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The FORSAKEN - 15 will get you 25

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 7:12 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Tis Thursday!


*FMF presses the button to activate the hydraulic lift on the back of the nifty new 'Pyre hauler'*

Gots to get ready for a FORSAKENY weekend! Easter egg hunt anyone?


---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original



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Thursday, April 5, 2007 7:18 AM

MAVOURNEEN




Here's my flamey Gah! for the day. Today's motto.

*waves to fmf*



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Thursday, April 5, 2007 7:31 AM

JOSSISAGOD


Second Finally! I'm getting closer!

Happy Forsaken Easter everybody!

Fe'nos Tol
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:09 AM

REDLAVA


Are they evil Easter Eggs?

Did anybody else catch last nights South Park. Comedy gold I tells ya.



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Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:26 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:
Originally posted by Redlava:
Are they evil Easter Eggs?

Well... of course! Eggs that hatch dragons that inevitably do the huntin'!

Hey FMF, Mavs, Red, and JIAG


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Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:31 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


"15 will get you 25"

Says clearly in my contract I will receive 30 if I provide 15. Deal's a Deal.


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Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:04 AM

ALLIETHORN7


Another thread? Shiny.
I've always wanted a Dragon egg... can I keep one.
And, South Park- was that the one 'bout St. Paul the Rabbit Pope and the true meaning of Easter?

Having fun yet?

-Danny (Filling in for Dante in the Hells)

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:10 AM

PENGUIN


"Hare Club for Men"



King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 3:28 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
"15 will get you 25"

Says clearly in my contract I will receive 30 if I provide 15. Deal's a Deal.

]


what will you provide if you get 43?


Hurray evil dragony eggs! oooooh fire pretty!


---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Friday, April 6, 2007 7:59 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS


* juggles 6 flaming dragon eggs *

howdy Forsaken.

* begins to replace each egg with another item *

* 5 eggs and a hunk of white chocolate *

* 4 eggs, a hunk of white chocolate, and a flaming marshmallow *

* 3 eggs, a hunk of white chocolate, a flaming marshmallow, and a whole graham cracker *

* makes a white chocolate s'more and eats it with one hand while continuing to juggle the remaining 3 eggs with the other *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
It's better to copulate than never.
DRIVE - 2 hour premiere, Sunday 4/15/07, 8 pm on F*X

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Friday, April 6, 2007 9:02 AM

MAVOURNEEN


Happy Forsaken Easter, Everyone!





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Friday, April 6, 2007 9:11 AM

PENGUIN






King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, April 6, 2007 10:03 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Where Easter Eggs really come from:


"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 2:57 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Ohhhhh! So that's where Easter Eggs come from! Wow, the bunny will really bonk anything...

I haven't been back here in some time, shame on me! Time for fire dancing!

*dances around the fire happily*

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:37 AM

BORNTOFLY


Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
[B
*dances around the fire happily*


I'd join in, but I don't dance.

Mainly because I can't. And the only time I think I can and actually attempt it is when I've consumed copious amounts of alcohol.

So the first person to ply me with booze will therefore see my famed rendition of Xander's 'Snoopy Dance'.

Whether or not that's a good thing is really up for debate.


---
Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:41 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


*hands BornToFly a bottle of whiskey*

lol, well then, lets see it!

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:50 AM

BORNTOFLY


*Stares at bottle. Blinks.*

...Crap!

Fine then. Don't say I didn't warn you... *Proceeds to turn the fabled jig into a shambles of uncoordinated waving about of the arms and can-can leg kicks*

*Beams proudly*

Toldya it was good.


Time, methinks, to drown my unbridled shame in more booze.


---
Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:54 AM

PENGUIN





*drags in the pyre*



*watches Roxy dance*






King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 3:57 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:
Originally posted by BornToFly:
*Stares at bottle. Blinks.*

...Crap!

Fine then. Don't say I didn't warn you... *Proceeds to turn the fabled jig into a shambles of uncoordinated waving about of the arms and ca-can leg kicks*

*Beams proudly*

Toldya it was good.


Time, methinks, to drown my unbridled shame in more booze.
*applauds*

Bravo! Hey, dancing is dancing! I can't dance worth a lick myself, but doesn't stop me even when I'm completely sober, lol!


Hiya Penguin!

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:07 AM

PENGUIN


Good morning!!



King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:09 AM

BORNTOFLY


Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:


*applauds*

Bravo! Hey, dancing is dancing! I can't dance worth a lick myself, but doesn't stop me even when I'm completely sober, lol!




A brave soul you are! Though I suspect you have dance moves far more premium than mine could ever hope to compare to.


Time to get my flame on with some Tequila!


---
Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:30 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Penguin, that is just the cutest icon ever! Very sneaky...

BTF, I am quite the brave one. My dance moves? Pfft! I'm an uncoordinated very white girl, lol!
Was tequila mentioned? My poison of choice! Oh this can not bode well...

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:50 AM

BORNTOFLY


Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:


BTF, I am quite the brave one. My dance moves? Pfft! I'm an uncoordinated very white girl, lol!
Was tequila mentioned? My poison of choice! Oh this can not bode well...


Ah, I have many a morality tale on the evils of Tequila. Do NOT let me dance after the consumption of that eveil beverage. One of two things will happen. One, I will break something. Or two, something will break me.

Thus, I demand a second drink to stymie the inlfux of tequila into my already over abused system....anyone got any Samurai Sunshine?


Let's dance!






---
Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 5:01 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:
Originally posted by BornToFly:
Ah, I have many a morality tale on the evils of Tequila. Do NOT let me dance after the consumption of that eveil beverage. One of two things will happen. One, I will break something. Or two, something will break me.

Thus, I demand a second drink to stymie the inlfux of tequila into my already over abused system....anyone got any Samurai Sunshine?


Let's dance!
Samurai Sunshine? Hmmm, sounds interesting. I'm gonna go for a 'Silent Jollie' myself. They are tasty and very dangerous. Blink and you've had 4 already!

Are you sure you wanna dance there? That was a lot of tequila...

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 5:10 AM

BORNTOFLY


Never had a 'Silent Jollie' myself. They sound deadly.

A 'Samurai Sunshine' is a drink me and a friend made up couple of months ago at a bartending course.

Take Medori, Vodka, crushed sugar, a slice of lime, crushed ice and you have a drink that goes down too easy for it to be healthy. It sounds kinda girly, but it's oh so good...and potent.

Of course, I shall never betray the ratio of ingredients needed to make it just right. Secret to success, you see.


Hmmm, you're right, that was a lot of tequila....

*Begins getting his pasty white boogie on*



---
Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 5:49 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Oooo, sounds like a mighty drink!

A 'Silent Jollie' is also a created drink made by my good friends Justin and Jesse one night of boredom. It's Bacardi Melon Rum, fruit punch Kool-Aid, and ice in a blender. They taste just like a Jollie Rancher watermelon candy. Goes down way too easy...

lol, so the tequila only encourages you! Good stuff!

*joins in crazy dance*

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"This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen." ~ Queen Gorgo - 300


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 6:08 AM

BORNTOFLY


Tequila indeed! Now there's gotta be some lemons and salt around here somewhere!

And I must have this 'Silent Jollie', sounds so tasty!

Nothing beats a self-mixed drink. May all RTD's be destroyed!

*Continues with the uproariously funny (but in a sad way) dance*


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Forsaken initiate.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:55 PM

PENGUIN


Quote:
Originally posted by BornToFly:
Let's dance!


Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let's dance
To the song they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway
While color lights up your face
Let's sway
Sway through the crowd to an empty space

Let's dance
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
Let's dance
To the song they're playin' on the radio

Let's sway
You could look into my eyes
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight



King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 1:26 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:



*drags in the pyre*



*watches Roxy dance*






King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa


Hey Pyre hog *FMF taps foot and looks at Penguin with ire cause he is haulin her pyre* How do you drag in a pyre that I already hauled in above?

LOL


---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 1:30 PM

PENGUIN


I'm one of the ...I have my own pyre!





King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 3:09 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*Tips back her berry and mango juice in a martini glass and does the Totally Sober HappyNakedPaganDance*


Loosening up? I don't need no loosening up!


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 3:09 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
I'm one of the ...I have my own pyre!





King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa


giggle snort!

*FMF bounces around from an overabundance of the choc-o-late!*


---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre, Owner of a too big Turnippy smelling coat with MR scratched in the neck (thanks FollowMal!)

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original


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Sunday, April 8, 2007 4:40 PM

BORNTOFLY


*BTF finally tires out after dancing like a champ (or is that chimp?) for many long hours*

Phew! That was refreshing!

Oh God, too much chocolate! *Runs full speed for the bathroom, careening into people as he goes*


It's all that dastardly chocolate I tells ya! Damn you Easter Bunny! DAMN YOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!


Now, where'd the bar go?


---
Forsaken initiate.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 10:07 AM

KELKHIL


See I have been told by quite a few that I look like a Mime on crack when I dance. Could care less, except that I HATE MIMES!!!

*Pulls a club from his jacket and attacks the Pub's token Mime*

Knew I would find him in here hiding!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:08 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*has a vision of the Robot fight from Eurotrip and laughs herself silly*


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007 5:15 AM

KELKHIL


*walks back into the thread covered in white face paint and mysterious red stains*

*Bows*

Glad you found the Mime's pain so amusing PR!


*Puts some fresh Pine on the pyre from FMF's house*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:02 AM

MSG


ohhh pyre dancing..now this I'm good at!!

Sadly not so good a real hula dance with 2 min instruction ...but hey humiliation is good for you, right? LOL





"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs


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Thursday, April 12, 2007 10:03 AM

KELKHIL


Humiliation? Sure..... I'll bet all the boys were drooling and all the girls were to jealous to notice if you were good at it or not.

Trust me... I've seen pictures!

Next time you need to hide make sure you have a Nixon maks with ya. Always works for me!

*puts on his Nixon mask and heads over to the Pic thread*


Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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