The League of Psychic Nutcases - Return of the Spork by daveshayne

And there is always room for a kick to the nuts. I like nuts. Especially Pistachio

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Monday, April 16, 2007 9:35 AM

*Guards his privates and slowly backs out of the thread*

*A few minutes later returns riding a motorcycle. Speeds by Tina and sporks her on his way back out of the thread*

Drive-by Sporking!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, April 16, 2007 9:47 AM

ALLIETHORN7

Now that ain't nice! *Catches a bus out of thread to not get sporked*
Nighty-ight, crazy persons!

Are you bleeding for them yet? (In signature for next week in honor of Thirty killed in VA Tech)

-Danny

I wanna take the Bullet,
The one aimed straight for your Heart;
I wanna meet the wolves halfway,
And let them Tear me APART,
But that's not the way they do it here...
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, April 16, 2007 9:53 AM

Hey thats my motocycle!!!

..bastid

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Monday, April 16, 2007 10:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Hey thats my motocycle!!!

Oopsies! *looks down at the bike and sees a Scorpion painted on the tank*

*pulls up next to Tina and slowly gets off the bike*

Sorry :ashamed:

*Sporks Tina and flees the thread*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Monday, April 16, 2007 10:19 AM

*rolls her eyes and grabs her slingshot and gets him between the eyes-takes his spork*

And stay off my bike....Or atleast comment on my damn fanfic *shakes fist*

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Monday, April 16, 2007 1:27 PM

ZEROKIRYU

Your sporks are nothing compared to my mighty SPORK OF JUSTICE!!!

*Jumps on table and thrusts spork high into the air*

And the blood vacuum can be fixed by sacrificing 12 beets.

Then the mighty cuttlefish shall be pleased and he will rain strawberry jam on our heads.

*Looks up and opens mouth in anticipation*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

L, do you know gods of death love apples?

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Monday, April 16, 2007 1:45 PM

ALLIETHORN7

Quote:
Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Your sporks are nothing compared to my mighty SPORK OF JUSTICE!!!

*Jumps on table and thrusts spork high into the air*

And the blood vacuum can be fixed by sacrificing 12 beets.

Then the mighty cuttlefish shall be pleased and he will rain strawberry jam on our heads.

*Looks up and opens mouth in anticipation*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

L, do you know gods of death love apples?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Strawberry...

Do you bleed for them yet?

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, April 16, 2007 3:00 PM

If we must bleed i'll go get the leeches

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Monday, April 16, 2007 7:35 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Leeches? Naaaa. Get the lemmings!

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:11 AM

Not the lemmings! Haven't they been through enough already?

*Sporks Roxy for the lemmings*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:15 AM

*the lemming army sneaks into the thread*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:03 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Not the lemmings! Haven't they been through enough already?

*Sporks Roxy for the lemmings*

*gasp* You DARE stick up for the lemmings?? Oh that deserves a sporking! You be glad I don't tell the Mighty Cuttlefish on you!

*sporks Kelkhil for the Mighty Cuttlefish*

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:19 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*the lemming army sneaks into the thread*

Spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*the lemming army sneaks into the thread*

Spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork.

Did ya get 'em all??

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:46 AM

Spork???

No thats SPOCK

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
*sporks Kelkhil for the Mighty Cuttlefish*

*looks down at his arm and sees one of the plastic tines from the spork stuck in is skin*

You didn't have to break it off in me Roxy! Sheesh!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:51 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*looks down at his arm and sees one of the plastic tines from the spork stuck in is skin*

You didn't have to break it off in me Roxy! Sheesh!

Well, that's what you get, evil lemming supporter.

*sporks Kelkhil again and runs away*

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:02 AM

But....but...... *hangs head in shame* I was just saying that well maybe they were just trying to go home and see their mommies and were not here to attack.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:03 AM

Sure is a lot of sporking going on here!

*waddles out of the thread*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:17 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
But....but...... *hangs head in shame* I was just saying that well maybe they were just trying to go home and see their mommies and were not here to attack.

See, that's what they want you to think. They are quite crafty lil devils. I forgive you for being taken in by their craftiness.

Penguin, if we promise to spork less will you come back... please?

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:19 AM

Spork away, dear Roxy, spork away!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:36 AM

Ode to a spork

...OWWW...

...Thank you

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:38 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Spork away, dear Roxy, spork away!

Is that an invitation...

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Ode to a spork

...OWWW...

...Thank you

BRAVO!!! ENCORE, ENCORE!!!

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:44 AM

*sneaks up behind Roxy and sporks her*

*Tosses the spork to Penguin before she turns around*

Um... He did it! *points at Penguin who is now holding a spork*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:46 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

BAH!!! Did you have to poke me in the... *turns around* PENGUIN!! I wanted to spork you 1st. *pouts*

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tinadoll:
Ode to a spork

...OWWW...

...Thank you

*claps enthusiastically*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
BAH!!! Did you have to poke me in the... *turns around* PENGUIN!! I wanted to spork you 1st. *pouts*

*looks shocked*

But...but...but...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
But...but...but...

*I am a mean old man*

Mu hahahahahaha!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:05 AM

Thank you Roxy and Penguin

*sneaks up behind Kel and sporks him in the head*

aha!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:31 AM

Spork in the brainpan...squish

*falls down "dead"*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:32 AM

HORRAY!

I win

*walks of whistling*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:41 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Spork in the brainpan...squish

*falls down "dead"*

*leans over Kelkhil*

Oh dear, well this won't do. We can't have dead bodies lying 'round here. Does anyone have the corpse cart?

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:48 AM

I think Penguin does.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:52 AM

*"dead"*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless (and apparently pantless) Forsaken

Yea though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil: for I am Forsaken

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:56 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oh thank you Tina! I'll have to go steal, I MEAN, borrow that from him.

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
*"dead"*

Hmmm, does that imply that you aren't dead yet and are getting better or that you're just, well, dead?

*pokes Kelkhil with her finger*

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:28 AM

Your welcome

Can i do an autopsy??

*pokes* Or is he only partially dead?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:31 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*pokes Kelkhil yet again*

Sure, he looks pretty dead to me. I'll get the pizza cutter and the salad tongs...

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:34 AM

Is he beginning to smell??

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:37 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

I thought he always smelled like that...

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"One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." ~ William Hartnell - Doctor Who

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:42 AM

Its more burning flesh then foot smell anyhow

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:45 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Damn, who set him on fire??

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:50 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*carries a towel-wrapped cuttlefish in from the Forsaken thread and puts him carefully into his pool and fills it with ice*

He'll get better.

*sits by pool to watch*

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:51 AM

*raises hand* I did

...Is Rodney going to be ok??? *pets cuttlefisH*

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:56 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

I don't know, how much of him did you eat?

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:03 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*goes over and sits by the Cuttlefish*

Oh that's it, get the blood vac...

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:09 AM

I didn't eat none. I have been munching on lettuce and been coveting the peice i was given

How could i eat Rodney?

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:12 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

* rushes into the thread *

* forces a vomit of the sandwich's leftovers in the corner *

There's yer ruttin' fish.

* grabs Kelkhil's remains and rushes out of the thread with them *

~jimi
SFC Alexander, Chief Medic for the 76th Indepentent Army Battalion
God? Who's colors' he flyin'?
DRIVE - Monday night, 8 pm on F*X

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007 7:13 AM