The League of Psychic Nutcases - Return of the Spork by daveshayne

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Woah!! Am I the first of the sporkilicious nutcases with uber-psychotic... I mean Psychic abilities to hit this here spork fest??

*scurries under the couch in her extreme excitement... and worries she'll squeeeeeee too much in the process...*

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Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

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Friday, April 13, 2007 7:34 PM

Not to worry....if you squeeeeee too much we can clean it up...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, April 13, 2007 7:37 PM

TRAVELER

Okay firsties magdalena:

You win. You can come out from under the couch.

If you stay under there I will start singing. You don't want here a tone death man from Milwaukee sing. Beleave me.

EDIT: Brings out squeeeee cleaning utensils.

Traveler

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:48 AM

Ah. This oughta be fun to watch- gotta love the randomness of this site.
Mesels, I've found that sporks always seem to be the best for commiting Hari-kiri with. Anyone else notice?

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 5:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Having fun yet?

I'm "not touching you" with my spork.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 5:25 AM

I have a spork.. And it requires roasted penguin..

hehehehee

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 5:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I have a spork.. And it requires roasted penguin..

We could have a roast for Penguin, sure. All we need is a bunch of B list comics to insult him all night. Anybody know any B list comics?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 5:47 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

TITANIUM SPORK!!!

*sticks as many marshmallows as she can on her mighty spork and runs around the lake to toast them*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 6:04 AM

PR ... Nice spork !

LA runs around after PR,just 'cause she can...

Bryce
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and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 6:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
I have a spork.. And it requires roasted penguin..

hehehehee

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 8:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Having fun yet?

I'm "not touching you" with my spork.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:29 AM

TRAVELER

No Penguin. No one will roast you unless we find a bunch of B comics. All the B comics I knew are long gone to the B comic zone in OZ.

But that titanium spork. If only I had the cash for that.

PhoenixRose you taunt me with your wonderful spork.

Traveler

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.

I hold my spork pointed at your person about an inch away from you and saying, "I'm not touching you" over and over. Because if I were touching you daddy would turn the minivan around right now.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 11:35 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*pokes Dave with her spork*

Well I am touching you with my spork! So what happens now? Do worlds start imploding or chickens forget they are chickens an start riding bicycles?

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*pokes Dave with her spork*

Well I am touching you with my spork! So what happens now? Do worlds start imploding or chickens forget they are chickens an start riding bicycles?

No silly. Now we sing the potato soup song.

Potato soup
Potato soup
Sing potato soup song
Song potato soup sing
Potato sing song soup
Soup song potato sing
Potato soup
Potato soup

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 12:52 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*applauds*

Bravo, bravo!! Another wonderful tune.

Oh damn, now it's stuck in my head! Anyone got any drain cleaner to get this song out of my head? It's starting to root itself!!

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 1:14 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
No Penguin. No one will roast you unless we find a bunch of B comics. All the B comics I knew are long gone to the B comic zone in OZ.

OOooooh - yes indeed - my house is made of B grade comics and my car is made of B grade comics and there are comics in my cerial - that's why it tasted funny this morning!!

Besides that there were brussel sprouts and cheese slices... oh dear - I think I lost the scissors in the wine barrel again...

*dives in to locate the lost scissors*

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 1:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*applauds*

Bravo, bravo!! Another wonderful tune.

Oh damn, now it's stuck in my head! Anyone got any drain cleaner to get this song out of my head? It's starting to root itself!!

Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.

Available in your grocer's glove compartment.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 1:53 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped... the only thing that works is a bullet to the brainpan - squish!

Nah - that's not going to work either - unless it's a silver bullet...

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Recently crowned QUEEN JAYNE WORSHIPPER by FMF!

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 2:42 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.

Available in your grocer's glove compartment.

But I pose this important question...

Is it CHA (Cuttlefish Health Authority) approved?

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped... the only thing that works is a bullet to the brainpan - squish!

Nah - that's not going to work either - unless it's a silver bullet...

BAH!!! Silver, it burns, precious...

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 3:47 PM

B- Comics?? Joe Piscapo and Andrew Dice clay come to mind

So-Who's makin the pasta salad for this BBQ?

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I tried that too - but it doesn't work if your migdala's been stripped...

Magdalena, your amygdala has been stripped? Were the doctors dancing the macarena at the time?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Sounds like you need Maximum Strength MemeBeGone!!1!1 (TM). You'll be the belle of the amnesiac's ball after just one dose of this exceptionally powerfull short term memory blocker. Just one little pill is all that stands between you and toulip tiptoeing tranquility.

Available in your grocer's glove compartment.
But I pose this important question...

Is it CHA (Cuttlefish Health Authority) approved?

Not so much. But I assure you we use only the finest of unnatural ingredients.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 4:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
Huh? I no comprehend, English speaking person. Please enlighten the un-enlightened soul before you.

I hold my spork pointed at your person about an inch away from you and saying, "I'm not touching you" over and over. Because if I were touching you daddy would turn the minivan around right now.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

Ah. Thanks for clearing up the miscomprehension. i feel so special right now, and if you'll excuse me, I think the nice people in the white lab coats are telling me that computer time is over. It's nappy time.
YAY NAPPY TIME!!!!

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 5:02 AM

BLACKBEANIE

Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 7:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*

I like to play cymbals during nap time. *cymbals crash repeatedly* It soothes me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 8:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Nappy time? Yay!
*Suddenly stops moving, everyone soon realises she is alseep standing up and with her eyes open.*

I like to play cymbals during nap time. *cymbals crash repeatedly* It soothes me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

STOP BANGING CYMBOLS DURING MY NAPPY TIME!!!!!
?'still sleepy, gorramit (*Drifts off to sleep*)

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 10:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
STOP BANGING CYMBOLS DURING MY NAPPY TIME!!!!!
?'still sleepy, gorramit (*Drifts off to sleep*)

I suppose I could blow this tuba if you'd prefer. *dave plays the tuba dissonantly, loudly, and often*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 4:21 PM

NO TUBA!!!!
Now, if you were to blast rock music, I'd oddly be okay with that... the soothing tones would gently rock me to sleep... via draining the blood from out my ears first, 'course

Having fun yet?

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 4:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
NO TUBA!!!!
Now, if you were to blast rock music, I'd oddly be okay with that... the soothing tones would gently rock me to sleep... via draining the blood from out my ears first, 'course

I could play Billy and the Boingers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_and_the_Boingers That's rock and it has tuba too!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 7:35 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

I think it's still beating... isn't it meant to stop?

Billy... billy... billy rubin!

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Sunday, April 15, 2007 8:41 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oh Lord, someone get the blood vac, Magda's been playing again...

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Monday, April 16, 2007 12:09 AM

Roxy, the blood vac is still broken,I think...

Magda.. someone might want that eventually.Maybe we should wrap it up in plastic wrap and put it in a box under the stairs,just in case.

Bryce
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tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Monday, April 16, 2007 2:24 AM

KELKHIL

I thought Tinadoll was fixing the Blood Vac? Did she fail and turn it into a blood spray?

*pokes La29, Mags, Roxy, PR, Dave and Tinadoll with a spork and skips around them like a loon.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, April 16, 2007 2:29 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 16, 2007 3:31 AM

what song you playing Penguin ?

LA pokes Kelkhil with a badger holding a spork...

Bryce
*******...

tommorow is our permanent address
and there they'll scarcely find us(if they do,
we'll move away still further:into now

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Monday, April 16, 2007 3:33 AM

Can anyone play "The Hero of Canton" on a Tuba? or a clarinet? Cuz thats dead sexay

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Monday, April 16, 2007 3:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
what song you playing Penguin ?

"U-Stink-But-I-♥-U" - a Billy and the Boingers classic.

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, April 16, 2007 4:08 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*pokes La29, Mags, Roxy, PR, Dave and Tinadoll with a spork and skips around them like a loon.

*skips behind Kelkhil poking him with a spork*

Hehe, I like this game!

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Monday, April 16, 2007 4:15 AM

*gets poked*

hee hee that tickles!

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Monday, April 16, 2007 4:17 AM