, and I'm not sure how much battery power I have left!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:56 AM

BLUEFISHIE

*watches as a bluefishie pops out of the floor and puts it in her fishie bowl*

...Cool.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 7:43 AM

CITIZEN

"Zombies eh" Citizen muttered still slightly dazed. "Could be worse, could be door to door vacuum cleaner sales men, at least with Zombies shooting them in the head kills them." He sighed heavilly before sitting back down. "I ran across a band from hoover once, you don't know fear until even the most powerful explosives won't deter the question 'would you like our special marble insurance'"

"I tell you, there was this one guy tried to get me with a super-suco-matic 450 with complimentry dust guarding, how he carried on offering me money off vouchers without a head is utterly beyond me."

"We're seriously lucky it's just Zombies, reanimated fetid corpses my smell bad and have an unhealthy desire for human chow but at least they don't try and sell you vacuum cleaners."

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 8:34 PM

In the Westworld, guarding that end of the portal...

TheRealMe shoots several zombies in the head, dropping them, but then his six-shooter clicks. He is out of bullets! He quickly breaks his pistol at the hinge and starts fumbling with loading it with more bullets.

Then Jake7's force field starts to flicker.

Suddenly, from behind them, a form in a yellow jumpsuit flashes past. It is Ace, Bride1. With five swift swings of her mirror-bright katana she cuts a handful of zombies to pieces. Then she stands calmly, waiting for more to approach.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:31 AM

As Bride 1 fights to save her crew, a super duper, extra creepy, and very stealth zombie sneeks up behind her wielding a deadly weapon.

It raises the vaccum cleaner above her head and prepares to strike her down.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 4:47 AM

CITIZEN

"See?" Citizen exclaimed removing a tube of nodescript powder from one of his many inside pockets. "You shoot their brains out, blow them up, and they still come back as evil Vaccuum cleaner Zombie sales persons."

He took a handful of powder and threw it at the Zombie. It shrank back moaning a sickening screaming moan, dropping the vaccum cleaner while Bride 1 lobbed it's head off with a well aimed strike.

"Shack and Vac and put the freshness back." Citizen shrugged replacing the tube in his pocket.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:22 AM

*Slips through the portal in the relative calm following the death of the SalesZombie.*

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:46 AM

If I never see another zombie, it will be too soon. *Jumps back through the portal. I am not getting lost anymore. It just gets crazier every time!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:53 AM

Can we microchip you like they do to pets? With a little GPS thingy so we can always find you?

What?

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:10 AM

Brilliant idea!

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 2:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Can we microchip you like they do to pets? With a little GPS thingy so we can always find you?

Originally posted by mai:
Brilliant idea!

A slightly ticked SR squeezes past after returning through the portal.

"GPS only works if the planet has a satelite net to support it. How about you carry a rescue strobe and five mile siren around with you in fanny pack? Maybe a Very pistol flare gun?"

SR is grumpy because he never got to finish his drink in the bar. It's awfully frustrating to get to taste a good whiskey and not swallow it.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 6:44 AM

SR, dunno if you've checked out our bar recently, but it is VERY well stocked. Certainly there's some decent whiskey back there somewhere.

And pooh on you for being such a naysayer to my cunning plan!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
SR, dunno if you've checked out our bar recently, but it is VERY well stocked. Certainly there's some decent whiskey back there somewhere.

And pooh on you for being such a naysayer to my cunning plan!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

It the principle of the matter, I could have all the whisky in Ireland, (OooH the thought of it, a moment of silence please), but if some knuckle dragging moron came up behind me and put me in a stranglehold as I was taking a drink I would still be miffed.

SR dissappears into engineering and there is much noise of fabrication. He re-emerges with a box from which he removes a silver shull cap that he places on Mai's head from the top of the cap is arm assembly that holds a small sphere that rotates around Mai's head. He then hands a small remote control boxes to Mai and Serenity. Mai's box has only one button which is labeled 'I'm lost', which, out of curiousity, she pushes. The small screen on the box displays the words, 'you are here, help is coming, have a drink, these things take time.' The sphere starts spining faster and making silly beeping noises.

Serenity's box starts to beep and the display shows a arrow that points towards Mai and the distance measured in meters.

"I hope you're both happy. I'm going to go drink till I you can't see straight."

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:31 AM

OH well, that's extremely clever and a lovely thought SR, but it just doesn't go with my outfit.

*runs around the ship hiding and pushing the "I'm Lost" button.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:57 AM