Forty-Second Floor: Time To Work On Our Nine Times Tables. by CallMeSerenity

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Forty-Second Floor: Time To Work On Our Nine Times Tables.

POSTED BY: CALLMESERENITY
UPDATED: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 18:39
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 9:27 AM

Scene: Day. Police car parked under a highway overpass inside are a sherrif (John) and a rookie deputy (Rich)

Rich: Sure is dull out here waiting for cars to go by so we can ticket them for speeding.

John: Could be worse.

Rich: How?

John: We could have to watch re-runs of "Who's the Boss."

Rich: True that. (long silence) So did you catch the game last night?

John: No.

Rich: Probably for the best it wasn't that great. (another long awkward silence) Have you picked up a card for mothers day yet?

John: (Flatly) Mother's dead. (even more awkward silence till a van goes rocketing by) Well did you see that? Time to get to work. (the sherrif takes off in pursuit lights and siren blaring.) Phone in the description to dispatch deputy.

Rich: (using radio) In pursuit of a light blue chrysler van with out of state plates number oner seven X-ray george niner niner. Travelling eastbound on highway 1. Vehicle has bumper sticker "Proud father of Indiana University honor student"

(The van driver finally notices the police car and pulls over)

John: Okay, Rich lets take this nice and easy. We walk up and ask for licence and registration, write the ticket, and get back to the overpass. Some nice easy police type work to break up the day. (The sherrif and deputy walk over to the van. The driver of the van rolls down his window)

Driver: Is there a problem officer?

John: You do know you were speeding there don't you?

Driver: Well who doesn't speed?

John: Sure. What's your name hoosier daddy?

Driver: Rich Barton.

Rich: Hey, he's Rich. Just like me.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 3:04 PM

CALLMESERENITY

HA!!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 6:45 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
HA!!

Ooh. Somebody got it. I was afraid it were far too obscure.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 7:04 AM

CALLMESERENITY

I've had the song stuck in my head ever since.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 7:35 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
HA!!

*Deliberately doesn't get it, just to draw the attention.*

I think that lissa should show up at D*C at the wheel of an impeccably restored '70 Dodge Challenger with a six-packed 426 Hemi under the hood. Am I alone with this scenario?

***
Oh dear, a Drive reference. Slay me!

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 8:41 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I've had the song stuck in my head ever since.

It was the other way around for me. Song stuck in me head followed by joking. Sorry for infecing you.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 8:46 AM

CALLMESERENITY

My mother always listened to oldies and I specifically remember asking her about this song when I was really little.

"Mom? Why is the man asking who her daddy is?

My poor mother.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 8:47 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Still haven't seen Drive.

I'm a bad Browncoat.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 10:22 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Still haven't seen Drive.

I'm a bad Browncoat.

Yes you are. Though to be fair I can see not wanting to invest the time watching yet another Minear show doomed to be cancelled by Fox.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, April 25, 2007 6:39 PM

JADEHAND

already canceled after 9 whole days.
yay FUX.
I'm going to go buy a gun now.

"I will stare from the window
At the shapes in the rain." -Beyond You - Afraid of Sunlight -Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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