The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Synchronized Swimming With Cheesy Music by daveshayne

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
And oligarchy. It's fun to say.

Also titular.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 12:12 PM

Fuschia !!!! And sauerkraut !

Bryce
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That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:23 PM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Fuschia !!!! And sauerkraut !

You know your coat is a kind of fuschia-ish color. Come to think of it if you used red cabage to make your sauerkraut then it does too.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:30 PM

I don't wear fuschia anyomre..it makes me sneeze !

Bryce
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:32 PM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I don't wear fuschia anyomre..it makes me sneeze !

*Walks in the room with fuschia yarn*

Oops!!

*Runs out the room to retrive periwinkle yarn instead*

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 3:18 PM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
*Runs out the room to retrive periwinkle yarn instead*

Don't make me bust out the lavender prints.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:10 PM

*in a really bad french accent* Bring it on you son of a silly person!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:20 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I want you to pretend that I have a Kill-O-Zap gun in my hand.

You do have a Kill-O-Zap gun in your hand...

Wait... No, I think that's a butterknife.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:30 PM

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Wait... No, I think that's a butterknife.

that's the point of pretending

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:45 PM

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Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
*in a really bad french accent* Bring it on you son of a silly person!

Keep it up and you'll get the aubergine tatting thread.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:52 PM

I like to pretend that I'm a sea otter floating through space.

Oh no, REAVERS!!

Do not fret for I shall kill them with my claws of steel and laser beam eyes.

You heard me, LASER BEAM EYES!

Zap,zap,zapity,zap.

And if all else fais I have my trusty SPORK OF JUSTICE!

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:23 AM

LA pretends she's a daisy..

Bryce
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:24 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Salty!

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 6:55 AM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA pretends she's a daisy..

Sea otters like daisies.

A lil bit salty a lil bit sweet makes for a neat treat.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:38 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA pretends she's a daisy..

Sea otters like daisies.

Well I haven't looked lately but I haven't seen any otters like daisies. Are you sure they aren't more like nasturtiums?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:56 AM

No, I think sea otters are plant life.

Like seaweed and manatees.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 10:47 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

And my brother

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Like seaweed and manatees.

No. I don't like seaweed. Sea cows are ok though.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:43 PM

Mooo

Bryce
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:53 PM

PENGUIN

...oooon River....

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:57 PM

Hail to the King !!!

Bryce
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:58 PM

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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Mooo

More like, "Seeea Mooo"

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 3:53 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
*in a really bad french accent* Bring it on you son of a silly person!

Keep it up and you'll get the aubergine tatting thread.

I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser! Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:13 PM

BLACKBEANIE

*In an even worse French accent*
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

I am looking for a good signature, this is only temporary.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:31 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

My mother does business with the Miranda Delivery Service*. I can have you dealt with...

*[Is an actual company, based in Arizona (Tempe, if I recall)]

(VERY IMPORTANT) Rules and voting: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!

I fart in your general direction.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!

I fart in your general direction.

NOOOOOOOOOO, you hit me instead.

*Says in the worst fake french accent you've ever heard* I challenge you to a duel!!

En gaurde.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007 9:32 PM

BROWNCOAT2007

Avast?

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:31 AM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:03 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*in a blur Magda rushes in to the general vicinity and, holding her nose against the noxious odours arising from Penguins general direction takes a flying leap into the cheese lake and starts singing her own accompanyment...*

"Oh mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy... a kid'll eat ivy too... wouldn't you?"

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:16 AM

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Originally posted by magdalena:

"Oh mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy... a kid'll eat ivy too... wouldn't you?"

no.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 5:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!

I fart in your general direction.

NOOOOOOOOOO, you hit me instead.

Sorry. I guess I should have paid extra for the optional guidance package the shady arms merchant was offering but I kept giggling every time he called it a, 'Smart Fart'. I'll know better next time.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 7:03 AM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
'Smart Fart'

Smart fart, heh heh

I'm glad you don't have to feel the wrath of my spork of justice.

I'll give you a cheese grenade instead.

Have fun!

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 8:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
I'll give you a cheese grenade instead.

My very own explosive cheddar. It must be christmas.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 9:03 AM

Not christmas, just gift-givey day.

Cheese grenades for all.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 9:12 AM

YAY!! Cheese grenades..

LA does the happy dance ..

Thank you !

Bryce
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Thursday, March 29, 2007 9:20 AM

But be careful, or someone could end up covered in gooey cheesyness.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 10:24 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
But be careful, or someone could end up covered in gooey cheesyness.

And how is this a bad thing?

There is a cheese lake after all.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 10:30 AM

LOWLIFEMAN

you guys are gay
firefly is gay
this is stupid
dont any of you guys have a life?:

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 10:39 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

No.
*blows raspberries at lowlifeguy and runs away*

Can't take the sky from me!!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Not christmas, just gift-givey day.

Cheese grenades for all.

Cheese grenades for all? And our very own troll to not feed? This is christmas!

*dave pulls the pin from his grenade and slowly counts backwards from one hundred. As he reaches 93 the grenade goes off covering the imediate vicinity in extra sharp cheddar.*

Wheeeeeeeee!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:38 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, cheesy explosion, there's no part of that I don't like.

perhaps I should redirect my french insults toward our insult to lowlifes

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:42 PM

PENGUIN

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:53 PM

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Originally posted by daveshayne:
And our very own troll to not feed?

If we don't feed the troll it will eat the cheese lake.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

*Lobs cheese grenade at LowLifeMan*

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:53 PM

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Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, cheesy explosion, there's no part of that I don't like.

Cheese has a power all it's own it's truth
Fun for Willey and Jonny and Ruth
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
If we don't feed the troll it will eat the cheese lake.

Trolls don't eat cheese. They eat

. That is how you can tell they are trolls.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 5:04 PM

Thank you, O wise one.

Trolls are contagious, I hope you know that.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 5:41 PM

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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Thank you, O wise one.

Trolls are contagious, I hope you know that.

It's the old saying, 'Feed a cold, starve a troll.'

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 5:48 PM

Keep talking like that and you'll have P.E.T.T. after us.
(People for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls)

And you don't want them after us.

*Whispers*They do bad things to people like us.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 8:10 PM