The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Synchronized Swimming With Cheesy Music by daveshayne

Dragon cannonball!!!!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, March 23, 2007 7:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I wish I didn't eat prawns earlier

I hope your prawns won't bother my crawfish.

Unlike prawns they embrace the cheezy goodness.

Yum.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 4:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I wish I didn't eat prawns earlier

I hope your prawns won't bother my crawfish.

Unlike prawns they embrace the cheezy goodness.

Yum.

The lobster will keep the other shellfish in line. That way the cuttlefish (that is great and mighty) need not be disturbed.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:36 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*pokes her head in*

Precious?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*pokes her head in*

Precious?

Prescience. I new you were going to say that.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 5:50 AM

Did someone say Cuttlefish??

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:18 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
I new you were going to say that.

Because what I say is not new?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
I new you were going to say that.

Because what I say is not new?

No silly. Because I'm psychic.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 9:14 AM

La returns to behold the great and mighty cuttlefish..

How may we serve you our fihy wish granting friend ?

Would you like a cheeseburger ?

DavidDragon knew I was going to ssay that..

I forgot my protective tin-foil hat at home..

Bryce
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And when I call will you walk gently through my shadow..the one who sings at night.Cry for the nightbird...

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 3:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
DavidDragon knew I was going to ssay that..

Of course i did. I'm pspsychic.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, March 24, 2007 6:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I forgot my protective tin-foil hat at home..

Do not worry for I brought extra tin-foil hats.

*Places a tin-foil hat on LA29's head*

Tin-foil hats for all.

Praise the almighty cuttlefish.*Bows*

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 4:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
La returns to behold the great and mighty cuttlefish..

How may we serve you our fihy wish granting friend ?

Would you like a cheeseburger ?

Yes. And unicorns, too. Infact, unicorns eating cheeseburgers would be wonderful

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 5:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I forgot my protective tin-foil hat at home..

Do not worry for I brought extra tin-foil hats.

*Places a tin-foil hat on LA29's head*

Tin-foil hats for all.

I prefer my pancake hat.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 5:14 AM

LA29 finds her magig wand and poofs her freind DragonDavid a new still warm , pancake hat !

Shiny new tin- foil one is cool too, thanks !
..I've laways wondered what baked potatos feel like..and now there can be no mind reading crazy people hearing my thoughts..

Unicorns eating cheeeseburgers it is, oh mighty Cuttlefish..may you be pleased by our humble offerings..

LA uses her magic wand once again & behold !!!

A field of cheeseburger eating unicorns appears..
confused and still hungry..

Bryce
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That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:01 AM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 finds her magig wand and poofs her freind DragonDavid a new still warm , pancake hat !

Thank you for my new pancake hat friend. In fact I think I will sing the "Thank You For My New Pancake Hat" song.

'Thank you thank you thank you
For my new Pancake Hat
Thank you thank you thank you
LittleAbatross29'

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:13 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*applauds*

Bravo, bravo! Now sing one 'bout mongooses (or is that mongeese)! That's if you take requests.

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"Only Spartan women give birth to real men."

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 7:58 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Unicorn cheeseburgers???

Oh, they're just eating them. Okay then. Will they share?

*carefully wraps her head in tinfoil*

Mighty cuttlefish, why is it that tinfoil will block the psychic powers of the nutcases?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 8:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Will they share?

They'd better!

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
*carefully wraps her head in tinfoil*

Mighty cuttlefish, why is it that tinfoil will block the psychic powers of the nutcases?

Cuz the nutcase's psychic brain powers run on the same wavelength as the pant-wetting power of the tinfoil. They cancel each other out.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:24 PM

The cheeseburgers will be upset, if the unicorns don't share.

the unicorns are greedy.

May I have a pancake hat to go on top of my tin-foil hat, please.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:33 PM

Of course you may

LA uses her magic wand once again & poofs Zerokiryu a pancake hat !

Bryce
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That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:01 PM

Thank you LA29.

Pancakes and tin-foil go together like creamed corn and spaghetti.

*Skips around humming the pancake hat song*

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 3:28 PM

Hello, friends, have you ever gazed up at the night sky...

I'm sorry, that's wrong.

Ever wonder how food becomes poo?

Wait, that's not right either

I just turned 17 and now my thoughts are more jumbly than ever.

*tries again*

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun...

This may take a while

Why is the rum always gone?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 5:20 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

My digital watch!!! It's gone!!!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 5:25 PM

But, do you know where your towel is?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 9:31 PM

BLACKBEANIE

My towel turned into a digital watch once.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007 9:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
But, do you know where your towel is?

The unicorns took the towel and the watch.

You have to watch them, they're mischevious.

They will steal your thoughts if you don't wear a tin-foil hat.

*Whispers*They fear tin-foil, won't go near it.

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Monday, March 26, 2007 1:11 AM

But how do they feel about dancing bears and sporks ?

I think I shall teach you the spork song,,,

Sporky,sporky,sporkety,spork..

(Thanks to Penguin for the shiny pic)

Bryce
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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*applauds*

Bravo, bravo! Now sing one 'bout mongooses (or is that mongeese)! That's if you take requests.

I think it's mongi.

Mongoose in the morning
Running round the veldte
Mongoose in the evening
Wearing snakeskin belt

Thats the only mongoose song I know that you can sing in polite company.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 26, 2007 5:04 AM

LA asks DragonDavid to sing a song of sixpence..
Or maybe quilts.

Bryce
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Monday, March 26, 2007 5:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA asks DragonDavid to sing a song of sixpence..
Or maybe quilts.

Quilts for sixpence
Rhymes of nonsense
Sixpence a skein
Sixpence a skein

Tat for tuppence
Doily comeuppance
Tuppence a twirl
Tuppence a twirl

Cross-stitch for happence
Halfwit or sixthsense
Happence for two
Happence for two

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 26, 2007 5:49 AM

Yay, bravo!!

The quilts like when you sing to them.

But they don't like sporks, so me and quilts don't get along.

Sporky,sporky,sporkety,spork.

Sporkety,sporkety,sporks galore.

Look!! There's sporks on the floor.

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Monday, March 26, 2007 5:53 AM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

YAY!!! LA claps her hands & does the dance of joy !

That was just splendid DragonDavid !

Sporky,sporky,sporkety,spork !

Bryce
*******

That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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Monday, March 26, 2007 6:53 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
I think it's mongi.

Mongoose in the morning
Running round the veldte
Mongoose in the evening
Wearing snakeskin belt

Thats the only mongoose song I know that you can sing in polite company.

That was just lovely. Brought quite a tear to my eye before I yanked it out. Too bad, I'd bring some unpolite company, but they refuse to sit on the ceiling couch for some reason. Go fig!

I've so missed the spork song! Yay for sporkiness!

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Monday, March 26, 2007 1:33 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you one and all. For my next number I will gurgle meaninglessly whilst writhing about the stage clad only in banana peels.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 26, 2007 2:54 PM

But banana peels can only be worn on the second thursday of the month.

Apple cores may be worn whenever, but the tomatoes will feel left out.

Why is my head swimming with thoughts of mongeese
gurgling with sporks.

Is there no justice.

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Monday, March 26, 2007 3:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
But banana peels can only be worn on the second thursday of the month.

Well I didn't say when I was doing it did I?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:27 PM

You are so wise.

spork.

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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
You are so wise.

The Oracle of Delphi was once asked if there was anybody wiser than Socrates. The Oracle - prone to prevarication, obfuscation, and flat out babbling in most of it's pronouncements - answered very plainly, "No." Upon hearing this Socrates is purported to have said, "I know nothing but knowing I know nothing makes me wiser than everybody else." No real point here. Just pointing out what a prat Socrates was.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, March 26, 2007 6:41 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Or as Bill and Ted would say "So-crayts"

Does anyone else here like saying blunderbuss?
Blunderbuss bllluunderbusssss blunderSPORK!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 4:22 AM

And now, a Poem.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 4:29 AM

PENGUIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*writhes in pain*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 4:33 AM

oh, come on, it wasn't that bad, was it?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Does anyone else here like saying blunderbuss?

Oooh, yes. Also I like to say: contour, funicular, and pantaloons.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Bill and Ted

WYLD STALLYNS!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:09 AM